Pirates II: Never Never Land Cruise

[blackout]

I point at El Jaspero due to mounting evidence...and to avoid the autolynch.

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

El Jaspero-Pointed at self, pointed at someone who pointed at him, and gave me a headache.

That is the "mounting evidence" against me? I tried to avoid getting auto-lynched, pointed at someone who joined the baseless campaign against me, and...I made someone think too hard?

Damning, I say. Damning.

[Ceika]

Ceika looks around, glaring at her fellows. We should be able to celebrate, and yet, even with the Pirate captain fallen at our feet, we are cloaked by his shadow. People are apt to point at a man who point at themselves, but only once have I heard of such a story truly indicating guilt. Most likely, it is a product of confusion and fear, much as any of the others are. It's when there is some support, another finger raised, that I believe those who have reason to fear, grow bold, and quickly add their count to the number, spinning the momentum against the intended victim. They tend to be somewhat reserved otherwise, and unwilling to offer much explanation... For that, I believe that you *Ceika points at Eldritch Knight* are more likely among Hook's men than the one you accuse. She pauses for a moment, before adding, with a glare at Vonriel specifically: Though I still really don't like you.

[The Valiant Turtle]

I'm not persuaded by anything yet.

Raldor points at akaziel (for no good reason at all)

[Goblin Music]

Points at EK

[Vonriel]

*sigh* Is there anything I could do to prove to you my innocence? If so, please tell, for I am definitely not a pirate. Hell, I could barely stand to see what they did to poor Castaras.. At the thought, he looks like he's about to vomit, but controls himself. As it is, I dread the thought of having to point out someone else. Especially what happened on that gang up of Pendell I started. I need to sit back and think some before I point again, so for now I point at myself. Vonriel walks up on deck and relaxes in a chair, sinking deep into thought.

[Eldritch Knight]

I am no pirate. I mean no harm to anyone. I'm just a scientist. What reason could I possibly have for piracy? My research is funded for me...

[Akaziel]

Akaziel points at EK.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(Sadly, I confess I don't know who Dr. Rodney Mackay is, but I substitued his name in for EK.)

*The ship is nearly divided down the middle. Half of it is pointing at El Jaspero and the other half calling for the blood of Dr. Rodney Mackay. Finally, Akaziel steps in casts his vote to throw the doctor overboard. This proves too much for Rodney, who throws a lawn chair at his accusers and springboards off of it, leaping over the heads of people, landing on the other side and scurrying into the kitchen. While the group recovers, he emerges from the kitchen holding a plethora of fruit that he begins hurling at everyone. Raistlin in beaned in the head with an apple, El Jaspero takes a pineappe to the leg, and Raldor protects himself from a barrage of bananas with his shell. The Doctor turns on Goblin Music, but GM has seen John Cleese's Fruit Self Defense class and as the accused raises the raspberry, GM shoots him in the chest. Dr. Mackay falls to the ground, joining the choir invisible.

Meanwhile, Raistlin is dazed from the blow. He looks overboard and sees the fruit from the battle bobbing on the surface. He eyes the pinapple and his eyes light up in realization. Peeling off his shirt and leaping overboard with a holler of "Bikini Bottom!" he plunges into the water and keeps swimming to the ocean bottom.

Investigations of both their rooms turn up tickets and Raistlin's has a collection of NickToon DVD's, but that is all.

Eldritch Knight was thrown overboard. He was a villager.
Raistlin1040 was auto-lynched. He was a villager.

Night begins and will end Tuesday April 17th at 11 PM EST. Please PM all night actions to Atreyu the Masked LLama; Alarra; Indurain. Thank you.

[Eldritch Knight]

Nicely done, Atreyu. Works out well with the character, actually, seeing as he's the type who would do anything and everything to save himself.

[Alarra]

I've informed the llama that he needs to watch Stargate Atlantis.

[Vonriel]

((Good. Jeeze, ignorant of Rodney? Please. Oh, and he'd be more likely to try and invent something in the last second to save himself than throw fruit at people ))

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

El Jaspero looks decidedly ill. "He...what? Blast!" He heads back to his cabin, shaking his head sorrowfully.

