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2016-05-06, 02:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- The Pacific Northwest
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*As DM, I should go over all the characters and their sheets before allowing them.
**If I fail to do this, it is my fault for having a party that consists of a Half-Minotaur Antipaladin, Drow Sorceress, Giant-blooded Vishkanya Rogue, and an Android Gunslinger.
***It is similarly my fault for running with no Alignments and basing morality on shades of grey rather than the usual Law/Chaos and Good/Evil axes, when they effectively run as The A-Team, only not nearly as effective yet surprisingly less destructive.Elxir Breauer, at your service...
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2016-05-06, 03:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
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2016-05-06, 04:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
***** There is no such thing as Penguin Valhalla.
****** If there were, it would not reside underneath Australia.
******* One does not ride the deep sea current to penguin Valhalla through the Coral Gates by hiding under a penguin ice casket.
******** Not to be surprised when Penguin Valhalla is full of dinosaurs. What, you thought only modern penguins got in?
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2016-05-06, 05:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2010
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- Its Complicated
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*The Penguin Mafia do not get into Penguin Valhalla
** I do not need my death to be witnessed to get into Penguin Valhalla
*** I do not get to ride the ice floes shiny and chrome in Penguin Valhalla
****That’s it my supply of silver spray paint is being revoked along with my right to play awakened animals or anything that can turn into an animal.Last edited by Recherché; 2016-05-06 at 05:05 PM.
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2016-05-06, 05:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* May not base the pregenerated characters on the 9 classes from the Ultimate series (4+).
** The Shepherd should not have a decent melee weapoms skill and high Physique.
* Cannot require every spell to have material components as the default system has no limiting factor.
** Cannot ask the mage's player to record which components are in their component pouches and which are in their backpack.
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2016-05-06, 05:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
Last edited by DigoDragon; 2016-05-06 at 05:49 PM.
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2016-05-06, 06:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
If you trust this article, they're shy of co-existing by about 3 million years.
For all of your completely and utterly honest needs. Zaydos made, Tiefling approved.
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2016-05-06, 08:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2016
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- Akron, Ohio
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
Last edited by SirBellias; 2016-05-06 at 08:59 PM. Reason: Missed three pages...
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2016-05-07, 08:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*In an ancient tome of necromancy, the first chapter is not "Concerning ye ſubjecte of ye ſhovel, and ye ſelection of a ſuitable type and ye propre uſajes yereof."
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2016-05-08, 12:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2015
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*May not forget to use the contact that would help smuggle us into the city despite the lockdown, and do it our way instead.
**Especially if 'our way' involves a Telepath forcibly implanting non-suspicious images for the party in the brains of the city watch.
***Particularly if that results in an awkward series of circumstances which ends with the spontaneous creation of a seven story tall statue of the empire's most-wanted goblin alchemist in the middle of the city.
****and a showdown on a suspesion bridge which nearly incites a riot amongst the oppressed population.
*****and ends with everyone being arrested anyway.
******and our macguffins confiscated.
*******especially since all of this could have been avoided if the DM didn't mention the contact at three in the morning during the last session.
********I will take notes when the DM tells me things in private.
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2016-05-08, 02:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* No longer allowed to recruit giant spiders for our adventuring party.
** No, seriously, it makes all the NPCs freak out.
*** Not allowed to dress up giant spiders in silly hats and cloaks.
**** Even if it shifts the default NPC reaction from 'panic' to 'what.'
***** This spider should not be the stealthiest thing on 4+ legs when wearing the Silly Hat and Cloak.
****** Cannot headcanon this as NPCs refusing to believe such a thing exists.
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2016-05-08, 02:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* My wizard cannot specialise in 'the school of Hard Knocks'.
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2016-05-08, 03:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
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2016-05-09, 01:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
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2016-05-09, 10:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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2016-05-09, 12:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2016
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- Within 2 range increments
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* Am not allowed to critically hit plot-important characters.
