Pirates II: Never Never Land Cruise

[Gnome Barbarian]

((Should be alt set now.))

[Castaras]

The kitten snickers at Gnome Barbarian, before going to its cabin to go to sleep.

[Supagoof]

Suparufio skates up to Gnome Barbarian.

Cheer up mate. Someone always has to play the damsel in distress. I won't make fun of you for being so pretty. Just don't stand next to me in the privvy, okay?

And with that, he skates off.

((@V - I wasn't informed of that gamble. I need to go have a talk with ....myself?))

[Alarra]

((I was a Blue Moon pack member in WWVI and was in contact with the baner (Beast) and I can assure you the Beast did not fall asleep on the job, they took a reasonable gamble that the Paladins would be hunting for the Beast and lost))

((Haha! I knew it! That graklok was just the type to try something like that... The Light Will Prevail! *and now back to your regularly scheduled pirates*))

[blackout]

.....Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.....GAH! BOOOOORED!

[Timberwolf]

((Where are we at the moment ? day or night ?))

[Alarra]

Night. Ending at 11.

*sigh* sometimes I wonder why I even bother keeping the first post updated.

[Supagoof]

Night. Ending at 11.

*sigh* sometimes I wonder why I even bother keeping the first post updated.

Because some of us do look at it.

[blackout]

.......I STILL haven't found out who took my rifle...

[Timberwolf]

Night. Ending at 11.

*sigh* sometimes I wonder why I even bother keeping the first post updated.

Because some of us are very new to all this, forgot to look and are now looking at the screen with their highly effective, copyrighted, patent pending "whipped puppy that doesn't understand what it did wrong and is oh so cute" look ?

[Vonriel]

((Timberwolf, I'm more a fan of this particular look

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[Alarra]

Okay....you're forgiven....how could I resist the look?

[Timberwolf]

((Damn it !!!!! When I find a lawyer, that cat is toast !! I'll sue the fur of its back, call it out and blow it's head off on Calais Sands, I'll horsewhip it publicly, I'll, I'll, I'll.... give it a stroke, its so sad and cute

Edit, thank you oh great forgiver of poor lost and did I mention lovable newbies))

[blackout]

((*blows the cat's head off*BAD CUTE! :) ))

[Eldritch Knight]

I stand by my philosophy of 'If it's cute, it's evil'.

However, because I consider my fiancee to be 'cute' when she's angry, it kinda becomes problematic.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Day breaks, the citizens all meet in the dining room for a delicious breakfast of bacon and eggs. Their spirits are high, especially given the events of last night. Gnome Barbarian is served a huge portion of bacon. There is a plate of nice greasy bacon in gravy next to some dog treats for Nana. The breakfast goes wonderfully for a time, until someone points out that Nana hasn't touched her food. The room goes quiet and the vet scurries off to find the lovable pooch.

30 seconds later, a agonized wail is heard. They rush to Nana's room, but the vet has closed and locked the door. He says he doesn't want the children to see it, but he holds out a note that was left. The lower right side of the paper is soaked in crimson.

My last gift to my fellow pirates before leaving
Never Never Land awaits inside....

-- Yours truly, Smee

Helgraf, A.K.A. Nana. aka the baner was killed last night. Day begins. It ends at 11PM on Saturday, April 7th. Not sure about Alarra, but Atreyu will be at home for Easter, so his update may be irregular. Indurain is still suffering computer issues.

Please note that we will answer Search checks as we can.
(On a personal note, you shocking pirates killed my favorite character of that whole movie.)

[Kyrian]

SON OF A b****!!!

[Vonriel]

Vonriel comes to the door, but stops when he sees the note. ..Damn. They.. damn. I think it's safe to say we're in trouble.. He looks around at everyone nearby, hangs his head, and slumps off.

[Akaziel]

Akaziel groans and holds his aching head. "I shouldn't have had that rum last night... Oh man... I think I'm gonna puke..." He staggers over to the door and reads the note. "Another victim.... damn..." His stomach starts to growl, but he takes a deep breath and tries to find any clues in hallway A, but his head still continues to hurt.

[roll0]

[DarkLightDragon]

((Damn... one of the most important people killed this early... ))

*DLD looks concerned to see the note*

Tigerlilly's days are numbered...

*DLD turns to Gnome Barbarian*

Did you see anything useful last night? I will search hallway C again.

[roll0]

[blackout]

Oh, GREATER-GOOD-DAMMIT! We lost the dog! THE DOG! GAAAAAAH! We're dropping like flies! That's it! There's one way, and one way only, to make sure the pirates die! KILL EVERYONE ON THE SHIP! *DUN DUN DUN!*

[Helgraf]

((Twice in one bloody night?!

Damn, I must be scaring people. I get it here and in WC III in the same freakin night!

Well, I guess this frees up more time for the other games I'll be in.

I gotta admit to being curious - when it's all over I want to know if you went for me because you'd somehow figured out my role, or if that was just a bonus to find out. Cause I'm 99.44% sure the Smee didn't scry me the first night. Or you could PM the answer to me - I'm dead now so I can't contribute anyway.

Also, I knew I should have been a selfish sob and protected myself, but nooo ... I didn't want another WW VI ... so I had to go and be all noble and protect someone else. BAH))

[Calamity]

How could they do such a terrible thing to a dog!?

*Calamity tries to shift those thoughts out of his head while searching Hallway A* [roll0]

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

"Poor Nana!" El Jaspero hangs his head. "Wait a minute...poor us!"

After scarfing down a quick breakfast he heads off to search Hallway B.

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

Bah, I forgot the roll: [roll0]

[DarkLightDragon]

I should have been a selfish sob and protected myself

((That's how I screwed up and got the Seer killed in WW IV

But that was the second-last night of the game, so it didn't matter as much

And I like to justify it by pointing out who wrote my death scene in WWC I ))

[Timberwolf]

((Just out of curiosity because I wasn't there, what happened in WW VI ?))

Moonshadow nods sadly in agreement with Calamity and heads out to search hallway D

[roll0]

[Cobra_Ikari]

First children, now dogs? These pirates don't deserve to be called human.

Vonriel, I think it's time you told me that secret. Whisper it to me if you must, but I need to know now.

[Kyrian]

((Starting later today, I Won't be on until Sunday (I believe).))

Kyrian searches Hallway A

[roll0]

((EDIT: Oh yay....I found out there are rooms...))

[pendell]

Pendell points at Pendell

Yah, yah, I know. But everyone knows the week this is right? I won't have time for this until Monday. Besides, having just pondered the whole 'crucify him' thing, I just don't have it in my to lynch someone today, of all days.

Well, THAT was an unfortunate turn of events.

*Works his Thumb again, it still doesn't work*

Dang.

Well, Gnome_Barbarian will probably be dead by next game day. So anything you see or know, better spill it now.

I also want to propose a really cynical idea.

I think it 90% likely at this point that Gnome_Barbarian is the seer. But I want to propose another possible solution.

It's possible that Gnome_Barbarian is a pirate, that they deliberately sacrificed the Smee to give him credibility, that he then talked the masons and the Baner into PMing him, and ...

... and that's how the pirates knew who the Baner was.

I'm not saying this is CERTAIN. I don't believe it's even likely. But it IS possible. Just bear it in the back of your mind.

If Gnome_Barbarian doesn't die a horrible death in the next few days, it may be a theory to re-visit. But I don't think anyone should act on it now.

Respectfully,

Brian P.