A player that is pure evil

[Eladrinstar]

She is pure evil. She is determined to ruin my campaign and the fun for everyone else. This is not form her being in character, she is just sadistic. And creepy. And violent. We shall call her Evil Shrew. Examples of her malevolence:

Me: You enter the vast hallowed hall of the Cathedral Helm. If you present yourselves respectfully you may just get passage to Maztica...
Evil Shrew: Veronia strips
Me:

Evil Shrew: (Interrupting romantic scene between two characters, Andre and Amra). "She used to be lesbian". Veronia says as she pushes Amra aside and forcefully kisses Andre.
Me:

Me: A piece of paper flutters on the breeze...
Evil Shrew: Veronia throws it into the fire.

One day, I had had enough. I told her to leave. Then, three things happened before anyone knew what had hit them.

A) She attempted to punch me.

B) Somehow a cardboard DM screen saved me from serious injury.

C) She grabbed my Forgotten Realms Campaign setting and ran.

She returned it by throwing at the back of my head at rehearsel for a play our school was doing, the Elephant Man.

The characters Andre and Amra got back together because Andre still loved her and thought it was vaguely hot that she was bisexual.

[Bears With Lasers]

So, why are you gaming with her?

[The Great Skenardo]

I agree. I don't think you should game with someone who actively tries to ruin it for everyone else.

[MolotovH]

She attempted to punch you and then threw a book at your head. I don't know what country you live in, but here in America, that constitutes assault, and it is a crime. As was the malicious theft of your book, whether or not it was returned to you. You don't need advice from an Internet forum, you need to call in the authorities and have her charged with assault and theft of your property.

[Eladrinstar]

Well I am no longer gaming with her. I can barely stand to be on the same side of a stage with that harpie!

I knew she was probably going to return the book, but I decided to let the punching go because we are only minors and I wasn't angry enough to call the police. I did recomend her for counceling, but at my school the councelors suck.

[The Great Skenardo]

*nods* Glad to hear it. Worst thing you can do is continue to game with someone you hate. Or Vice-versa.
I once gamed a group wherein the DM and one of the players were romantically involved, until he dumped her. Since that day, they've hated each other. The first couple of gaming sessions afterwards were pretty awkward, as neither of them was terribly mature about it. Especially He.
Eventually, we had to find a new DM.

[Tobrian]

Tell her parents?
It's not as if you didn't have witnesses.
Although often the parents are part of the problem.

Wow, if she were an NPC in a game of Changeling:the Dreaming she'd be an unseelie pookah. Or unseelie whatever. Or a gremlin specialised in destroying social situations instead of machinery.

[iceman]

Well, it looks like you have taken care of the problem appropriately. If you are merely looking to add this horror story to the plethera of horrible player/dm stories yours would be one of the ones probably near the top:)

[ken-do-nim]

Did it ever occur to you that she likes you? You know, in that way?

[Dervag]

As far as I can tell, she's being a pathological jerk to everyone. So either she loves everyone in the party, or she hates everyone in the party, and I think the latter is much more likely.

[Sturmjaeger]

Did it ever occur to you that she likes you? You know, in that way?

But her character was a lesbian, kissing female NPCs and everything.

Honestly, she sounds like she's unbalanced. Your group is better off without her.

[Eladrinstar]

Did it ever occur to you that she likes you? You know, in that way?

No, I know some people poke fun at those they have a crush on but they do not try to punch them in the face.

And Andre was the male, she kissed a man, not a woman

[Shadow of the Sun]

I have the perfect solution: Exorcism by fire.

[Nerd-o-rama]

The characters Andre and Amra got back together because Andre still loved her and thought it was vaguely hot that she was bisexual.

Well, at least this story has a happy ending. Which doesn't involve a cricket bat.

[Indon]

Everyone must learn, at some point in their lives, that some people are just failures at being human beings.

You appear to have learned this; that is one good thing that's come out of the situation.

[JadedDM]

Curious, how old is this girl? If she's young, this isn't so strange. If she's older, than there is cause for worry.

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

It begins with 'S' and ends with 'litting thier throats.'

[Shadow of the Sun]

I have dibs on Exorcism by Fire. No throat slitting for you- fire solves everything. Everything.

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

I have dibs on Exorcism by Fire. No throat slitting for you- fire solves everything. Everything.

What about doing both?

[J_Muller]

I just wouldn't have anything to do with this girl from now on. Some women are just b*tches.

But, don't go crazy and call the cops or something. That'd be overreacting.

[Shadow of the Sun]

Because if you slit her throat the exorcism will not work. Duh

[Were-Sandwich]

"Some things ought not to be"

[Matthew]

Sounds like a maturity thing. You should probably see if you can speak to her outside the context of the game and make some form of peace (though, don't bring her back to the game). Hard to say why she would act this way, except as a cry for attention.

[ufo]

Because if you slit her throat the exorcism will not work. Duh

You could slit her throat while burning her?

Also, remember that if you want to burn her legally, you have to be christian and born in middle ages (j/k, no offense towards christians )

[Neo]

She sounds awesome, but obviously you need to be in the right kind of D&D group >.>

[bosssmiley]

Did it ever occur to you that she likes you? You know, in that way?

Oh dear, oh dear. Hide the bunnies!

Chalk little miss nutjob up to experience. Never game with her again. Have as little to do with her as possible. If needs be take out a restraining order and carry Mace. Make sure (through mutual friends) she's taking her anti-psychosis medication, rather than selling it.

(Been there, done that, got the scarring. I feel for you mate)

[Ar-Sakal]

I will take a different perspective from the others. Maybe she ws a pain in the neck and the game would run better without her, but asking her to leave in front of other people was humiliating for her. And if you guys are in high school or earlier, her reaction seems to me pretty predictable.

I think you were rightly angry (and I have been the same both as DM and as an employer), but I usually take care of guys I want to get rid of by asking for some privacy and telling them to leave. Humiliating people in front of others can trigger very negative emotions. Of course, you should never game with her again, or the result won´t be pretty.

And as a side note, I also think she liked someone in the group...

[daggaz]

I feel sorry for her. SHe is probably pretty ****ed up in her head.

[clericwithnogod]

Start dating her. It'll be fun.

[ufo]

Start dating her. It'll be fun.

Oh that's why Belkar is in your avatar.

Well, I didn't see it mentioned that you told her to leave in front of others, if you did, you probably shouldn't, even if she was a... not-kind person. Also, if that is how she always act, I think all of you guys should talk to her, and see if she has any problems, you know, with family or something like that.