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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Screw it, what would *I* do? (OOTS meets WDYD)

    I would check for traps, treasure, and monkeys.
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    And I do agree that the right answer to the magic/mundane problem is to make everyone badass.
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    If you're of a philosophical bent, the powergamer is a great example of Heidegger's modern technological man, who treats a game's mechanics as a standing reserve of undifferentiated resources that are to be used for his goals.
    My Complete Tome of Battle Maneuver/Stance/Class Overhaul

    Arseplomancy = Fanatic Tarrasque!

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    Default Re: Screw it, what would *I* do? (OOTS meets WDYD)

    --> Depression: Critical Hit!



    Uuugh... Sorry, people. 8 days is a bit much. But I exist! It's okay! I'm alive!

    Screw it, What Would I Do? will update properly in about three hours. Until then, you get a filler panel of my demented self-loathing.

    You're welcome.

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    Default Re: Screw it, what would *I* do? (OOTS meets WDYD)

    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    Pick up a torch, look around, choose a good direction and start walking.
    There are... actually no torches here.

    Oohwait Dora has a spell for that.
    Quote Originally Posted by GorinichSerpant View Post
    Rat loot and maybe eats the ogre, while complaining that it's a valid PC in it's own right and not someone else's pet.

    Dora ignores and/or doesn't understand Rat's complaining and continues to treat it like Rat is her pet.

    Everyone else question if the mage who picked up a rat off the streets is completely sane.
    Okay, Dora? Sane? Pfft, she's the least sane person in this party, and this party has Rat in it. And Callie. And Coaly. Chandy's not done anything overtly insane. Yet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Endarire View Post
    I would check for traps, treasure, and monkeys.
    And you find...

    Well, that's a good question. What do you find? And for Amkii's sake please don't say monkeys; drawing Rat all the time is hard enough.
    Last edited by Jormengand; 2014-09-16 at 04:26 PM.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Default Re: Screw it, what would *I* do? (OOTS meets WDYD)

    There are slightly moldy monkey paws lying in the corner of the room, in the other corner there are dried monkey paws but this pile is smaller.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    BlackDragon

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    Default Re: Screw it, what would *I* do? (OOTS meets WDYD)

    Find an ancient book of eldrich horror!

    Proceed to gain level from insane rollplaying experience.
    Last edited by Sorrcerousflux; 2014-09-17 at 02:42 PM.
    Sry, for any delays; its not my intarnet... its probobly thr fact I spend several minuts spell checing miself.

    also, trilobites are awesome, no questions asked.

    Sorcerer in the playground, horror to bandits and wizards alike.

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    Default Re: Screw it, what would *I* do? (OOTS meets WDYD)

    Find a Penetrator (dildo-sword) with +1 (non-lethal) damage enchantment. Callie needs a new weapon!

    How about oozes that ate the monkeys? just draw a 1/2 circle, make a little bit of wobble for the base, and you're Good to go!

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    Default Re: Screw it, what would *I* do? (OOTS meets WDYD)

    The Ogre's porn stash. Everyone needs to make a Will save or lose 2d4 Wisdom. That does not go there.
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    Oooh, and that's a bad miss.

    “Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
    ― Tim Fargo

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Default Re: Screw it, what would *I* do? (OOTS meets WDYD)

    The book of eldrich horrors is hidden in the porn stash, either way they probably won't tell the difference.

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    Halfling in the Playground
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    Jan 2014

    Default Re: Screw it, what would *I* do? (OOTS meets WDYD)

    ...can we still make characters on here?

    If so...


    Name: *evil cackling*
    Gender: Genderfluid
    Race: Human
    Class: Alienist
    Age: It's anyone's guess.
    Last edited by Demon Prince; 2014-10-20 at 08:01 PM.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Default Re: Screw it, what would *I* do? (OOTS meets WDYD)

    Quote Originally Posted by Demon Prince View Post
    ...can we still make characters on here?

    If so...


    Name: *evil cackling*
    Gender: Genderfluid
    Race: Human
    Class: Alienist
    Age: It's anyone's guess.
    What kind of parents give their children a full name like that? However *evil cackling* is a wonderful middle name.

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