[blackout]

...Did Rodney just jump ship and shout 'bikini bottom?'

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

The girl in the feathered cloak looks onward, totally confused. what? pineapple? fruits? bikini bottom? she shakes her head as a migrane starts to form. this is too stressfull. I'm grabbing some wine and heading to bed. This is too crazy.

[Ceika]

Ceika's jaw drops, and she pales to see that he was no pirate after all. I fear this does not bode well... Sleep lightly, my friends, for every night has brought bloodshed so far. I... hope I will see everyone in the morning... She glances arouns, nervously. I hope I will see the morning...

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Dawn breaks over the horizon and everyone gathers around for breakfast. The staff brings out covered dishes and special meals, trying to lighten the mood and bring up the spirits. El J and Ceika are served the finest sea food, Raldor is served some delicious worms and Goblin Music is treated to the best dead rat a goblin has ever eaten. Dark Light Dragon is served a very large dish of milk that Edgar, her server, assures her be fit for a dragon of her stature. Shrugging, she starts lapping it up. It does taste good, but its nothing special. Her throat tightens and her vision starts to blur. She calls out, but wheezing is the only sound she can make. Lord Magtok rushes over and tries to give her mouth to mouth. The poison overcomes his systems and he drops to the ground beside her. Moments later they are dead.

The kitchen staff is called in and questioned. Edgar cracks under the pressure and hands over a note. It reads

Dear Edgar,
We know that you used to be a loyal butler for Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: and that you almost got in trouble for drugging some cats. If you take out this dragon, we'll make sure you get her hoard. The "Creme ala Creme ala Edgar" should work just use some real poison.

Sincerely,
Hans Conried, Pirate

A search of DLD's room reveals nothing, she had moved out. A search of Lord Magtok's room reveals that she had moved in with him.

DLD was killed by Pirates. Lord Magtok was her lover. They were Wendy and Peter Pan. Day begins and ends at 11PM EST on Thursday, April 19th.

[Eldritch Knight]

Might as welll.... GO PIRATES!

[Kyrian]

Jeez...I bring down Captain Hook and get nothing special served... Kyrian grumbles as he again proves that the dice roller hates him and searches Hallway B

[roll0]

[Akaziel]

"Well, that sucks, doesn't it." Akaziel wonders how many pirates are left on the boat and searches Hallway A.

[roll0]

(A-ha! Finally! A roll higher than seven!!)

[blackout]

SON OF A...FEMALE DOG! This is ridiculous! I'm searching for a way OFF this deathtrap!

He does so...after inspecting Hallway F.
[roll0]

[Ceika]

Ceika shudders as she watches the scene, covering her mouth as her skin takes on a green twinge. Pan? No... NO! This isn't good... at all... Blasted pirates! We've got to find them! With that, she stands and heads to search hallway D for clues. [roll0]

EDIT: ((Wow... I don't even know why I bother to roll.))

In her haste, she stands too suddenly, gets dizzy and faints.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Ikari quickly catches Ceika and lays her down gently.

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

The girl in the feathered cloak sighs. another day leads to the death of one of our members. peter pan and wendy no doubt. I have to wonder if the pirates have found some way of knowing who has what role? she shrugs. ah, well. there is nothing I can do about it until I find my necklace.
((after two tries i'm going to wait a little while before I fail to get the format right again))

[Goblin Music]

SON OF A...FEMALE DOG! This is ridiculous! I'm searching for a way OFF this deathtrap!

He does so...after inspecting Hallway F.
[roll0]

(its "Son of a dog in the female persuasion")

[Castaras]

(( Hehe...Magtok was DLD's lover...this is priceless!

*scuttles off to AMEN* ))

[Cobra_Ikari]

((DLD, what is it with you and your lovers, hmm? ;) ))

[Goblin Music]

(( Hehe...Magtok was DLD's lover...this is priceless!

*scuttles off to AMEN* ))

((i totality agree))

[Shadow]

FOR HOOK!
For Hook I say!

[Timberwolf]

moonshadow decides her lower to the ground than everyone else perspective may give her an insight and goes to search hallway A

[roll0]

((OOC, fairly pointless rolling, I know, but I wanted to bump this. With all the forum outages, it seems to be forgotten.))