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2014-08-19, 01:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Deliberately terrible character ideas
A randy malkonvoker. Human.
Charm person is the most potent pick up trick in known existence...except charm monster. But a malkonvoker has special access.
"Look at this world: there's half orcs, half elves, half fiends, half angels, half dragons. What is the common element here? Humans can breed with anything. It is my goal to have as diverse a set of children as possible!"
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"I am going to prove definitively that it is nurture, not nature, that makes creatures good or bad!"
When you malkonvoke the wrong gendered demon, polymorph self into a female version of yourself...get your cleric friend to geas those fiends for childsupport...
If you're ever stricken with madness, start to assume that parasites are nothing more than a different way to "give birth/sire children" and go out of your way to get infested...as safely as possible.
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2014-08-19, 01:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Human: Hey elf, you look like a girl.
Elf: To a human, everything must look like a girl.
Human: What?
Elf: Half-orcs, half-ogres...
Human: ...shut up.
Dwarf: Half-dragons, half-kobolds.
Human: I said shut up!
Elf: ...
Dwarf: ...
Human: ...
Elf: Centaurs...Wiki - Q&A - FB - LIn - Tw
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2014-08-19, 02:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Was the spell re-fluffed as Butter ?
Reminds me of an NPC Bard with 10 Cha I assigned to a party once (Military/Fantasy campaign). He was sort of the most powerful character but only because of an item the party had which required someone with Perform (Horn) to use it.π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
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2014-08-19, 02:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Necropolitan Commoner 1/Dread Necromancer X with Chicken-Infested Flaw. EWP (gnome quickrazor), Corpsecrafter, and Destructive Retribution. Convince your DM that since you're undead, the chickens you draw are also undead. Congratulations, you now have unlimited guided negative energy bombs. Swarm entire towns, kill everyone inside, take their money. Become the dreaded Lich King of Chickens.
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2014-08-19, 02:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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A character who wields Eagle's Claws (an exotic weapon from Sandstorm) with Rapid Shot, Throw Anything, TWF, Quick Draw, and Eagle's Fury. Oh, and Whirling Frenzy. Rapid Shot, TWF, Eagle's Fury, and Whirling Frenzy all give you penalties to hit but let you make an extra attack. You'll be making tons of attacks per turn, and all of them at a hilariously low to-hit. (Statistically, I think that you're still coming out ahead making five attacks at –8 rather than one attack at –0, but regardless. Someone else can do the math.)
Another idea: The Beacon. Find as many things as possible that make your character glowy, and use them all. Asherati, the Diadem of Purelight, that one feat from BoED that I can't remember right now, and so on. For extra fun, realize that there's nothing in the rules that says that bright light + bright light = really bright light; all of them are independent, and you're really only as bright as the biggest of them. BUT YOU DON'T CARE.In the Beginning Was the Word, and the Word Was Suck: A Guide to Truenamers
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2014-08-19, 02:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-08-19, 02:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Threads made due to my misreading of a rule: 2
One of my favorite hobbies is criticizing popular members and moderators for anything they do wrong. So nothing personal.
I know I promised to stat a lot of things, but my life got busy and, well, my life got busy. I'm not very active on the forum for now, but I will be fulfilling my promises later.
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2014-08-19, 03:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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With the Psionic Sandwich Trick, I think the ridiculous move would be to be something that's very large and unwieldy. Like a giant stone Easter Island style head, or a grand piano. Don't take any kind of Flight or TK powers, instead make people carry you around.
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2014-08-19, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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GOOD IDEA!
Nuclear Dan, is that you?
(Last time I played a summoner-type, I decided the Dretch's Stinking Cloud was the Fart of Doom. Close enough...)Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2014-08-19, 05:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Dragonborn Drow Healer. LA +2, and Dragonborn wipes out all of the Drow special abilities. Int +2, Cha +2. And Healer is pretty much at the bottom of the tier ladder to begin with - thow LA +2 on there, and away you go.
Necropolitan Gnome Barbarian: Necropolitan wipes out your Con bonus, you would be getting d12 HD anyway, and you are a small creature with -2 Str in melee.
And just for fun, Vanara with the Winged template (LA +2) Fighter - "Fly my pretties!".Last edited by Thurbane; 2014-08-19 at 05:37 PM.
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2014-08-19, 05:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Master thrower that is blinded and has no blindfighting feats.
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2014-08-19, 06:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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My winning competition entries: Kinvig Arrumskor | The Great Pumpkinhead | Wynfrith d'Acker
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2014-08-19, 06:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-08-19, 07:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Sergeant says to put these bells around your neck, it should help with all the friendly-fire incidents...it's kinda inevitable when our archers are operating by smell, ya know."
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2014-08-19, 08:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Literally be his own worst enemy. Take favored enemy: Your race (Try buffing this as much possible), a bane weapon for your race, cast an anti-life shell (assuming you are alive) and then be a general arse to everyone of your own race. If ever asked about your race, answer that you are a race that looks nothing like your own or hates your race like saying your are an orc when you are quite obviously an elf. There may be other things I'm missing but that is just the general idea.
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2014-08-19, 08:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ogre Mage Sorcerer 1: ECL 13, with nothing but 1 level of casting and some underpowered Su and Sp powers. The only thing going for you is Regeneration - grab yourself some sort of Acid and Fire Resistance ASAP!
