[3.5/PF] GitP Regulars as Plagues/Poisons/Diseases/Positoxins/Ravages/Afflictions

[LoyalPaladin]

Heyo, I give perma-permission to all future GitP Regulars as X threads.

Ink Toxin
Number of Doses: 1 (3 parts)
Type: Contact
Onset: 1d4 rounds
Damage/Result: -1d4 int, -2d4 con if fail, save DC 28 negates
Frequency of Active Ingredient: Common
Cost per Dose: 700 gp

Crafted from the ink sack of a rare magical creature, this poison appears to be normal black transcribing ink with a faint green hue. Commonly used by clever assassins, a letter will be written to the target using this ink where deadly results will follow.

Sounds good. I might make a new thread tomorrow. Try and keep the pace up, you know?

Sounds like a plan!

[VirusInk]

Water? What's that for?

Well, uuuuusually for drinking. Often times people use it for bathing and swimming though.

[Draconium]

Sure! Thank you! I don't really know much about any of this so I'll need some explaining- but I'm sure my bro can help me out with that.

Inked Virus

Those afflicted by this disease are overcome with a desire to express themselves artistically, to the exclusion of all else (even basic tasks needed to survive, such as eating and sleeping).

Stats: Inhaled, Fort DC 17, incubation period 1d4 days, damage 1d6 Wis.

Additionally, every time the afflicted creature takes Wis damage from this disease, they must make a DC 17 Will save or be overcome with a compulsion to draw, sketch, or otherwise atristically express themselves. Until they finish this task, they will refuse to do anything else, even under duress, and they cannot be subject to other Compulsion effects. This is ad Enchanment, Complusion, and Mind-Affecting effect as well as a symptom.

There ya go! I'm sure LP can help you understand anything that's a bit confusing.

[yellowrocket]

I have 2 off name only

Infected ink.

Any tattoo made with the ink causes 1d2 intelligence drain. Restoration removes the tattoo, but leave the body permanently scarred where it was.

Paper eating ink.

Undetectable by magic as its a paper eating disease, the microbes eat the paper it's written on after it dries. Perfect gift for your least favorite wizard.

[VirusInk]

Ink Toxin
Number of Doses: 1 (3 parts)
Type: Contact
Onset: 1d4 rounds
Damage/Result: -1d4 int, -2d4 con if fail, save DC 28 negates
Frequency of Active Ingredient: Common
Cost per Dose: 700 gp

Crafted from the ink sack of a rare magical creature, this poison appears to be normal black transcribing ink with a faint green hue. Commonly used by clever assassins, a letter will be written to the target using this ink where deadly results will follow.


Sounds like a plan!

Inked Virus

Those afflicted by this disease are overcome with a desire to express themselves artistically, to the exclusion of all else (even basic tasks needed to survive, such as eating and sleeping).

Stats: Inhaled, Fort DC 17, incubation period 1d4 days, damage 1d6 Wis.

Additionally, every time the afflicted creature takes Wis damage from this disease, they must make a DC 17 Will save or be overcome with a compulsion to draw, sketch, or otherwise atristically express themselves. Until they finish this task, they will refuse to do anything else, even under duress, and they cannot be subject to other Compulsion effects. This is ad Enchanment, Complusion, and Mind-Affecting effect as well as a symptom.

There ya go! I'm sure LP can help you understand anything that's a bit confusing.

I have 2 off name only

Infected ink.

Any tattoo made with the ink causes 1d2 intelligence drain. Restoration removes the tattoo, but leave the body permanently scarred where it was.

Paper eating ink.

Undetectable by magic as its a paper eating disease, the microbes eat the paper it's written on after it dries. Perfect gift for your least favorite wizard.

Thank you guys! These all look really cool. I'll have LP help explain them to me further later tonight too so I can get the full idea.

[Blackhawk748]

These are for Marlowe

Necrotic Plague

Contraction: Inhaled, Contact
Save: Fort 18
Incubation Period: 1 day
Effect: Special

Necrotic Plague is a strange disease, believed to have been created on accident by a necromancer. The disease is strange in that it doesnt do anything until the infected person dies. How this person dies doesnt matter, only that they do.

