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2016-03-16, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* May never again play a bard who casts sanctuary every combat and sings a narrative song of what is happening around him.
* May never again play a half orc barbarian who carries a barstool and asks every npc too read it too him.
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2016-03-16, 05:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2016
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*Cannot thunderstone the parties rogue everytime he attempts too steal something( even if my paladdin thinks its totally justifiable). apparently its a d*** move.
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2016-03-16, 09:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*I may no longer, nor never, make a World of Darkness character based on, inspired by, or from Welcome to Night Vale.
Awesome avatar by linklele
"The Barrier World" Google Doc
A post-post apocalyptic steampunk magitech Pathfinder setting.Spoiler
Awesome avatar by Akrim.elf and Ceika
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2016-03-16, 11:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
**I cannot make a campaign based, or inspire or even vaguely related to Welcome to Night Vale.
***Can not also reveal it to be an SCP campaign
****The Wanderer's Library isn't also L Space and the Library of Babel
*****The supernatural things in the world are not explained by Magical Realism
******Even if that's more realistic and sustainable then the Masquerade.
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2016-03-17, 12:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
If at any point in time it would be most accurate to measure my melee range in astronomical units, I stop counting as human-sized unless I've got a very good explanation.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2016-03-17, 01:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* The BBEG is to never again be a redeemable CG Bard
** Especially if have a colorful band of individualistic followers loyal to him due to his incredibly high charisma
*** Extra double especially if there is one traitor amongst them that is a NE only out for their own gain but lies to seem like she is selfless
**** The BBEG is especially not a bard with a pink mohawk and a famous celebrity
***** and his final form is not disco clothes and a rainbow mohawk while the moon is turned into a disco ball
****** his followers cannot be any of the following: the worst singer in the world, a soda connoisseur, a violinist with a incredibly long name who insists upon always be referred to it in full, a rock'n'roll barbarian, a crazy drug dealer, a priest who worships every single religion that ever exists, explosive graffiti artists, a break-dance martial artist, two lesbian skater chicks, a psychopathic yandere fan girl of the BBEG that he himself fears
******* seriously was I on drugs when I made this arc?
******** The only drug I am on is IMAGINATION!
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2016-03-17, 01:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2013
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- Indianapolis Indiana
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
It was a good arc!
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2016-03-17, 07:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
** What part of Big Bad Evil Guy do you not understand?
*** The Evil part, of course!
******* Cannot claim they are the pinnacle of Explosive Runes.
* The cupid I'm designing cannot shoot arrows that deal actual damage, and rely on direct-to-the-heart pain to somehow trick unfortunate receivers into thinking they've fallen in love.
** Cupid arrows cannot rely on video game health (points) just to avoid killing receivers.
*** This is not how you subvert One True Love.
**** This is also not how you deal with being at the bottom of the previous page.
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2016-03-17, 11:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*This does not happen everytime my cleric casts a spell.
** Not even if he's a cleric of Thor.
***Still no if he's also dwarven.
*I am not to try and make an excuse for why i'm stealing a mace in a danganronpa based setting.
**I do not need the mace to smash my potato chips into a smoothie.
***Especially if I begin loudly smashing the chips at 4AM and wake the other 6 who were still asleep.
****I do not know the exact height, blood-type, body sizes, age, and occupation of someone by licking the blood off of their footprint.
*****Especially if it's someone else's blood.I don't think I need the padding anymore, posts seem generally longer now.
Yolo. The uneducated brother of Carpe Diem.
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2016-03-17, 02:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* I am no longer allowed to lose an argument against my reflection.
** Even if he has a good argument, Timing is not 9/10th the law. That's Possession.
*** No, being possessed by the Mesopotamian deity Tiamat doesn't count.
**** My reflection is no longer allowed to make shipping suggestions for my character.
***** At no point do I succeed in throwing my reflection out of the kitchen, even if I nat-20 the grapple check.
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2016-03-18, 04:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
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2016-03-18, 05:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
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2016-03-18, 02:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2014
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- Los Angeles
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*May no longer run shirtless to the action, because i just woke up
**May no longer upon seeing a child severely injured tie him to my dragon and send it to his parents
***then carry his dog back on foot
****while still shirtless and now covered in child & dog blood
*****then run off to chase their attackers
***** *God D*** IT put a shirt onThe first rule of gaming, before you have even chosen the game is and always should be
HAVE FUN
(FUN being defined as it is in dwarf fortress)
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2016-03-18, 03:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* When playing a low Dexterity character cannot attempt to charge across the table and the leap and break the door.
** When the engineer comes along and lifts the false door away from the wall cannot charge back across the table to try and break the other door.
*** Cannot come to the conclusion 'why take a hammer and overconfidence if you're not going to hammer the thermite-covered door?'
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2016-03-18, 07:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
From a game basd on Soul Eater
*If at any point in time my character can answer the question "what happens if a Demon Weapon eats 100 evil witch souls" with "me," he's retired.
**Assuming it does anything.
***If anything, it would just make him a Death Scythe.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2016-03-18, 08:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2015
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- Canada
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*May no longer kill the CR 17 BBEG at level 4, solo. (this actually happened.)
*May no longer play gnomes with illusions spells.
**This now also extends to evocation spells.
***Any spellcasting gnome is vetoed.
*Not allowed to fluff the bards vicious mockery as describing all the horrible tortures he is going to do to his enemy.
