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Thread: AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu
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2007-06-07, 03:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2006
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- Ubiquitous
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Re: AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu
*Geas Light Junior*
Clean my lab, and don't break anything. No saving throw.This is a boring signature.
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2007-06-07, 03:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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- Missionary Pirate Ship
Re: AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu
PM decides that ignoring the gods for this long amounts to the same thing as waving them away, and sighs with relief.
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Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
-They Might Be Giants, "The Lady and the Tiger"
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2007-06-07, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu
I found something odd in the old EVIL thread. Apparently one of our members has a past we all forgot about.
A girl walks in. She stares at PM and Magtok.
This will be... interesting...
She sits down, and then stands up.
I beleive that, I, too, will join EVIL. I will be your Mysterious Guardian Celestial... and I suggest, Magtok, that you run... for the darkness is upon you. Farewell. She dissapears into a cloud.
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2007-06-07, 05:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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2007-06-07, 05:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- That place, over there.
Re: AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu
Last edited by Fus.Weapon 1337; 2007-06-07 at 05:53 PM.
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2007-06-07, 05:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2006
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- Trog's with Ichor Liquor
Re: AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu
How come I always miss these?
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"I'm almost human, technically a Human with the Natural Rubus Oculus, makes me super tough, with limitless powers."
Rex begins humming "Almost Human" from Voltaire.
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2007-06-07, 05:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu
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2007-06-07, 06:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- That place, over there.
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2007-06-07, 06:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2006
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- Trog's with Ichor Liquor
Re: AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu
It's also good to note that when a creature is polymorphed, it's species remains the same, therefor, whatever child a being bears while polymorphed will share traits of it's original form. It's how Half-Dragons are born.
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2007-06-07, 06:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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2007-06-07, 06:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Over thattaway
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You missed the news my friend. I'm really an
SpoilerElf/Drow/Vulcan/Eldar/Dark Eldar/Dwarf/Human/Cyborg/Demon/Celestial/Zombie/Vampire/Werewolf/Troll/
Ogre/Beholder/Manticore/
Unicorn/Gryphon/Elephant/Wolf/Orc/Ork/Orque/Golem/Goblin/Darkmantle/
Kobold/Spider/Turtle/Shark with Frickin' Laser Beam on it's Frickin' Head/Kraken/Hydra/Red Dragon/Scorpionfolk/Lizardfolk/Catfolk/Hyenafolk/Archon/Eagle/Aboleth.
It's probably better if you don't know the story.
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2007-06-07, 06:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
Re: AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu
Magtok thinks of all the things V Junior has done that might remotely suggest she's a spy, then tries to think of a list of possibilities that might explain why and how she could've been a member of EVIL. His head hurts after a while and he decides to torture some paladins to try to forget about it.
So, that makes me the only definite 100% pure race AMEN member? Besides you?
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2007-06-07, 06:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-06-07, 06:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Over thattaway
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Vespe grins and edits Magtoks backstory.
Uh yeah Magtok, your dad WAS a computer.
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2007-06-07, 06:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu
Vespe, you're going to remove that edit, or I'm going to toaster-ify you. My mom was not a technophile.
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2007-06-07, 06:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Over thattaway
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Make me a flesh toaster! Go ahead, I want to be one, remember?
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2007-06-07, 07:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-06-07, 07:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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Hmm...okay, you get to be a toaster. But I get to peek at the AMEN RPG before any of the others do, and you have to sign a contract giving me 102% of any cash you get after being toaster-ified. Oh, and you have to leave my backstory and stuff alone.
"I knew it! Vespe is a creepy masochist!"
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2007-06-07, 07:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Over thattaway
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Hmm...you drive a hard bargain Magtok. I do not like people looking at my work...all right, but I won't be a flesh toaster if that's how it's gonna be. You will put my brain into a toaster, and I shall be a toaster robot, ok?
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2007-06-07, 07:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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Fine, but I get the 102% and you have to leave the Magtok page alone.
Before Vespe can agree or disagree, Magtok teleports to the labs and begins working on a toaster, wondering if he should just shove Vespe's brain in an ordinary toaster and melt it, or actually make Vespe a toaster-bot.
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2007-06-07, 07:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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Saurous sighs, and summons a pair of ghasts.
"Sir?"
"I have the desire to bring extreme pain to someone at the moment."
"And what does that have to do with u...oh shi-!"
The ghasts suddenly find themselves torn completely inside out, writhing and screaming in their own decaying organs. Saurous smiles, and then takes a seat on the couch, reading over his spell book.
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2007-06-07, 07:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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Magtok comes back from the labs with a scalpel and a toaster with a orb filled with brain juice inside the machine.
Now Vespe, I'm afraid we don't have any anesthesia. It seemed ridiculous at the time when I was buying my evil and twisted surgeon's supplies, so you should feel a little pain as I remove the top of your head. And by a little, I mean A LOT.
You don't mind, right?
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2007-06-07, 07:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Over thattaway
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Weeeeeeeee! Cut my head open cut my head open!
Sometimes you scare me.
You're the one writing me.
It's hard to explain. Sometimes characters just take their own direction...
I think you're just an artsy idiot.
Whatever.
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2007-06-07, 07:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Suddenly...
"Oh, what now?"
...an army of clowns suddenly drop from the ceiling, attacking anyone around them, but especially Saurous. He jumps up, somehow sticking, screaming something along the lines of "Ohmygodsgetthemthehellawayfromme!"
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2007-06-07, 07:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Magtok cuts Vepes's head open with the scalpel, removes the brain, and holds it up in front of everybody, while activating an anti-clown field.
This is your brain.
He then rolls the brain around in dirt and slime, and then holds it up again.
This is your brain on drugs.
After doing his little joke, Magtok washes the brain off in the kitchen sink, and then puts it in the toaster.
Hmm...I wonder if I got it right this time. The last 9854 test subjects exploded in a shower of brains for some reason.
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2007-06-07, 07:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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Suddenly Kirk, Spock, and an army of redshirts rush in.
Mr. Spock, analysis on the clown creatures.
It's life Jim, but not as we know it.
We come in peace...shoot to kill!
All of them begin firing wildly on the whole room, but mostly on the clowns.
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2007-06-07, 07:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-06-07, 07:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2006
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- Loving the questions
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Moon Called looks around, then rolls her eyes. "Clowns? Saurous, your player is losing whatever touch he once had." She lazily stabs a clown, then bends down to examin his nose. "Huh. What do ya know. Those red noses are real."
"You tied your wings on tightly but they always come undone"
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2007-06-07, 07:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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Magtok calls in some troops, and suddenly robo-spiders teleport to each clown's chest, which they proceed to claw and tear their way out of Alien-style.
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2007-06-07, 07:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Actually, he's manipulating one of my few unrealistic fears."
Saurous kicks a clown across it's face, and then tosses it at a group of the remaining clowns.
"I guess he didn't think that I respond violently to the things I'm afraid of."