Once the infected person dies they rise 1d4 weeks later as a skeleton of the appropriate type, even if their body was destroyed. Once animated they simply stand there, until someone orders them to do something. It doesnt matter if this person has Rebuke or control undead, the person simply must speak the commands and the skeleton will follow them to the best of its ability. There are two exceptions to this.

Any order of "Defend X" will have the skeleton try to prevent any hostile things from getting to the target, it will not attack, though it will try to grapple and then pin anything that attacks the target of the command, choosing to do subdual damage.

Secondly any order of "Attack X" will cause the skeleton to attack whoever issued the command, only stopping if they or their target is destroyed.


Wight's Blessing
Type: Ingested, Injury
Onset: 1d4 rounds (ingested) or Immediate (injury)
Damage: 1 Negative level and Special
Save: DC 20 Fort Save
Cost per Dose: 1000 gp

Created from the ground up bones of a Slaughter Wight mixed with Unholy Water this potent poison is used only be indiscriminate killers. The poison causes the victim to take a Negative Level on a failed save but that is not why this poison is feared. If the victim dies from or while suffering from this negative level they rise as a Slaughter Wight and begin to attack the nearest living things, which will rise as still more Slaughter Wights when slain. Mercifully, after 24 hours the original Slaughter Wight and all others that stem from it fall to dust.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Thank you! I have zero idea what I'm doing as I don't really forum... ever.

Nobody knows what forums are for, one day they just appeared and people started using them. It was and will always be a chaotic mess.

Besides your doing better then me. I tend to just babble incoherently about things, occasionally dropping strange insight into random things. Also, I should probably use blue text a bit more. I seem to confuse people by not using it much. Your brother can tell you about the blue text, probably.

Edit: then again I would just run into the same problem I used to run into where I don't know whether I'm serious or not and want it to be both at the same time. That's why I gave up on blue text.

[Red Fel]

My sister occasionally lurks the GitP regulars threads and she saw one of your above posts. She just sent me a Facebook message that said:

On one hand, I feel as though she's betrayed me. On the other, I feel as though she should stop lurking and finally sign up for GitP.

So, LP, you have a-

... Be careful what you wish for. Hello, Snaughbleauff.

Oh my.

Thank you! I have zero idea what I'm doing as I don't really forum... ever.

Welcome to the GitP Regulars as X, the thread where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Today's contestants are the inexplicably just LoyalPaladin, the justly inexplicable Snowbluff, and IZ, who is currently trying to locate that other kidney. He'll be at it all night. I'm your host Red Fel, and I make the puppets dance.

Water? What's that for?

That's where you put the poison, Snow. Remember?

[NeoPhoenix0]

That's where you put the poison, Snow. Remember?

Water is poison dear Mr Fel. It just needs to be pure enough (as in completely pure water) and it takes a bit of a high dosage, but it will cause blood cells to burst unless they get some salt to suck the water out of the cells and into the surrounding stream.

[Red Fel]

Water is poison dear Mr Fel. It just needs to be pure enough and it takes a bit of a high dosage, but it will cause blood cells to burst unless they get some salt to suck the water out of the cells and into the surrounding stream.

As much as I like slow-acting, insidious poisons, Neo, I don't like them to be that slow-acting.

While we're young, toxins, while we're young. Some of us have places to be.

[Snowbluff]

Whaaaat?

Well, uuuuusually for drinking. Often times people use it for bathing and swimming though.

Drinking, I don't...

That's where you put the poison, Snow. Remember?

OOOOOH! That lightweight disassociation solvent! I knew it was good for something!

[Illven]

Meanwhile I still don't have a plague/poison etc.

I even did one, isn't that supposed to be the secret.

[NeoPhoenix0]

As much as I like slow-acting, insidious poisons, Neo, I don't like them to be that slow-acting.

While we're young, toxins, while we're young. Some of us have places to be.

It's not thaaaat slow acting. The bad part is you can't let them eat much. And sodium is a big no-no. I suppose it is longer than drowning since you can't let them suffocate from stomach expansion. They need to suffocate from lack of red blood cells.

