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Thread: Streets of the Town XVII
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2007-03-24, 06:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
A large bear enters from the woods and walks calmly through the streets, stopping to smell and look around once in a while. It tries it's best to stay away from the stinking demon.
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2007-03-24, 06:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- The King's Grave
Re: Streets of the Town XVII
Maph'tey gets pulled out of the filth and is, oddly enough, grinning.
"You lose. Good day, sir."
The area directly surrounding Maph'tey and the golem is suddenly subsumed in an incredible burst of radiant energy as a small portion of the space/time is converted into raw power via Continuum Nova.
Fortunately for the Town in general the blast is localized to where the crap monster is standing.
((Attacks for use in joke fights make me smile =D))Last edited by Rebonack; 2007-03-24 at 06:08 PM.
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2007-03-24, 06:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
((Aww, I was hoping I could make this last long enough for Lues to come out and kill him with seeds.))
The Crap Demon roars as his body is slowly solidified from the heat, crumbling away mere moments afterwards. As he disintegrates, one can't help but wonder about the futitility of life. Or something.
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2007-03-24, 06:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- The King's Grave
Re: Streets of the Town XVII
((There's plenty of crap to go around. Just have another show up.))
Maph'tey, covered from head to toe in dried effluent, staggers to his feet, looking absolutely exhausted.
"That always makes me feel loopy when I'm done..."
"Yes! Now that's what I'm talking about!" comes a disturbingly pleased voice from the currently brown right wing. "Do it again, but without the limit on the area it vaporizes this time!"
"How about no..." Maph'tey responds as he flops over backwards, completely spent. Upon hitting the ground there's a wet 'spud'.
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2007-03-24, 06:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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The large bear somehow finds its way to Trog's and for some odd reason decides to enter.
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2007-03-24, 06:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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((Rebonack., you have just made me create a character that will reign down horror upon everyone he meets.))
"How very unfortunate...Usually, just one is enough to topple any village." A man says, wading through the muck without so much as noticing the putrid stench, "This place is strange...Or maybe I am just losing my touch." The man holds out a hand, summoning a small geyser of muck into it, which forms a brown sword. "Either way, this man is far too dangerous to my cause to keep alive."
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2007-03-24, 06:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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((Now I want to see a fight between Descartes and this guy XD))
Maph'tey is hardly able to lift his head off the ground to see the approaching man holding a weapon made of...
"...the hell...?" he manages to choke out weakly.Warning! Random Encounter™ detected!
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2007-03-24, 06:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Don't try to speak, boy, it will distract me from seeing the look on your face as death overtakes you." The man spins the sword of questionable components around so that the blade faces downward. He hovers his hand over Maph'tey's chest, readying it to plunge through his heart.
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2007-03-24, 06:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- The King's Grave
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The Traveler is far too weakened from his attack to resist. So instead he gives a heroic final words shpeal.
"I'm not the strongest here in Town," he manages to choke out. "You'll never be able to defeat us all."Warning! Random Encounter™ detected!
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2007-03-24, 06:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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"I've heard it before." The man says, plunging the sharp sword into Maph'tey's gut. "Be thankful, your decomposing corpse will be used to strengthen by golems."
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2007-03-24, 06:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Maph'tey stiffens, filthy bile bubbling up in his mouth.
"I... I can taste key-lime pie..."
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2007-03-24, 06:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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The man lets go of the sword, letting it sit in Maph'tey's stomach. It slowly melts down to its prime component of...eww, seeping into the open wound and spreading out over his body.
"No one stands against the great Ivor and lives, you poor deluded fool."
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2007-03-24, 06:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Fortunately before it can be violated any further, Maph'tey's corpse crumbles into some kind of strange glittering sand and begins to evaporate into the ether.
Last edited by Rebonack; 2007-03-24 at 06:52 PM.
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2007-03-24, 06:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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((I still want that to count as a kill.))
"Damn. I hope this doesn't mean that man will become a thorn in my side.." Ivor says, annoyed.
