Pirates II: Never Never Land Cruise

[pendell]

*The ghost of Pendell pops up*

No worries, lads. The best apology you can make is to kill the pirates!

BTW, did you know the afterlife has an all-u-can eat buffet? Gotta go before someone steals my booth.

*Pendell pops away*

Respectfully,

Brian P.

[Supagoof]

Suparufio gets slapped with a fish from the fallout of Pendell's pockets.

That's not what I meant by go fish! *sigh* Pendell, enjoy the afterlife. Stay away from the crabcakes, trust me on that one.

Looking at the fish, he sees it's full of holes.

Heh, holy mackeral, go figure. *Ba dum kssh*

Suparufio skates off to his cabin, pondering the pointing of today.

((*Waves hello to archives ninja! I know you're watching.* ))

[Cobra_Ikari]

Ikari walks to a secluded part of the deck.

...my apologies, Pendell. I wish it hadn't had to come to this...

[Madmal]

((oh, crud...too late to save me from auto lynching.....i knew it!!!))

((now let's hope i'll be able to save myself on Mafia...))

[Helgraf]

Hey Pendell ... welcome to the afterlife. And my, you've brought a lot of friends. I do hope I can keep you safe better here than on that wretched ship.

[Shadow]

The ghost of Smee, seeing all the innocents join him in the afterlife, flies over the deck and hauntingly whisper/shouts:
For Hook!

[Lord Magtok]

Partially because with you around, no matter how bad I am, I'll always be the number 2 cyborg. The other part is I don't like your avvy. Get the old one back.

*Sigh.* Fine. I'll go get it. It was raining in Mafia, and I didn't want to rust...

[blackout]

*shoots the ghost of smee with a pulse rifle he found*...Oh. Cool....HEY! <_< >_> *hides the rifle*

[Selrahc]

*shoots the ghost of smee with a pulse rifle he found*...Oh. Cool....HEY! <_< >_> *hides the rifle*

Tau tech, while advanced, is rather ineffective against the intangible.(Aren't you a crisis suit anyhow? They don't even get pulse rifles)

I'd be willing to bet on a gaping hole in the boat though.

[blackout]

(Modified crisis suit. :) Carries everything from pulse-chainguns to space marine heavy bolters. *is the leet hacker*)
....Oops.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The morning arrives and the passengers pile around ready for breakfast, the cooks have done their best to make an appetizing meal but no one has the heart to eat after Pendell. Everyone just picks at their food as the voice of Captian Hook blares over the loudspeaker.

"I've just had an apostrophe! You all want desert. I'm sorry, but someone ate all the pies." *The doors open and a cart is pushed into the dining room. On top, lies the form of a child in an animal costume. Her body is bloated and cherry filling oozes from her mouth. She has been force fed pies until her body shut down from the overdose.

Castaras was killed. She was a lost boy.

Day begins. It will end 11 _PM EST on Friday the 13th! *EVIL GRIN* We will get to search checks as soon as possible, but please have patience and remember the new rules we added for glitches. Good luck!

[Vonriel]

Vonriel rushes to the side of the boat at the sight and promply empties the contents of his stomach. Musing more to himself than anything, he speaks in an almost delirious tone. So.. many. Our chances are dropping, fast. Three lost boys? Two more passengers? We're.. we're not going to make it out alive, are we. He slowly walks off, mumbling to himself about recent events, and how sick he feels after the incident with Pendell the day before.

[Goblin Music]

Castaras was killed. She was a lost boy.

don't you mean Girl?

[Akaziel]

"Damn... another murder..." Akaziel rushes out of the dining hall. He sighs, and goes to his room, having lost all hope... wondering who would be next...

[Krursk]

Tau tech, while advanced, is rather ineffective against the intangible.(Aren't you a crisis suit anyhow? They don't even get pulse rifles)

I'd be willing to bet on a gaping hole in the boat though.

((for the record Tau Crisis Suits can take plasma rifles))

[Castaras]

(( *sniff* I don't wanna eat anymore...I'm full up! Good luck you lot! ))

[Cobra_Ikari]

Ikari hugs the body of Castaras.

I'll miss you...

[inky13112]

((for the record Tau Crisis Suits can take plasma rifles))

Yes but not pulse rifles which is the weapon you specified.

*Waves to the other dead people*

P.S. Tyranids > Tau. For the greater SWARM.

[Castaras]

* Waves back *

Hello! Sorry about lynching you back then. Guess I can ditch the cat costume...

* Wanders off to the afterlife. Pauses *

Wait...is there pies in the afterlife?

* Stays watching *

[Captain van der Decken]

Only if you want there to be.

Worrying.
Do we know how many lost boys and girls are left now?

P.S. Orks>Tyranids. Waaaaaaagh!

[pingcode20]

Oh dear. Things seem to be getting worse.

Well, there's no-one I can really suspect at the moment, so I'll just wait for a bandwagon to pick up.

(P.S. Yarrick > Orks... Wha-at?)

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

"Another lost boy?" El Jaspero winces. "That's bad. Why doesn't Hook give us a break and kill a pirate one of these nights?" He turns from his half-eaten breakfast to ponder this turn of events while sipping his mug of grog. While wandering he pauses to search Hallway G.

[roll0]

[Kyrian]

Kyrian searches Hallway A, desperate to see if the flipping Roller will give him a good roll.

[roll0]

The answer is obviously no.

[Fredricus]

Fredricus sticks his head out of the door, looking at the hallway. One of the passengers of the hall has died allready. He searches hallway H and tries to figure out something.

[roll0]

[Timberwolf]

Moonshadow sees the ghastly arrangement, groans and goes to search hallway C

[roll0]

[Supagoof]

Suparufio walks in, holding his skateboard rather then riding it. It would appear that the losses of lost boys has made him less then his jubilant self for riding. He looks suspiciously at anyone who gives him a look.

As he sits down, he begins to scratch out some notes on a piece of paper.

First a dog, now a cat, pirates must hate animals.....

...without Smee, how are they finding lost boys...something, or someone, must be giving them away.....perhaps pointing patterns....or searches...or plain dumb luck?...nah, can't be that lucky can they?

He keeps pondering as he watches the searches and clues of other passengers.

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

The girl in the feathered cloak sheds a small tear as she realises just how many people have died. Then she searches [roll0]

[pendell]

* Waves back *

Hello! Sorry about lynching you back then. Guess I can ditch the cat costume...

* Wanders off to the afterlife. Pauses *

Wait...is there pies in the afterlife?

* Stays watching *

Yes. Yes, there are. In fact ...

:smacks Castaras with a custard pie:

FOOD FIGHT!

-- wait! wrong thread! :) --

Respectfully,

Brian P.

[Akaziel]

Instead of moping about it, Akaziel decides to search his own Hallway, Hallway E. He takes a deep breath, and begins the search.

[roll0]

(That makes... 4 crappy rolls now?)

[Ceika]

Ceika goes back to searching for clues, looking in Hallway G again [roll0], hoping to find some useful evidence.