AMEN VIII: The REAL one!

[Rex Idiotarum]

Hey! Stop messing with my base! *Rex teleports in ad heads to a random... uh thing jutting from the ground. He presses his hand to it, and it kind of forms into a control panel. He presses a few buttons, and AMEN returns to it's original place.*
Thank the gods that we have a Status Quo machine. Hey, narrator, you seem to be lacking in skill. Your use of diction is very impressive. And not only that, you misspelled "and" what is wrong with you?
*Shut up, I'm doing my best.*
C'mon, you even have Firefox's spellchecker, how could you screw up so much.
* Lay off man, because I control your actions.*

[Exachix]

Fox-Exachix groans and trots around slowly.

[V Junior]

Dark Junior, we're back! You don't need to kill me!

So? Dark Junior suddenly realises that Junior's player forgot to give her a weapon. She scowls. You did that just to annoy me didn't you?

Junior's player smirks, and suddenly crashes into the base.

Wha- Oh drat. Dark Junior, you're a sorceress, as is Junior. The only difference is that you're a pirate and she's a ninja. She teleports out.

Damn. Not cool. Good Dark- hey, wait...

She flings a potion at her dark counterpart, but misses. It boomerangs back into her hand. They both shrug and go back down to the floor,
where Junior grabs a Strange Book out of her backpack and begins reading it. The meerkats pop back into the bag. Dark Junior goes and makes an Unlimited Pirate Meerkat Bag.

Oooh, Piratey!

((Guys, I don't like being called 'V Junior'. Junior (the PC) answers to Junior or Ninja Junior, and Dark Junior (the other PC) answers to Dark Junior or Pirate Junior. So don't call me V Junior. Please! Oh yeah, next person to call me V Junior gets a +2 Ninja Sword in the face. Now that's cleared up...))

The meerkats pop back and climb the wall to reach Castaras. The ninja ones also close in.

Meer! Meerkat meer kat kat MEERKAT! They yell in Meerkat.

[Castaras]

The spider descends from the ceiling, watching the madness below.

[Exachix]

The Fox looks at the spider but continues to wander in circles... whining.

[Castaras]

The spider, carefully trying to avoid the meercats, scuttles over to the fox, carrying a mini clipboard.

[Exachix]

The Fox stops and looks at the spider... looking very sorry for itself.

[Castaras]

The spider hmms and scribbles some stuff down on the mini-clipboard.

So, you ate loads of popcorn, right?

[Exachix]

Exachix whines... doing a very good job at suppressing the effects and to not take Vengeance on the spider.

[Castaras]

Hmm...so Foxes seem to have a better way of supressing effects...

Castaras scribbles some more on the clipboard.

[Exachix]

Exachix sighs and looks at the spider.

[V Junior]

Dark Junior goes to sleep.

Finally! Now I can get on with starting ze game...

Screw this, wrong forum!

[Exachix]

Exachix looks at Junior, then back at the spider... thinking and whining quietly.

[V Junior]

-gets out BUFP gun-

((BUFP? Bump Up Fus.' Post.))

Done. Now, what nex- GAAAH! DARK JUNIOR, NO!!!

Dark Junior is tearing down the walls and destroying the base. She the explode the foundations and blows up everyone inside except herself and her counterpart.

This is fun!!! Oooh, there goes your lab, wimp!

That's it.

Junior floats into the air and begins blasting Dark Junior. On the ground, the meerkats are fighting. True to form, it ends in a massive explosion in which the HQ is destroyed. They look at each other.

Oops

They laugh so hard, the remains of the base explode.

((I can't wait to see Rex's face when he sees this...))
((On that note, I'm having dinner. See ya.))

[Exachix]

Exachix looks a the rubble and hmms, still looking ill.

[V Junior]

explodes the foundations and blows up everyone inside except herself and her counterpart.

Exachix looks a the rubble and hmms, still looking ill.

You, sir, are dead. So I'm afraid your post is made redundant. Toodles.

[Exachix]

*tries to object*

"Help... I'm ill and dead..."

[Castaras]

Castaras-spider smirks.

You can explode the base, but our dear little clones will always come back. Plus, I treated myself with explosion proof potion. Easy way to avoid death.

She turns back to Exachix.

Now then, how do you feel after drinking all those potions?

[Exachix]

Fox-Exachix groans.

"Ill... very Ill... Can I ask you something?"

[Castaras]

If you like...

Castaras carefully puts down its mini pen.

[Exachix]

Exachix lays down and whispers something to Castaras.

[Castaras]

The spider hmms, before summoning a small potion, which she gives to the fox.

Sounds good to me.

Castaras picks up the clipboard and scuttles up the wall again.

[V Junior]

Junior begins chanting. In a few seconds, AMEN is rebuilt.

I'm gonna try to reverse this Dark Junior thing... It's a complete disaster! She goes into her lab, but runs out again, screaming.

GAH! I just created a GOOD version of myself!!! A PALADIN VERSION!!!! She runs and grabs her sword and meerkat army.

YOU IDIOT! Dark Junior grabs her cutlass. A PALADIN????

Begone, wretched evil-doers! SMITE EVIL! A paladin version of Junior walks out and smites Dark Junior.

...we'll call this one Light Junior...

[Castaras]

The spider chitters something rude in spiderish. It pauses its web spinning, thinking.

Wait...{pony}I know the language of the pony? {spider}And spider? {cute fuzzy things}And this language... {common}Odd...eh well.

It carries on spinning the web.

[Exachix]

The Fox tries to drink the potion.. and does... and seems slightly happier... before jumping on a sofa and watching.

[V Junior]

Junior rushes into the kitchen.

CASTARAS THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!!

She grabs a potion of Disintergration, and runs out again. She pours it on Light Junior, who promptly turns into a pile of ash.

That was close.
Wait a second! She had 50 celestial meerkats!!!
DAMN IT!!!!

Huh? Oh, yeah, my new class feature! Create NPC!

The NPC created is a child. He looks down at the meerkats, and squashes them.

He's 50ft tall.

[zeratul]

I have returned to AMEN. So whats on the agenda for today? Killing babies?

[Castaras]

Killing babies? Bah, that's too cliche.

The spider finishes the web on the ceiling, which looks like a very detailed and delicate picture of a pie.

Stupid urges to do this sort of stuff...

It scuttles to the center of the web and waits.

[Exachix]

The Fox looks at the web and smiles, before looking at Zeratul.

[V Junior]

Junior screechs and summons as many meerkats as possible without filling the HQ. This is a very large amount of meerkats. The kid squishes them all, though.

This isn't good or evil! This is insane!
Summon another NPC, fool!
Okay... oops. NOT GOOD!
Hu- Oh. Drat. This is baaaad!

A rather confused lantern archon is in the middle of the room.

-sigh- I'm gonna need to stop summoning good creatures... dismiss.

The archon disappears with a -pop-. Junior goes back inside the lab.

Can I really screw up any more?

GAH! I JUST DID! A love bird.. where's it goi- Oh wonderful!

It bops the unconcious Maggot on the head.

Draaat...