AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu

[Lord Magtok]

He's not the only one I've got dirt on, either. I've been exploring the old threads, and they're a booping gold mine of stuff I can use against everybody.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Wait a minute, what is this thing you did Vespe?
It was off-camera, ok?
You can trust me, I'm your player.
No time, must rebuild Magtok's lab.
Vespe sets to work rebuilding Magtok's lab.

[Saurous]

He's not the only one I've got dirt on, either. I've been exploring the old threads, and they're a booping gold mine of stuff I can use against everybody.

"Well then, tell us what you've found."

Saurous crosses his arms, with a slightly indignant look on his face.

[Lord Magtok]

"Well then, tell us what you've found."

Saurous crosses his arms, with a slightly indignant look on his face.

Most of the stuff is garbage, but this one was kinda odd.

Well, that's a good idea, PM. Come on, Maur, why don't you give Uncle Maggie a hug?

*Little Saur walks over and hugs Magtok*

Little Saur? WTF?

[Saurous]

"I wasn't sure about Maur's name yet. Perhaps 'Saur Jr.' would have been better."

[Lord Magtok]

Little Saur...are you sure there isn't anyone named that in The Land Before Time or something?

[Saurous]

Magtok suddenly finds several knives stuck in his forhead, and in any organs he may still have.

"Yes, I'm sure there isn't."

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Well, I'm off to see Pirates of the Caribbean 3.

[Castaras]

Well, I'm off to see Pirates of the Caribbean 3.

You lucky bastard. I don't get to see it yet.

Castaras' player turns Castaras into a pony.

Great. So you decided on that avatar.

Yup.

Yippee.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok dies.

[Saurous]

Saurous kicks Magtok's corpse, removes one of the knives from his forhead, and then uses it to remove the cyborg's robot eye.

[Lord Magtok]

Another Magtok walks out of the clonin' labs, and watches Saur with curiosity.

So what exactly do you need the eye for? Planning on selling it on Ebay or something?

[PirateMonk]

Another Magtok walks out of the clonign labs, and watches Saur with curiosity.

So what exactly do you need the eye for? Planning on selling it on Ebay or something?

"Hm... " PM steals the eye and runs off.

[Saurous]

"Y'know, just scanning it for weaknesses, and then selling it on eBay."

A very small portal appears next to Saurous, and he drops the eye into it.

A portal appears next to PM's hand, and it sucks the eye into it. The portal then closes.

"Annoying bastard."

[Lord Magtok]

Weaknesses? Its just a shiny red lens thingy. All it really does is let me zoom in and out, and see in the dark. Nothing really that special. They barely cost me a thing.

[Saurous]

"Well, I guess I can sell it on eBay later, then."

Saurous sighs, and sits down on the sofa.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok looks around, and sees a lot of those "offline" thingies.

Hmm...things are a little too quiet. I should do something stupid and ludicrous to get this thread moving again. I know! I'll go back in time to when Saur was born, and slap Saur's mother for giving birth to something so ugly!

Magtok jumps through a time portal, and does exactly that.

[Saurous]

Of course, as Magtok does this, he meets Saurous's father, who happens to be an epic-level Monk, and he proceeds to beat the crap out of Magtok.

Oh, and after the beating, Saurous drags Magtok back into the current time.

[Lord Magtok]

Of course, as Magtok does this, he meets Saurous's father, who happens to be an epic-level Monk, and he proceeds to beat the crap out of Magtok.

Oh, and after the beating, Saurous drags Magtok back into the current time.

Magtok falls to the ground, and climbs to his feet, a bloody mess.

Oh fub! He knobbed oub mah teef! And mah eye isn't subbosed tah be dangling like thab!

[Saurous]

Saurous grins.

"I see you met dear old Dad."

[Lord Magtok]

FUBB YOU, nebbophilliack!

[Saurous]

Saurous raises a hand to cast something on Magtok, but instead jumps forward, and lands a punch to Magtok's face.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok reels backwards after the punch connects, and then he downs a few health potions until he is fine again.

Okay I've had enough. Lets just watch a movie or something.

[Saurous]

"Whatever."

Saurous begins to walk off, and then raises a hand. A spectral hand comes out of his hand, and it then punches Magtok across the face.

"Okay, now we can watch a movie."

[Lord Magtok]

Woo...look at all the birdies circling my head...

[Saurous]

Saurous sighs, and the spectral hand lifts Magtok off the floor and tosses him across the room.

"It's just too easy to beat the crap out of Magtok now."

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe puts on all three Pirates movies.
Yes, even At Worlds End.
Vespe downloaded it from teh intarwebs.
What do you expect?
He's evil.

[Rex Idiotarum]

It's only fitting to watch a pirate movie that was pirated from the movies!

Yar-Har!

[Saurous]

A pirate bandana and an eye patch suddenly materialize on Saurous.

"This isn't funny."

"Yes it is."

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok's right arm is suddenly ripped off replaced with a hook, and his left foot is twisted off and becomes a wooden peg.

Oh gods, that hurt! Why the **** couldn't you just handwave the hook and peg into existence without hurting me?

If I did that, it wouldn't be interesting, right?

**** you.