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2015-03-13, 09:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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- Far Realm
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
Degeneration 91
Homebrew:
Anglermaids
Wendigo Race
-Complicated Wendigo Race
False Hydra (Goblin Punch)
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2015-03-13, 01:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* Just because I could sneak the name "Dr. Pyros von Flammenwerf" past the storyteller doesn't mean I should.
** Even if I'm a mad scientist, I still need to occasionally invent something that's not just a new and creative way of setting things on fire.
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2015-03-13, 05:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* I may not put points into the erotic art skill.
** I cannot make competitive erotic arts rolls with another player.
*** Even if our characters are in a relationship.
This is something a friend did, other details are being left out for politeness's sake. I wasn't actually at that game though.
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2015-03-14, 12:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*When finding a wizards tome that contains a small onyx Puma statue and a Magic Mouth spell to say the command word if the statue is picked up so that any thief will be mauled by a puma, using detect/read magic to figure out the command word first (Surprise MotherF--ker) is a good idea.
**Despite the advantages of having a personal attack puma, giving the statue to the PC Spirit Shaman who will be needing a familiar(ish) eventually is also a good idea, and good role-playing.
***Picking up the book, holding it open and pointed towards said PC while saying out loud "Here, you can get more use out of it, but before you take it, you have to say the command word. It's 'Surprise MotherF--ker'." is a very bad idea.
****Screaming the command phrase so that your now prone teammate has a small statue on his chest instead of being crushed under a magical puma is a good idea that almost makes up for the previous bad idea...almost.
*****Upon finding a copy of the (Totally Not The Necronomicon) which talks and can shoot a negative energy beam 1/day. the discovery of which makes the PC Swamp Witch squeal with glee, the Cleric is within his rights to splash holy water on the clearly evil tome to destroy it, but it still makes him a d--k.Last edited by janusmaxwell; 2015-03-14 at 12:05 PM.
"YOU HAVE UNCORKED A SH-TSTORM FOR WHICH THERE IS NO LONGER A BOTTLE!!!"
"And a quick Google search lead to the cavernous hell of a Shoggoths bunghole, as most google searches tend to do..."
"I have ideas. But Osama bin Laden had ideas too, so I talk with my friends to make sure I don't make a colossal F-ck up."
In the words of that ancient guardsman hero Ollanius Pius, "Why the hell is everything always our job?"
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2015-03-14, 01:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*"Michael Jackson Man" is not a good concept for a Super Hero.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2015-03-14, 01:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
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2015-03-14, 02:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*"Repair Man Man Man Man Man Man Man" is right out.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2015-03-14, 07:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* My superhero name cannot be Wally.
** Even if my only power is invisibility.
*** Even if it only works in a crowd.
**** Even if I turn invisible in crowds when the moon is full, I am not a 'were-wally'.
***** I cannot wear a read and white striped jumper with a read and white bobble hat.
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2015-03-15, 12:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2015
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2015-03-15, 02:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Minnesota
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
My Steam profile
Warriors and Wuxia, Callos_DeTerran's ToB setting
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2015-03-15, 09:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2012
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- Hey, look! Squirrels!
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
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2015-03-15, 09:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
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2015-03-15, 10:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2015-03-15, 02:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*If I am playing the most foul-mouthed character in the party, the one with the most experience dealing with raiders, the one with the loosest moral compass, and the one most ready to engage in illegal activities, I'd better not be playing the adorable pegasus colt.
*If my PL7 character can routinely drop four enemies in a single round with a mundane firearm, maybe I should tone it down a bit.
**Especially if I am combining such shenanigans as Power Attack, All-Out Attack, Improved Critical, and Multiattack with a positively stratospheric bonus to Stealth and a Subtle weapon.
*Using Inventor to jury-rig usable weapons out of junk is acceptable.
**Under no circumstances am I able to cobble together a gauss rifle from rebar, copper wire, and a fission battery.
*Yes, wielding a sword that is covered in lit napalm is going to undermine my invisibility power.
*No matter how effective, the DM does not, in fact, appreciate a Luck Control character on the team.
**This goes double if he has expendable minions he can summon at-will in whatever quantity he pleases.
***This goes triple if all of his minions also have Luck Control.Currently DMing: Final Fantasy RPG 3e, Pokémon Tabletop United
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2015-03-15, 04:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*It's really disturbing when my 12 year old PC threatens to kill people with hard light colonoscopies.
*We may certainly honor the late Sir Pratchett by traveling to his disk and adding his dwarfs and his trolls and his wolves and his boogeymen and his orcs and his goblins and his sapient pear trees to our Omnitrices.
**But no, I can't use the jailbroken DNA scanner in my Ultimatrix to retroactively make myself the eighth son of an eighth son.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2015-03-15, 04:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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- Tharggy, on Tellene
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
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2015-03-15, 08:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
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- Illinois, US
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*The party wizard may not tank for the rogue and healer
*That same party rogue and healer may not attempt to pacify the evil dwarvish necromancer by giving him a sandwich made from rocks
*The party wizard, when petrified from the waist down, may not ask the recently-befriended necromancer to make him a centaur
*The party rogue may not seek to procure a fire-breathing hellhound head so that he can replace the hand that isn't wielding a giant booby-trap axe blade
This was all in an (crappy) RPG of my own design back a year or two ago, before I started D&D and created my (better) new RPG. I was the GM of the group... these are all things I should have realized before I allowed them to do it.Last edited by darkscizor; 2015-03-15 at 08:41 PM.