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2016-03-18, 08:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
Warforged don't exist in the setting used, so:
* My Oath of Devotion Paladin cannot be a 35 year of prematurely graying veteran of several wars.
** Despite all this he cannot have the personality of a knight in shining armour.
*** He did not disown his own family to join the army and fight in defence of his country.
**** Cannot have a character description that details the gauntlet on his shield and the polished shine of his armour.
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2016-03-19, 03:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
** Must not assume you were shirtless OOCly.
*** May not ask how your groupmates would react if you attended game sessions shirtless.
*** Cannot ask if you meant "parents and siblings" or "spouse† and children".
† I somehow considered the possibility of this character having a husband.Last edited by goto124; 2016-03-19 at 03:21 AM.
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2016-03-19, 05:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
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2016-03-19, 07:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* I may not spam shield other on the entire party so they can survive certain doom at my expense.
** "I can only do it once" has not been a valid justification for this kind of tactic ever since Bugs Bunny overdid it.Last edited by ericgrau; 2016-03-19 at 07:57 AM.
So you never have to interrupt a game to look up a rule again:
My 3.5e Rules Cheat Sheets: Normal, With Consolidated Skill System
TOGC's 3.5e Spell/etc Cards: rpgnow / drivethru rpg
Utilities: Magic Item Shop Generator (Req. MS Excel), Balanced Low Magic Item System
Printable Cardstock Dungeon Tiles and other terrain stuff (100 MB)
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2016-03-19, 03:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* The army is assumed to carry more weaponry than just spears, arquebuses, and daggers.
** Because the PCs would like to beat a group of soldiers at some point.
*** Cannot respond to this by having a group of Royal Halberdiers come to the city.
**** What part of 'king's elite Halberd users' does not imply 'able to beat a PC one on one'?
***** The PC mage should not be taken out of the fight by a few spells from an Inquisitor.
****** When planning Anima: Beyond Fantasy sessions I must remember that my groups don't optimise.
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2016-03-20, 04:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2016
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- Pennsylvania
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*My halfling at no point should become the arm wrestling champion of the world.......
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2016-03-20, 04:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* No matter what the rules say, I cannot combine Ki Attacks and arquebus fire.
** Especially if all my Ki Attacks only increase my weapon's accuracy and damage.
*** There are no secret schools of Technicians who religiously train with firearms.
**** If they did they'd use pistols!
* Cannot point out the logistical problems with dual-wielding matchlock pistols.
* If my solution to every problem is to engage at maximum range the GM will confiscate my arquebus.
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2016-03-20, 10:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
Freeform game set in the Exalted setting using a combination of 2E and 3E fluff.
*As a lunar, I can learn all of the natural abilities of my animal form and all of the magic tricks a Solar could teach them if I train the form hard enough. I can not, however, train my raptor form so that it might breath underwater.
**While I may,. if I so cheese, become a chimera, I can not just graft the traits of literally every creature/monster/muant I eat onto my Totemic form just so I don't have to train up more than one form.
***At no point can I be more of an eldritch Abomination than the Raksha Noble going on 2E fluff.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2016-03-20, 10:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2016
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- Right Behind You
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* every wall does not contain a " hidden doorway yearning to break free of it's cruel brick and mortar shackles"
** it i choose to believe that this is the case it makes me a vandal not a freedom fighter
***I may not play a barbarian who is addicted to powdered drink mixes
****I am not the kool aid man and may not enter buildings in this fashion.
* I do not get xp for killing the moment
** nor for killing the joke
*Before attempting to pick a lock I should check to see if the door is actually locked
**and that there is a door there
***no a door does not magically appear and open just because I rolled a nat twenty trying to lockpick the solid brick wall
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2016-03-21, 10:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
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2016-03-21, 11:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* May not begin any sentences with 'Now that the tarantula is going 92 miles per hour...'
** Nor 'Well, if I turn into a land orca...'
*** Cannot turn into a magical liopleurodon to mess with some unicorns
**** My Druid is banned from using Boots of Striding and Springing.
* Not allowed to turn bear-sized 92 mile per hour tarantulas into the world's first overnight shipping company.
** Even if I plan to make a killing on muffing delivery.
*** Especially then.
**** No longer allowed to host spider bake sales
***** The DM has not played Undertale; Muffet references are lost on him.
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2016-03-22, 12:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
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2016-03-22, 01:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2015
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- Resting upon my hoard
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
********I should not invert this situation - as in, be the DM when I know non of my fellow players know squat about Undertale, then riddle the world with references.
*********Especially if I know the PC's are going to murderhobo their way through the world, allowing me to effectively recreate a Genocide route.
**********Making the first actual threat they face be a spear-wielding Paladin (of Freedom) fish-woman with Battle Against a True Hero as her theme song is not a homage, it's just ripping off the game.
***********If the final boss is an uber-powered (and cheating) skeleton, he should not have any levels of Paladin himself.
************I cannot do this just to describe his Aura of Good as the party "feeling their sins crawling on their back," no matter how awesome it would be.
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2016-03-22, 01:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* Halfway through the session is not the best time to reveal that my Cleric hasn't memorised Cure Wounds.
** Especially when the party asked for a healer.
*** Cannot ask how I'll cast buffs if all my slots are used for Cure Wounds.
**** May not cast Ray of Enfeeblement on the Barbarian for stealing my sandwich.