AMEN VIII: The REAL one!

[Castaras]

The spider blinks its eight eyes, and a large bolt of magic sends a shield around the npc kid, which *should* teleport the kid to the plane of madness. It then scuttles along the thread to a fly which has been caught in the web.

[Exachix]

Exachix watches... before managing to put headphones in his fox ears and lays down... listening to music.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok glares at the love bird that bopped him in the head, and then returns to his Stephen King book, trying to avoid looking at anyone.

[Castaras]

The spider comes down from the ceiling again, and scuttles over to one of the sofas, climbing up and carefully switching on her mp3 player.

[Exachix]

On the sofa Fox-Exachix looks at Spider-Castaras and smiles, watching.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok continues reading the Stephen King book, and he slaps himslef in the face when he realizes he caused himself to fall in love with a question mark on the page.

[Castaras]

Castaras carries on listening to her mp3 player sitting on the earphones from her mp3 player, waiting for something random to happen.

[Saurous]

A group of space marines rush past, looking over their shoulders.

"He's catching up!"

The run into the next room, and are closely chased by Saurous.

"Outoutoutoutoutoutout!"

[Exachix]

Fox-Exachix watches them pass.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok lights the book on fire with a Dragon Ball attack, and then spends the next few minutes leading a chorus of worms in singing the Worms song.

Magtok: This is a story of courage, honour and worms.
War had cast a shadow over their once peaceful land,
Gunfire filled the air, as worm turned against worm;
Where so many had fallen, others knew they must follow.
For one such worm, this day had already come.
When he was two, his father had left, never to return.
Three years he had waited for his chance to fight;
Three years of training, both day and night.
And though he was scared as he set off for battle,
He knew in his heart that it was something he must do.
Three inches tall, and armed to the teeth,
A fine soldier he made, and his name was Boggy B.

Chorus: We are worms, we're the best, and we've come to win the war
We'll stand, we'll never run, stay until it's done
Though our friends may fall, and our world be blown apart
We'll strike with all our might
We'll fight for what is right till the end.

[Castaras]

Castaras scuttles off the earphones, switching the tracks on the mp3. She goes back onto the earphone again, humming along.

[Exachix]

Fox-Exy closes his eyes and hmms, listening to music.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok continues the original worms song, with lyrics.

...Scrambling up a hill and hiding behind a tree,
He looked at the battle that raged below.
It was there he saw his friend Spadge stood upon a bridge.
But another worm had also seen him, and aimed to have him dead
Boggy called to Spadge, but Spadge didn't hear,
He never knew what hit him, as he flew into the air.
It was all too much for Boggy, as he watched his best friend die.
Charging down the hill he had to have revenge,
What had Spadge done to come to such an end?
Reaching the bottom of the hill, Boggy suddenly heard a click:
He realized to his terror there was a mine under his tail!

We are worms, we're the best, and we've come to win the war
We'll stand, we'll never run, stay until it's done
Though our friends may fall, and our world be blown apart
We'll strike with all our might
We'll fight for what is right till the end.

[Exachix]

Fox-Exachix listens.. then heads to his room and bed.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

"Wow, Structured Games, huh?"

[Saurous]

A loud clamor comes from the room, and the sound of gunshots. They are closely followed by screaming, and then the sound of limbs being ripped off. A few moments later, Saurous exits the room silently, carrrying a severed space marine arm over one shoulder, and a boltgun in the other hand.

[Lord Magtok]

"Wow, Structured Games, huh?"

((I find it shocking that they think we actually have structure.))

Magtok continues singing, moving on to the Worms 3D version of the Boggy B. song.

[Saurous]

((Structure and AMEN do not mix. No matter how hard you try. I don't know how anyone with a Lawful alignment can survive.))

Saurous turns back to the door, and the space marines, now zombies, scramble after him.

"You..."

He tosses the arm to the one who apparently owns the arm.

"Reattach this. You..."

He tosses the boltgun to another marine.

"Take this to the armory, third door down that hallway. And the rest of you head down to the barracks, last door on the right."

The zombie marines run off in different directions. Saurous walks over to the couch, and sits down on it, pulling out a book by H.P. Lovecraft.