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2015-03-16, 02:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2013
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- Cloudcuckooland
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
some of these are for my friends
*you may not force the sorcerer to reexamine his spell list to make sure he has no way to light fires, he might find one
**you may definitely not make the sorcerer find a way to magically light fires if he had to read some form of necronomicon to save the last town.
***you may not put all blame on the half-insane sorcerer because the evacuated town overrun with kuo-toa burned down
*I can not create a ranger who bickers with the assassin about everything even if he has every reason to hate him
**freeing the enslaved ranger does not give you any brownie points if he was already out of his jail cell by the time you show up
***You can not bribe the formerly enslaved ranger with the position of court alchemist to make up for the enslavement
(however, being in a position to potentially back stab you is nice, even if both parties are too either smart or wise to try and kill each other)Extended signature (Includes Giantitp regulars as... links, avatar showcase, homebrew, and other stuff.)
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2015-03-16, 10:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*Under no circumstances may I spike the snarky jackass party member's food with LSD then use a minor compulsion charm to convince him that he is the king of the nudist butterflies.
**Especially since we're in a country where butterflies are seen as the minions of devils and public nudity is a felony.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2015-03-16, 12:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* When ferrying soldiers to shore, I will stop the ship first before unloading the troops.
** I may not get around the problem of stopping the ship by installing an inflatable water slide for unloading.
*** Horses are not to be thrown down the water slide either. Especially when still mounted by soldiers.
**** When laying siege to the city, I will bomb key targets before occupying them with my own troops.
***** Once the city is captured, I am to take the mayor as a prisoner of war, not release him into the wild like a bird.
****** Yes this primarily because mayors do not fly when thrown off the city's defensive wall.
******* The former mayor is not allowed to take residence outside the city as a hobo asking for loose change.
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2015-03-16, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
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- Red Dragon Territory
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
I missed everyone here while I was gone.
Especially illyahr, whose signature makes me feel good.
*Not allowed to name my Cathar Jedi "Kawaii-Gon Jinn".
* Yes, I can play a droid in Saga.
** My quirks can involve a sound system that plays the last recorded sound whenever I take damage.
*** My previous owner could have used me to listen to music, yes.
**** Just because I can play a droid who plays "Mmm whatcha say" whenever he gets shot, doesn't mean I should.
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2015-03-16, 05:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* If, according to RAW, my Street Samurai has replaced 110% of his body with metal, I should probably recheck if he's still alive/sane.
** If I have managed to do the above legally, I am obliged to come up with the in-world reasoning.
*** If he is the most intelligent, psychologically normal member of the party, something has gone wrong.
No, I have no worked out a way to do this, but I'll be running a cyberpunk game using GURPS in a couple of weeks, where one of the quirks given by the Street Samurai template is that at least 30% of your body is metal.
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2015-03-16, 06:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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- Far Realm
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
Degeneration 91
Homebrew:
Anglermaids
Wendigo Race
-Complicated Wendigo Race
False Hydra (Goblin Punch)
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2015-03-16, 08:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
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2015-03-17, 12:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*I may not use compulsion charms to make my arch nemesis and my rival act out Abbot and Costello routines.
**I must stop stealing ideas from fanfics.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2015-03-17, 05:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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- Somewhere in Midgard
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*Not allowed to let my players find a xenos horror in an uncovered passageway.
**not allowed to let them do spot checks and forbidden lore checks after they see it but before combat starts just to increase tension
***definitely not allowed to call for initiative rolls
****when they are ready to run away/shoot/stab with abandon I am not allowed to reveal that the Genestealer are is masterfully taxedermied.
*****this may get dice thrown at me. (Worth it!)My opinion and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee at the 7/11, most others want the dollar too :P
Steam ID: blacklight101
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
Where did you start yours?
At an observation deck at Port Wander, seeing his ship for the first time and being introduced to the bridge crew/away team that he hired before arriving.
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2015-03-17, 08:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- Gridania, Eorzea
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2015-03-17, 08:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
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2015-03-17, 01:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*My Sorcerer does not need a cigarette after Arcane Spellsurge wears off.
**Not allowed to cast Wish just because I don't want to deal with item creation times.
*Not allowed to key multiple command-word items to the same command word.
**Goes double if that command word is 'abracapocalypse'.
*No matter how cool it would be, wands are not a valid component for a golem.
**Even if it would 'shoot fire and sh*t everywhere'
***Not allowed to do anything I saw in a webcomic once.Currently DMing: Final Fantasy RPG 3e, Pokémon Tabletop United
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2015-03-17, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
See my Extended Signature for my list of silly shenanigans.
Anyone is welcome to use or critique my 3.5 Fighter homebrew: The Vanguard.
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