My winning competition entries: Kinvig Arrumskor | The Great Pumpkinhead | Wynfrith d'Acker
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2014-08-19, 09:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Jermlaine Warlock2/monk x Max Hide and move silently, Grab Darkstalker from Lords of Madness and Blend into Darkness from Drow of the Underdark (use your warlock dip to grab darkness as a SLA and Devil's Sight) spend your wealth on stealth enhancers and spend most fights avoiding attention or covering the battlefield in Darkness.
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2014-08-19, 10:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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My winning competition entries: Kinvig Arrumskor | The Great Pumpkinhead | Wynfrith d'Acker
Torn-City - Massively multiplayer online browser based crime RPG
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2014-08-19, 10:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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A Barbarian, spend everything on the biggest adamantine weapon you can (possibly Large or bigger with strongarm bracers or similar effect), Improved Sunder, and Sunder everything.
Or a Grappler who never carries a weapon and tries to kill all enemies with their own weapon.
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2014-08-20, 04:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Half Minotaur Orc Specialist Conjorer with Willing Deformity Obese and a Backpack full of Rocks loaded to his heavy load and a Humming bird/raven familiar uses Benign transportation to warp on top of enemies dealing falling damage as his main combat schtick.
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2014-08-20, 04:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Fighter1 warlock 1 Eldritch knight X (a paladin). Use hideous blow to smite evil. Far the acquire familiar feat for a mount.
Sir bearington: bear with Int 3, high disguise and bluff skills. Pretends to be a cavalier. Is actually just a bear. The first time an NPC beats his bluff or disguise check, just growl and roar, attack and run off into the wild.
Steve: an old-school stat-swap barbarian. Int/wis/Cha 3, really high physical stats. Prone to fall down when it rains and cry because he can't swim.
Asher Bruin, esquire: human Jotunbrud fighter/monk/reaping mauler. Think Armstronf from full metal alchemist, if Armstrong was a luchadore. Feats can get you Crazy places, like running, kicking off a friend, kicking off a manticore, grabbing another manticore, throwing it at the first one, grappling and pile driving a third, and stomping the ground really hard (iaijutsu unarmed attack) to break the stone ground and throwing boulders. Adding in the eventual ability to gain a feat temporarily but at will via shenanigans gets you the ability to Hulk Out, where activating that feat also activates all your Warhulk class levels.
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2014-08-20, 05:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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A vow of poverty artificier. Convince your dm to let you go ahead and use the wealth you gain to craft magic items, as long as you give everything you make to the poor. Some of those commoners will succumb to temptation and use those items of immense power to try and take over a kingdom. (or a BBEG just takes them away from the poor, because you know, they ARE just commoners)
You will be nothing but a drain on your party, and they will be pissed when they find out those heavily decked out golems you made and just gave away are being used to ruin their day.
Then when your party manages to win the day, you get your share of the loot, and the process repeats.
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2014-08-20, 09:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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I've been thinking of him as Le Pétomane, but Nuclear Dan is also pretty accurate. And a lot of spells end up gross/juvenilely funny when fluffed as bodily secretions. Color Spray, for instance
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2014-08-20, 09:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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I've always kind of wanted to play a pacifist fighter, nothing but trip, disarm, maybe grappling. No damage though.
Blind archer.
Cleric dedicated to apathy.
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2014-08-20, 09:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Human Commoner / Paragon Human
flaws: delicious, chicken infested
relevant feats: quick draw, flick of wrist, Vow of poverty, Knowledge Devotion
relevant skill tricks: the two skill tricks that work just like Flick of Wrist, Collector of Stories
Tactics: Extract chicken. Chicken becomes magical. Opponent is flat-footed. Use Iaijutsu Focus. Deal high damage. Repeat when possible.
Roleplaying tip: This guy is a farmer. He believes every creature he encounters is a bigger version of a farm animal he used to raise. "No man, that's not a wyvern. That's a giant chicken, can't you see?" He then proceeds to use his farmer knowledge to "tame" the animal through the use of force. This is represented by Knowledge Devotion.
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2014-08-20, 09:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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An Animated, Awakened wagon - bonus points if the character is named Gladys Crabtree, and claims to be the reincarnated mother of one of the other PCs.
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2014-08-20, 04:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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A character who insists on being refered to as the omnimancer. He has a level in as many caster classes as posible. He has a ton of 0th and 1st level spells, but must use a significant amount of time each day just preparing the spellss for all his classes.
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2014-08-21, 02:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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The Chee`ez clan
A Family of Dragonwrought Kobolds all using a different broken combination of Dragon rules each more broken than the last, starting with the Fairly Tame combination of Slight build, Powerful Build and Size changing to Greater Draconic rite of transformation,to epic toughness and additonal Item space to Sovergen archetypes to Scaled One Of Toril.
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2014-08-21, 06:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Dragonwrought Kobold Monks
π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
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2014-08-21, 06:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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That was my thread, actually.
It makes me happy someone remembered it.
Well as soon as you take a third level in one off the classes, you suddenly have a 100% xp penalty...
As for amazing/stupid character ideas, there's always Gazebo Jones, or my Goliath drunken master with Greater Multigrab that users his enemies as improvised weapons.
Note:whenever a Drunken Master rolls a natural one on am attack roll with an improvised weapon, it "falls apart and becomes useless".Last edited by Heliomance; 2014-08-21 at 06:52 AM.