Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then

[Balmas]

*You want to be a dwarf? Yeah, okay.
**Cleric? Fine class, that.
***Yes, you can have Stone Shape. Very thematic for a dwarf.
****Sensitive about your height? Okay, I'll make sure to play that up.
*****Blond? ...A bit unusual, but okay.
******Dangit, you're not Edward Elric!
*******Further, the somatic component of Stone Shape is not to clap your hands.

[Anonymouswizard]

From last night's game.

* The troll should not be taking novacoke every chance he gets.
** Fingertip compartment s are okay. Ten of them each filled with the drug of your choice isn't.
* No Idea is a stupid name for a decker.
* When new people join I should just give them characters, not have them spend two hours making them.
* Players must now plan their exit strategy before the run.

[Prince Raven]

* I may no longer assume ninjas and samurai have the same relationship in a RPG universe as they did in ours and act accordingly.
** At no point is "That's what ninjas do to samurai!" a legitimate excuse for literally back-stabbing a fellow party member
*** Especially in character

[Rater202]

*I'm not allowed to name my female monk "Yu No Hu"
**Or Meibe Xian Ryu
***If I take the second name, I can't tell the other PC's, immediately after meeting them, to "Call me Meibe"

Shamelessly stolen from Dragonfable(Cept the second name, could only remember the first two syllables.)

[DigoDragon]

*I'm not allowed to name my female monk "Yu No Hu"

** Nor can the ninja be named "Wah Ching Yuu"

[illyahr]

** Nor can the ninja be named "Wah Ching Yuu"

***Nor can the orc bard with 24 Charisma be named Hung Wai Lo
****The 15-year-old named Sum Yun Gai is actually kinda funny, but no.

[spamoo]

Dusting off my old account to add a few from a Pokemon Tabletop Adventures game a while back:

* My Pokemon are to serve as the party's tank(s), my trainer is not.
** Even if my trainer is better at it than any of my Pokemon.
*** No, my trainer can't be the party's main source of DPS either.
**** There is, in fact, a rule against entering my trainer as the contestant in a gym battle.
***** This rule exists for beauty contests too.

* No longer allowed to use Pokemon with zero damaging moves in a gym battle.
** The fact that I won that battle does not make it any more okay.
*** The second badge obtained this way was a fluke. Rocks will fall if I attempt a third.
**** No, that doesn't just mean the next gym will be Rock type.

* I may no longer abuse the fact that I can speak "Scyther".
** If even the feral Scythers are wearing rudimentary clothes, I should probably put some on too.

[Elurindel]

*No longer allowed to play a human barbarian whose axe has more destructive power than all of the Space Marines in our team put together.

[Hyena]

* My Pokemon are to serve as the party's tank(s), my trainer is not.
** Even if my trainer is better at it than any of my Pokemon.
*** No, my trainer can't be the party's main source of DPS either.
**** There is, in fact, a rule against entering my trainer as the contestant in a gym battle.
***** This rule exists for beauty contests too.

* Pointing out that Regi trio are technically humans will get them banned as well.

[Rater202]

* Pointing out that Regi trio are technically humans will get them banned as well.

This is news to me, and I would like details.

I'm also wondering if it applies to Trio Master Regigigas?

[8balls]

*My summoner's name isn't Ash Ketchum
** His Eidolon isn't named Pikachu

[Prince Raven]

*My summoner's name isn't Ash Ketchum
** His Eidolon isn't named Pikachu

Ooh, this reminds me of one:

*** Eidolon's do not speak by repeating syllables of their name with different inflection, they know all the same languages as their Summoner
**** My Summoner does not speak by repeating syllables of their name

[Hyena]

This is news to me, and I would like details.

Damn, I swear they were. Must have been fanon I've read when I was younger and remembered it. Okay then, let me remedy that.

* Not allowed to point out that kadabras are technically humans. Doing so will get them banned.