[Snowbluff]

Meanwhile I still don't have a plague/poison etc.

I even did one, isn't that supposed to be the secret.

Honestly, I don't know you very well... let me see what I can do...

[Marlowe]

Spoiler: MARLOWE NOT GET REFERENCES

Show

[khadgar567]

looks like my time its finally come( by the way virusink if I write some ting with size 4 that means treat is on its last lap)
welcome to gitp regulars as shenanigans I believe mark II

[illyahr]

Hi, VirusInk! Dont worry about trying to figure things out. Red Fel is the only one who knows whats going on and his motives are suspect.

[Red Fel]

Hi, VirusInk! Dont worry about trying to figure things out. Red Fel is the only one who knows whats going on and his motives are suspect.

Suspect? There's nothing suspect about my motives. I am, if nothing else, entirely transparent. I want to rule you all with an iron fist and crush my enemies with absolute force and terror.

What's suspect about that?

[Snowbluff]

New thread on special materials is up, btw.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Suspect? There's nothing suspect about my motives. I am, if nothing else, entirely transparent. I want to rule you all with an iron fist and crush my enemies with absolute force and terror.

What's suspect about that?

If anyone is going to crush me it is going to be myself, and it will either be spectacular or decidedly underwhelming.

[Snowbluff]

If anyone is going to crush me it is going to be myself, and it will either be spectacular or decidedly underwhelming.

You don't want me to crush you?

[khadgar567]

If anyone is going to crush me it is going to be myself, and it will either be spectacular or decidedly underwhelming.

You don't want me to crush you?

after you crush each other I probably come with priest to fulfill the last rites and salvage the unneeded stuff from both your bases and maybe renovate the buildings and snow don't worry required items will be send to church with personal delivery by me or one of my personal followers

[LoyalPaladin]

For our favorite Socratov:

Virulent Absinthe
Number of Doses: 6 (9 parts)
Type: Ingested
Onset: 1d4 minutes
Damage/Result: Unconscious, -2d4 wi, save DC 26 negates
Frequency of Active Ingredient: Common
Cost per Dose: 900 gp

Nearly identical to it's consumable counterpart, Virulent Absinthe diverts from pleasure to business when you add fire mephit blood to the mixture during the brewing process.

[VirusInk]

Welcome to the GitP Regulars as X, the thread where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Today's contestants are the inexplicably just LoyalPaladin, the justly inexplicable Snowbluff, and IZ, who is currently trying to locate that other kidney. He'll be at it all night. I'm your host Red Fel, and I make the puppets dance.

So you're telling me GitP is just a big crazy game show?

Hi, VirusInk! Dont worry about trying to figure things out. Red Fel is the only one who knows whats going on and his motives are suspect.

Ah, I could see that. Well thanks for the welcome!

[Snowbluff]

So you're telling me GitP is just a big crazy game show?

I guess you could say that.

Red Fel is a harmless kitten, though.

[yellowrocket]

So you're telling me GitP is just a big crazy game show?

Only is more along the lines of who's line is it anyways rather than jeopardy.

[VirusInk]

I guess you could say that.

Red Fel is a harmless kitten, though.

Oh?

Only is more along the lines of who's line is it anyways rather than jeopardy.

Haha, well in that case I should just sit back and watch!

[Red Fel]

So you're telling me GitP is just a big crazy game show?

Hey, hey! Be nice.

We're not that big.

Red Fel is a harmless kitten, though.

Snowbluff, not in front of the malcontent!

[LoyalPaladin]

Snowbluff, not in front of the malcontent!

Celestia Daily
Red Fel secretly Snowbluff's cat?
A rare photo was recently snapped of dastardly duo spending quality time together!


Keep reading to find out how illyahr manages to keep his youthful complexion...

[Red Fel]

Celestia Daily
Red Fel secretly Snowbluff's cat?
A rare photo was recently snapped of dastardly duo spending quality time together!


Keep reading to find out how illyahr manages to keep his youthful complexion...

LP, really? Resorting to skin pics to get your readership up? How loathsome. You could wait until a person is properly attired.

I mean, just look at Snowbluff's head in that picture. Positively indecent.