* Am not allowed to use Chekhov's Gun on everything the DM says.
** Especially if this involves inanimate items of furniture.
* Am not allowed to use trolls' regenerative ability as an infinite food source.
** Am not allowed to use troll's regenerative ability to pass off as an infinite food source to someone who we told we'd get lunch for.
*** Not even if they are half-fiends.
**** Especially if they are half-fiends.
* Am not allowed to make a diplomacy or bluff check without stating what is being said.
** Am not allowed to point out the derivativeness of multiple stalemates in dwarven politics.
*** Am not allowed to zombify a dwarf voting against my wishes.
**** Am not allowed to "accidentally" zombify a dwarf voting against my wishes.
***** Am not allowed to "accidentally" leave a zombifying sword in the vicinity of a dwarf voting against my wishes.
****** Am not allowed to "accidentally" leave a random magical artifact for no particular reason in the vicinity of a dwarf voting against my wishes.
******* Am not allowed to interfere in any way in dwarven politics.
******** In any way.
* Am not allowed to point out the pointlessness of having a town on the coast of a river without a port.Spoiler: things in which I used to be involved before i was claimed by the great pestilence of examsThe One Sane Drow (Vergil: Drow Sorcerer 5, CN)
The Uprise (IC/OOC) (Ker'anson: Drow Arcane Spellcaster 4, NE)
Running Total Of Things I've Critically Hit That Jormengand Didn't Want Me To Critically Hit: 3
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2016-05-09, 02:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2014
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2016-05-09, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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2016-05-09, 03:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* May not accelerate to relativistic speeds just to have a better chance of dodging attacks.
** Especially without a spaceship.
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2016-05-11, 07:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2015
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- Belfast, N.I.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
I may not yell “SACRED FLAAAAAAME!!!!!” and set off a party popper upon casting the cantrip
*Especially if I cause the GM to spray his drink
**I may not purchase an industrial size bag of said party poppers
***I may not use sacred flame at every single opportunity, just so I can make a bang
****Especially when I'm far more effective with my warhammer
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2016-05-11, 12:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- Gridania, Eorzea
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2016-05-11, 01:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
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2016-05-11, 02:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- Gridania, Eorzea
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2016-05-12, 05:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
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- Red Dragon Territory
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* If the LARP I am playing in has summoning spells, I will use them sensibly.
** Summon Lesser Servitor is not for getting things off high shelves.
*** Summon Lesser Servitor is not for lacing my boots up if I put my corset on first.
**** Summon Lesser Servitor is not for practicing my make-up skills.
***** Cannot summon the entire monster crew as Lesser Servitors so that there is nobody left to attack us, regardless of how many spell points I have.
****** No longer allowed to play a Cleric.
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2016-05-12, 06:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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2016-05-12, 05:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
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2016-05-12, 05:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* May not start off the Apocalypse by botching an engineering roll.
* May not bring up Saint Brenda the Blender.
** We totally stole her, even if ahe had been demon-infested.
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2016-05-13, 12:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
I know I mentioned my dice hoard on here before, maybe in the previous thread, but as I keep gettig called out on it at the table, might as well mention it again.
*May not bring more dice than could fit on the battlemat in a pile.
**May not bring more dice bags than can fit behind the DM screen.
***May not bring seven full dice bags (one for each type of die in a standard set).
****I am limited to one dice bag.
*****Even if I add a drawstring, pillowcases are not dice bags.
******I am limited to one Crown Royal bag.
*******That means the size that comes with a fifth (750 ml), not the kind that comes with a handle (1.75L).
********Even if it's for d6es for Shadowrun.
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2016-05-13, 03:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
... okay, calling nonsense on that last one; it's one of the foundational laws of Shadowrun. You will never have enough D6s. At least as long as you can still find the table and/or the shortest player.
Vaguely on topic:
* May no longer apply the 70 Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries to a campaign. Doing it either works too well or else it just kind of depresses the GM.
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2016-05-13, 05:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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