AMEN VIII: The REAL one!

[Saurous]

Saurous sighs, and bends over. He picks up the maggot Magtok up off the floor by it's tail.

"Now Maggot, how could you think I would squish you? You being a worm is much more enjoyable to watch than your death."

[Castaras]

Castaras puts down her book, watching Saurous and Magtok.

[Lord Magtok]

If you have ever played a Worms videogame before, or even Earthworm Jim, you should have the sense to put me down and let me go before I use one of these weapons on you.

[Castaras]

Castaras sighs, picks up her book, and heads down into the kitchen. The fruit army group together and march in after her, shrinking to normal size.

[Exachix]

A Small Fox pokes it's furry nose into the Thread...

[Rex Idiotarum]

Rex flies into the new AMEN.
"What the Fu-dge? First, why are there two AMENs, second, why are they of people I really don't care for? C'mon Fus, couldn't even give it a parody title. I mean, I think you're realating it to the Real World, but it isn't close enough. How about 'The Real World: AMEN HQ VIII'?"

[Castaras]

There's a fox here...

Castaras peers out of the kitchen.

A new person?

[Exachix]

The Fox watches the owl.

"I don't know."

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok the worm squirms his way out of Saurous's grip, and then welcomes the wolf with the traditional soul-binding membership contract written in legalese.

[Exachix]

The Fox, at being called a wolf, lashes out at Magtok.

[Castaras]

Ooo, look, Magtok's getting attacked again.

Castaras summons some popcorn.

[Lord Magtok]

Aaugh! Don't blame me for that, it was my stupid player's fault! I'm just an innocent little spineless worm!

[Rex Idiotarum]

Does anyone actually need a reason to attack Maggot?

[Exachix]

The Fox stops and lays down, tail twitching. Staring at Maggot.

[Castaras]

Castaras munches on the popcorn, watching.

A fox v a worm...hmm...

[Saurous]

"I don't think so, Rex."

Saurous begins to say more, but is suddenly attacked by the Venom, Carnage, and Hybrid symbiotes.

[Lord Magtok]

Castaras munches on the popcorn, watching.

A fox v a worm...hmm...

Not just amy kind of worm, Cassie. The kind of worm from the Worms turn-based strategy games. I've got bazookas, exploding sheep, and concrete donkeys at my disposal. There's no way a fox can beat that.

[Castaras]

Meh. I do know Worms you know. And my player has a fan created version of something like worms. Sorta.

She munches on some more popcorn.

[Exachix]

The Fox however... is a suicidal Worms player.

A crate lands near him, and he gets it.

"Armageddon, sucker."

[Lord Magtok]

That won't stop me. We have plenty of ground underneath us, and I got a Freeze tool with me.

[Exachix]

The Fox Smirks.

"True... truce?"

[Nekulor]

*Nekulor walks in with a box and an evil grin. Also, he isn't wearing a robe for some reason.*
Who wants to play twister!!?

[Saurous]

Saurous pulls out a Plot Devi- I mean...a sonic weapon from his pocket. He presses a button on it, and it lets out a loud burst of sound, and the symbiotes retreat.

He looks at Nekulor in horror.

"Oh dear gods, no."

[Castaras]

...Has Nekulor turned into Ayya?

Castaras moves to retreat back to her kitchen.

[Lord Magtok]

Who wants to play twister!!?

What an wonderful time to be tiny and legless.

[Exachix]

The Fox backs off slowly.

[Saurous]

"Don't mention that name, Castaras! You may summon her back!"

Saurous thinks for a moment, as Happiness walks in.

"Hey, guys!"

Saurous grins, and pushes Happiness towards Nekulor.

"Nekulor, Happiness wants to play."

[Mr. Moon]

Moon Called walks in, and, upon seeing Magtok, bursts out laughing. "This totaly makes up for my player having a cold."

Upon seeing Nekulor, the half-drow, half-elf shivers, and looks pointedly away. Better Happieness then her...

[Saurous]

"What?! I don't want to play Twis-"

"Play the game so we don't have to. Failure to cooperate will result in instant death to this bunny rabbit, 'k?"

Saurous holds up a rabbit by the ears, and points his finger at the bunny. A small fireball forms at the end of his finger.

"...I'll cooperate..."

"Good."

[Castaras]

Castaras munches on popcorn, trying not to laugh.