[jamieth]

*My summoner's name isn't Ash Ketchum
** His Eidolon isn't named Pikachu

***The ritual for summoning Eidolon doesn't involve shooting yourself in the head with a toy firearm, either.

[toapat]

Damn, I swear they were. Must have been fanon I've read when I was younger and remembered it. Okay then, let me remedy that.

the Regi-trio relate to eras of human civilization, and the extinction of the dinosaurs. each arose specifically in the begining of the era

[Rater202]

***The ritual for summoning Eidolon doesn't involve shooting yourself in the head with a toy firearm, either.

referance to what?

*I am not now or ever allowed to attempt to start About and Costello sketches in character.
**Or out of character.

[jamieth]

referance to what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg06RvVzzdM

Persona 3

[Prince Raven]

* No longer allowed to make nothing but RWBY references for the entire session
** Especially as the GM
*** I better not have a corgi in the next session
**** Especially if the next session is Dark Heresy rather than Pathfinder
***** Giving my players awesome "it's also a gun" weapons is ok though

[blacklight101]

*No longer allowed to play an artificer like Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz
**No longer allowed to play an artificer like Hubert J. Farnsworth
***No longer allowed to play a combination of the above.

[Anonymouswizard]

***The ritual for summoning Eidolon doesn't involve shooting yourself in the head with a toy firearm, either.

**** Crushing a tarot card is okay.

* I cannot summon multiple personae at once.
** Not when there are no voices in my head.
*** Especially when there are voices in my head.
**** This goes quadruple if we are playing Everyone is John.
***** If we are playing Everyone is John my obsession cannot be "reenacting Persona 3".
****** A fusion spell does not give two voices control.
******* I cannot start my turn by saying "Thou art I, and I am Thou".

* No, "causing a social link to max out" does not mean anything happens.
** Except if we are playing Bliss Stage.

[Vknight]

*No longer allowed to play a human barbarian whose axe has more destructive power than all of the Space Marines in our team put together.

**Cannot complain about the lack of a good sniper rifle because marines are supposed too punch people. Even with the noted information

[DigoDragon]

*No longer allowed to play an artificer like Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz

I would totally wave that ban if you talked in his voice and called every item you made an -inator.

[Anonymouswizard]

I would totally wave that ban if you talked in his voice and called every item you made an -inator.

* I may not create a device that builds and designs devices.
** It is not an -inator-inator.
*** It's first design cannot be itself.
**** Or a better version of itself.
***** If I am starting the singularity, I must have a better reason than "to find the question to which the answer is 42".
****** Saying "do you want to see my big device" to Chinese women is not a better reason.

[GPuzzle]

*When playing Everybody is John, I can't say that "I am he as you are me as you are he and we are all together."
**I am not that John.

[Wookieetank]

Sartharina, I think it just needs to be stated you're equal parts intriguing and terrifying based on stories you've told.

+1 to this with the addition of awesome as well.

*May not hijack the Planescape campaign and turn it into Docotor Who.
**Cannot subsitute Planar traveling for time traveling.
***Modrons are not Daleks, or Cybermen for that matter.
****The Blood Wars is not the training ground for Sontarans.
*****Doesn't matter how much sense the refluffing makes, its not gonna fly with the DM.

[Socratov]

*When playing Everybody is John, I can't say that "I am he as you are me as you are he and we are all together."
**I am not that John.

This game is really great. It's everything you can do wrong at roleplaying, and it simultaneously help you find out the wickedness that is hidden in your friend's brains

[Hyena]

* If game of "Everyone is John" ends with John becoming a pokemon master, something has gone wrong.

[Rater202]

I'm really curious about this john game.

*If at point I can describe myself as "Captin Planet made of Shonen Anime villains instead of Elements" I'm banned.
**Doubly So if those Villains are Cell, Sosuke Aizen, Dio Brando, Every member of the Akutsuki, and every single antagonist, no ,matter how minor, from Yu Yu Hakusho.
***No, "Captain Planet made of Shonen Hero Powers is even less acceptable.

[Socratov]

*Character development is fine and all, as is roleplaying, but going from evil, manipulative wannabe necromancer warlock all the way to maternal figure should take longer then one adventure...

[ReaderAt2046]

* May not sidetrack the party into delivering milk instead of advancing the plot again. Even for the really cute redhead.
** Sleeping outside said redhead's house is creepy.