AMEN VIII: The REAL one!

[Lord Magtok]

Rex Enters the room with forty kids in red and black flash suits.
Remember, the enemy's gate is down!
Everyone suddenly finds themselves wearing flash suits of their own.

I hate Ender and I'm scared to ask why Rex has forty kids in tight suits.

[Saurous]

Saurous looks down at the suit.

"Okay...what is this for?"

[Castaras]

Castaras looks down at her suit.

Hmph.

She turns back to her book and music.

[Mr. Moon]

Moon Called wonders if she needs to be a little less subtle with her freinds allies.

[Lord Magtok]

MC, go read Ender's Game. In that book lies the answer to all your questions about Rex's reference.

[Rex Idiotarum]

*Lunges off a star, bounces off a wall, swings along a teammate, and Freezes Magtok *
Noob.

[Mr. Moon]

"Oh. That book. My brother has it, I think. I started it, can't say I like it."

Moon Called slices another zombie, this time into thirds.

[Saurous]

Saurous wonders if he should actually do something worth mentioning right now, when Sheogorath suddenly appears and smashes his staff into Saurous's flank.

"Sup?"

"You know everything has gone to hell when the Madgod appears and beats you with his staff.

You die now, Sheo."

"Gotta catch me!"

Sheogorath floats down to the floor, and runs off. Saurous bounds off a wall after him.

[Rex Idiotarum]

*Freezes Moon Called.*
He's still the smartest protagonist, in a realistic sense, that I have seen in a long time. But to each their own.
^ Fool, There is no floor, there is only, over there.

[Castaras]

The fruit conga breaks up and drags Castaras back into the kitchen.

[Mr. Moon]

The words "Miss" apear, floating above Moon Called's head for a few seconds, and dissapire.

"Rrright. Anyway..." Moon Called lodges her greatsword in Rex's spine.

[Exachix]

The Elf, herefor and after named Exachix, watches.

[Rex Idiotarum]

*Rex Explodes is a burst of noxious fumes and think, light-blocking gas*
*stabs Moon_Called from behing, then the right side, then the front and back at the same time. *

[Mr. Moon]

Moon Called gives a short snarel of pain, and glares at Rex. "That," she pants, whiping a trail off blood off her chin, "was a really stupid idea." She swings her sword at Rex, aiming for his head.

[Saurous]

Saurous floats over Sheogorath, pulls the Wabbajack (his staff) from his hands, and fires a bolt of energy from the end of it at Rex, hopefully turning him into an unintelligent, harmless creature.

[Rex Idiotarum]

* the Smoke Clears, Revealing that you can swing your swords at Rex, because he's already impaled upon it. Using the anti-grave and a bit of magic, he holds it in his abdomin without causing harm to you. Depite the fact the he's stuck in a location reletive to your body, his stabs still come from all sides, as each jab jumps through a small portal. *

*Rex Relizes the blast just in time to open a portal in front of it. It is redirected at MC.*

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok unfreezes himself, grabs a piece of popcorn (which is huge in comparison to his wormy self) and watches MC and Saur fight Rex.

Go Pogoman!

[Mr. Moon]

Moon Called swears, and pushes away from Rex, currently focusing on surviving this fight. She reads a scroll aloud, and her greatsword floats back to her, bringing three of Rex's vital organs with it.

[Castaras]

Castaras comes out of the kitchen, grabs Magtok's popcorn, and sits on the sofa, watching the fight.

[Rex Idiotarum]

* Rex Goes with his vital organs, since there is minimum resistance, and Rex is seemingly uneffected by momentum. MC's stabbing pains through the portals remains constant through all of this. MC finders herself in a growing blob of blood.*

[Saurous]

Saurous hurls the staff at Rex, and it passes through him, turning his organs into various birds of prey. He summons another staff, the Skull of Corruption, and fires a blast off the end of it, summoning a second Rex that begins attacking the original.

[Mr. Moon]

Moon Called swears, fighting unconciousness. She plunges her hand into one of the portals, grabs the hand out, and not knowing what else to do, chomps down on it. Hard.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok uses a ninja rope on the ceiling, and carefully lowers himself directly above the popcorn Castaras stole from him. As silent as a tiny worm-ninja can be, he grabs a piece of popcorn and quietly begins his trip back towards the ceiling.

[Rex Idiotarum]

* Rex attacks Rex. The original Rex explodes into a fit of blood, hitting everything nearby with sherapnal, destroying the second Rex. Surprisingly, The Stabbing doesn't stop. Rather, it intensifies. Blood completely surrounds MC. Blood Flows from the hand into MC's mouth. The hand tenses and relaxes in a few quick bursts, by the time you realizes what has happend, the Hand and portal are gone, and the Blood explodes in a massive explosion.*

[Exachix]

Exachix grabs some popcorn from Castaras and watches.

[Castaras]

Magtok, I know you're there.

She shoots Magtok with her freezing ray.

[Exachix]

Exachix shifts to Fox and tries to put both paws on the popcorn box.

[Castaras]

And as for you...

Castaras throws a freezing ray at Exachix, and then summons a personality potion, which she pours on him.

[Mr. Moon]

"Damn it... I was hopping to save this move for... for him."

Moon Called closes her eyes, focusing all her hidden magical powers. A red aura begins to suround her.

"I... will not... die here!"

Her eyes flash open, the magical aura now compleatly obscures her.

"Revenge Kage!" The red auar spreads from her, destroying all her enemies (IE Rex and those hands that are stabbing her).

[Exachix]

Exachix whines at the potion, trying to get the potion out of his fur.