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  1. 2017-03-22, 03:41 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #901
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    Quote Originally Posted by stsasser View Post
    Most of these jokes are hand-me-downs.
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    We need a new comic.
    The puns are getting out of hand.
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  3. 2017-03-22, 04:31 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #903
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    They're certainly coming in hand-over-fist.
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  4. 2017-03-22, 04:32 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #904
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    Default Re: Darths and Droids V: Thread IV Was Eaten By Dogs

    What could be more fun than coming up with puns offhand?
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  5. 2017-03-22, 04:52 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #905
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    Punching Nazis?
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  6. 2017-03-22, 04:59 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #906
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    As impressive as this is getting, we should get out of the pun game and make the handoff back to the Irregulars.
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  7. 2017-03-22, 06:26 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #907
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    All hands on deck
    Not "fire at". I never used the word "at"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    As impressive as this is getting, we should get out of the pun game and make the handoff back to the Irregulars.
    We won't give up these puns without a fight! One to one! Manos y manos!
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  9. 2017-03-22, 07:22 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #909
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    As impressive as this is getting, we should get out of the pun game and make the handoff back to the Irregulars.
    They're going to elbow in eventually anyway, but in the meanwhile the flow of puns won't be easily awristed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eschmenk View Post
    They're going to elbow in eventually anyway, but in the meanwhile the flow of puns won't be easily awristed.
    This may Force my hand.
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  11. 2017-03-22, 08:15 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #911
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    Default Re: Darths and Droids V: Thread IV Was Eaten By Dogs

    Honestly, I'm amazed that the Irregulars have inspired such a rash of puns in a digital forum.
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    Ive got to hand it to you guys, you sure are persistent with the puns.
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    Default Re: Darths and Droids V: Thread IV Was Eaten By Dogs

    I'm sure there're some more puns to make, but I can't quite put my finger on them. I'll just have to knuckle down and think for a bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yana View Post
    Honestly, I'm amazed that the Irregulars have inspired such a rash of puns in a digital forum.
    If you get the itch to look around here, you'll see this is a minor outbreak.
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  15. 2017-03-22, 09:59 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #915
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    Ive got to hand it to you guys, you sure are persistent with the puns.
    Of course they are. It wouldn't be much fun to do the jokes about hands, solo.
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    Yet when chopped, the hand's so low.
    Not "fire at". I never used the word "at"
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  17. 2017-03-22, 10:49 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #917
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    Quote Originally Posted by keybounce View Post
    Yet when chopped, the hand's so low.
    Keeps going on like this and this Han joke will be done to death.
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  18. 2017-03-23, 01:20 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #918
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    Wow... I'm amazed. Do you come up with these just offhand? Or do you keep a handful ready for such occasions? Or is there a handy website for this? But I feel you people wouldn't do something so underhanded..
    (that's all I can contribute as a non-native speaker)
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  19. 2017-03-23, 01:51 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #919
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kato View Post
    Wow... I'm amazed. Do you come up with these just offhand? Or do you keep a handful ready for such occasions? Or is there a handy website for this? But I feel you people wouldn't do something so underhanded..
    (that's all I can contribute as a non-native speaker)
    Darn. Caught red-handed.
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    The best part is that we're sharing hand puns digitally.
    . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Master of Aeons View Post
    The best part is that we're sharing hand puns digitally.
    Yes, that is probably better than just taking the hand puns as five finger discounts.
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  22. 2017-03-23, 04:48 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #922
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    Default Re: Darths and Droids V: Thread IV Was Eaten By Dogs

    I remain impressed how so many playgrounders are capable of coming up with these puns off the cuff. I'm not quite desperate enough to make puns that I'll propose they're given a big hand.
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    Oh clever, I had forgotten that Luke took with him all those jedi ghosts from Dagobah. Oh course they could do something about Anakin, they are the same type of being.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePhantom View Post
    Oh clever, I had forgotten that Luke took with him all those jedi ghosts from Dagobah. Oh course they could do something about Anakin, they are the same type of being.
    They definitely came in handy there.
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    They definitely came in handy there.
    Handsomely done.
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    These are all excellent, I'm sorry I came to the thread late. Is it okay to stump for more?
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    I want to celebrate all these hand jokes with the only appropriate cheer.

    <fingers to palm>. Pause. <Fingers to palm>. Pause. <Fingers to palm>.

    There you go, the proper slow clap.
    (One handed; yes I can really do a one-handed clap)
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    Quote Originally Posted by keybounce View Post
    I want to celebrate all these hand jokes with the only appropriate cheer.

    <fingers to palm>. Pause. <Fingers to palm>. Pause. <Fingers to palm>.

    There you go, the proper slow clap.
    (One handed; yes I can really do a one-handed clap)
    This handful of late puns have been really disarming.
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    Yeah, funny. It's like we've all heard the same call to arms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Master of Aeons View Post
    The best part is that we're sharing hand puns digitally.
    Well yeah, otherwise we'd have to do it manually.

    Quote Originally Posted by ThePhantom View Post
    Oh clever, I had forgotten that Luke took with him all those jedi ghosts from Dagobah. Oh course they could do something about Anakin, they are the same type of being.
    I just now realized that Luke is the Sith Inquisitor player character from The Old Republic, and that's amazing.
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