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2007-03-24, 06:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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((Totally still a kill. Maph'tey always does that when he dies.))
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2007-03-24, 06:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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((Good. I want a manipulator of fecal matter to be taken seriously, now.))
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2007-03-24, 07:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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A random NPC child looks upon the spectacle with his mouth handing open, an ice-cream cone in hand.
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2007-03-24, 07:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ivor looks at the child. With a wave of his hand, a whip of muck shoots out, wraps around his ice cream cone, and plucks it from his grasp. Ivor eats it merrily.
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2007-03-24, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
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- The Inner Sanctum. Gender: I haven't checked yet.
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((I hope you're happy. My propaganda is now covered in poo. Well, at least I typed up the headquarters thread.))
Last edited by NecroPaladin; 2007-03-24 at 07:14 PM.
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2007-03-24, 07:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- The King's Grave
Re: Streets of the Town XVII
The child begins to cry, summoning his NPC warrior father.
The man brandishes his short sword at Ivor.
"Fiend! I will strike you down!" he roars as he rushes the crap-o-mancer, aiming to run his poniard through the man's gut.Warning! Random Encounter™ detected!
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2007-03-24, 07:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Amik and Lelin leave Trog's. Amin heads to the Slums while Lelin slips off to the Town Hill Apartments after 'asking' directions from a terrified pedestrian.
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2007-03-24, 07:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ivor flicks his wrist again, a stream of "Forget-me-not" fluid flying straight into the warrior father's mouth.
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2007-03-24, 08:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Dall walks out of the church of seed mumbling. and heads to sneaks.
Last edited by Goblin Music; 2007-03-24 at 08:16 PM.
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2007-03-24, 08:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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The man gurgles awfully and drops to his knees, attempting to expel the foul substance.
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2007-03-24, 08:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ivor waves his hands in a grandiose manner as the sewage around the man begins to move under his influence, shooting up around the NPC. The crap takes a solid form, making a coccoon around him which lifts him up into the air.
"Crap Coffin." Ivor grins, "And now...Fecal Funeral!" He clenches his hands into fists which makes the crap around the man tighten quickly, enough to liquefy bone.
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2007-03-24, 08:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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Destro shoots out of Trog's on his motorbike, going a speed which wouldn't be safe if they weren't intangible. As it is, intervening objects are simply phased through, rather than objecting rather strenuously to high velocity impact.
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2007-03-24, 08:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Nathaniel walks out of the tavern and looks around. Seeing the man being crushed to death by crap, he cringes slightly.
"That's a horrible, horrible way to die..."
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2007-03-24, 08:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- The King's Grave
Re: Streets of the Town XVII
((Eeeww. He just got Naruto'ed D=))
With a gurgling scream and a spurt of blood the man dies rather horribly.Warning! Random Encounter™ detected!
The Eternal Game Nightmære Stuff
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, just how awesome you look doing it.
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2007-03-24, 08:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
((I admit it; I like Gaara.))
Ivor laughs maniacally, "Now let your blood mingle with the eternal feces of life, my dead friend." He turns around and notices a crowd of NPCs have gathered. "Well well, while I'm at it..."
Ivor plunges his hands, palm-first, through the liquid and onto the ground. A ripple of energy is sent through the sewage, and suddenly all the NPCs on the street are sucked below screaming, gurgling, flailing.
"Imperial Fecal Funeral!" He shouts. The disgusting muck tightens around them, and suddenly over a dozen NPC bodies are snuffed out in one of the most horrible ways possible.
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2007-03-24, 08:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Nathaniel is unlucky enough to get hit by the spurt of blood from the NPC warrior father. The blood hits him on his chestplate. Nathaniel looks down and frowns at the sewage mixed in with the blood. "How disgusting."
He looks around for who is responsible, and catches sight of Ivor. "Say, not that I have any problem, but why are you murdering random people? Its getting my armor all dirty."