[zeratul]

((Amen is chaos incarnate, we dont take kindly to structure in these parts! ))

Zeratul stabs Saurous in the spleen, while eating a sandwich.

[Saurous]

Saurous drops his book, stands up, and lifts Zeratul up off the floor by the throat.

"I am becoming sick and tired of you moronic saps attacking me every three seconds."

Saurous hurls Zeratul at a wall. He then notices the fact that his spleen had been removed, and crumples back onto the couch.

[zeratul]

Zeratul makes a mental note to stop being annoying to Saurous, and try to ally himself with him, for his own protection. Well that was unexpected.

[Saurous]

"That is the good thing about being Neutral Evil. One moment I can act calm and scheming, and the next I can rip a person limb from limb."

[Lord Magtok]

((Structure and AMEN do not mix. No matter how hard you try. I don't know how anyone with a Lawful alignment can survive.))

((Nobody with a Lawful alignment can survivein AMEN. Its a known fact that has been proven by Magtok countless times.))

Magtok finishes singing, ands sends off his buddies to go head off to fight in Worm War II.

[Mr. Moon]

((Nobody with a Lawful alignment can survivein AMNE. Its a known fact that has been proven by Magtok countless times.))

((What about AMEN? I think they might fare better in that.

In case you guys haven't noticed, we count as structured because we ROLE PLAY. See? I knew it was a good idea. ^_^))

Moon Called opens her eyes, and frowns, momentairly forgetting what had happend the other day. With a rush, however, it comes back to her. She sighs, and begins to roll over, but stops as a jolt of pain rips through her side.

[Saurous]

"Well, it became silent around here quickly...

Well, I'm talking to myself, and I'm probably bleeding to death from the wound to my spleen."

Saurous heads into the medical wing of the base to fix said wound.

After walking down one of the hallways, he takes one step backwards, and glances into the room Moon is occupying.

"Back with the waking world, I see?"

[Lord Magtok]

((What about AMEN? I think they might fare better in that.

In case you guys haven't noticed, we count as structured because we ROLE PLAY. See? I knew it was a good idea. ^_^))

Moon Called opens her eyes, and frowns, momentairly forgetting what had happend the other day. With a rush, however, it comes back to her. She sighs, and begins to roll over, but stops as a jolt of pain rips through her side.

((You, of all the people in AMEN, should not be making fun of me for a small error like that.

By the way, Sapphire is spelled with two "p"s.))

Magtok considers hurting Saur or MC, but decides against it. Instead, he sends out a dozen robo-ninjas to smack MC around while he reads Stephen King stuff.

[Mr. Moon]

"Back with the waking world, I see?"

Moon Called looks out at Saurous, and forces a feable grin. "I hurt all over. What happend after I passed out?

((You, of all the people in AMEN, should not be making fun of me for a small error like that.

By the way, Sapphire is spelled with two "p"s.))

((Must suck to get corrected on your spelling by me, huh? ^_^

Sapphire may be spelt like that, but Saphire isn't. ;) ))

[Saurous]

Saurous walks into the room, frowning slightly.

"Rex kept stabbing you for a bit longer until I managed to teleport you out of the barrage and into this place. After that, a few of the doctors healed most of the wounds."

((And Magtok? "Semds"? Is there a problem with your "m" and "n" keys?))

[Mr. Moon]

Magtok considers hurting Saur or MC, but decides against it. Instead, he semds out a dozen robo-ninjas to smack MC around while he reads Stephen King stuff.

Saurous walks into the room, frowning slightly.

"Rex kept stabbing you for a bit longer until I managed to teleport you out of the barrage and into this place. After that, a few of the doctors healed most of the wounds."

"Um... behind you." Moon Called nods at the ninja's, and frowns. "That's low, even for Maggot."

As Saurous gets rid of the ninjas ((which is safe to assume he does)), Moon Called mulls over his words. Eventualy, she speaks up.

"Why'd you save me?"

[Saurous]

"Um...is that a rhetorical question?"

Saurous sweeps a ninja's feet out from under him, and then pushes him into one of the others.