Confessions

[Bartmanhomer]

In this thread you can post biggest, darkest secrets. Well it doesn't have to be that dark. It could be the most funniest secrets you ever post in this thread. Ok I'll start: I've never pass gas in my whole entire life. (:

[AvatarVecna]

I think the live-action "Cat In The Hat" movie is a hilarious train wreck of a movie, and I legitimately enjoy watching it.

[Insane Trystane]

I am now a fan of Taylor Swift, after fighting bravely against liking her music for years.

Also I accidentally fell in love with a friend of mine who lives very far away and is staggeringly incompatible with me. So there's that.

[Evandar]

I am now a fan of Taylor Swift, after fighting bravely against liking her music for years.

Also I accidentally fell in love with a friend of mine who lives very far away and is staggeringly incompatible with me. So there's that.

I am still secretly in love with all of Taylor Swift's early music.

[Starwulf]

In this thread you can post biggest, darkest secrets. Well it doesn't have to be that dark. It could be the most funniest secrets you ever post in this thread. Ok I'll start: I've never pass gas in my whole entire life. (:

Your statement got curious, so I hit up google. It is not possible to never fart. However, you may be a person with a very relaxed sphincter, in which case you will "leak" gas throughout the day and never have farts that make noise. But to never fart is an impossibility in humans.

[kingzerno]

I once killed a hobo

[goto124]

Murderhobo.

Sorry.

[MrZJunior]

Your statement got curious, so I hit up google. It is not possible to never fart. However, you may be a person with a very relaxed sphincter, in which case you will "leak" gas throughout the day and never have farts that make noise. But to never fart is an impossibility in humans.

You're assuming he's human.

[Haruki-kun]

I read OOTS all the way into the forest of bandits arc before I figured out what the comic was referencing. I was a member of this forum for about five years before I actually played a Tabletop RPG.

[AvatarVecna]

I read OOTS all the way into the forest of bandits arc before I figured out what the comic was referencing. I was a member of this forum for about five years before I actually played a Tabletop RPG.

That's doubly impressive when you remember that a significant number of the jokes in that period of the comic were meta-jokes about the game system, especially in the really early comics.

[Bobbybobby99]

I never burp. I just loudly have high pitched hiccups. It's simultaneously less, and more embarrassing.

[TheThan]

I am batman! I am the Knight!

*swooshes cape and disappears into the night*

[8BitNinja]

I love all of you beautiful people

[Kid Jake]

I am in no way exaggerating when I say that as a teenager, I once stole Christmas.

[Haruki-kun]

That's doubly impressive when you remember that a significant number of the jokes in that period of the comic were meta-jokes about the game system, especially in the really early comics.

It is in retrospect. After I started playing Pathfinder I went back and read the comics again and got a lot more of the jokes.

The first time I wasn't familiar with the rules of D&D, but I had played a lot of RPG Videogames, so I kinda-sorta understood a character's stats and so on. And a lot of the jokes are also about Fantasy tropes, so it was still very enjoyable.

[Mister Loorg]

Sometimes I enter through the exit door at Walmart.


I'm so sorry.

[blunk]

I destroy lives.

[Mx.Silver]

I killed the dinosaurs.

[Mister Loorg]

I don't dry my hands when the only option is an air-dryer.

[McStabbington]

For show and tell one week when I was five years old, I caught a wild duck with my father's duck caller and my bare hands and showed it to the class.

I live in perpetual doubt that I will ever surpass this feat of prowess.

[Starwulf]

I never burp. I just loudly have high pitched hiccups. It's simultaneously less, and more embarrassing.

Me and my wife do the same thing. It's something that we got from our families, my dad does it all the time, and her aunts are infamous for doing it. It can be quite hilarious at times, and as you said, downright embarrassing at others.



So, confession for me...when I was 8 years old, I caught a bird that was roosting underneath a picnic table, and threw it in the river.

Thankfully the camp counselors saw me do it, and made me wade in and get it back out.

[Rain Dragon]

I hate my job.

No wait... That's the opposite of a secret.
Umm...
I'm bad at this...

[kingzerno]

I once broke the hydraulic lift on my chair. Then swapped it for my bosses before she got in. There were no chairs left, so she spent most of the day with her desk at chest height...

[FinnLassie]

When I rage, I usually take my anger out on bread.

[unglitteringold]

I'm good at my job, and I get my work done waaaaay before my 8 hours is up.
How do I spend my remaining time? Reading webcomics and working on my homebrew game system.

#sorrynotsorry

[kingzerno]

I'm good at my job, and I get my work done waaaaay before my 8 hours is up.
How do I spend my remaining time? Reading webcomics and working on my homebrew game system.

#sorrynotsorry

I too enjoy this problem. It's 11am. I have one email and one phone call left for the day...then I'm done...

[Bobbybobby99]

When I rage, I usually take my anger out on bread.

I rip tissues to shreds .

[goto124]

When I rage, I usually take my anger out on bread.

I recommend celery. Crunchier, less calories, and more vitamins!

[obryn]

I have a deep and abiding love for gas station hot dogs.

[8BitNinja]

I always wished I could meet you guys in person

Except for you Phil, you know who you are