D&D Demotivators X: X Never marks the spot

[GuesssWho]

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Why does it have a Raggedy Anne doll in it?

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Oww, my brain!

[Doorhandle]

Why does it have a Raggedy Anne doll in it?

Well it''s because:

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The devil's in the Dorohedoro universe were once human, and any mage powerful enough to be accepted as a devil basically gets fused into a powerful devil body. That "raggedy-ann" was the mage's original body before ascending to devil-hood, and becomes the core of the new body.

It gets odder, because the core can get out of the main body and walk around for short periods: as demonstrated by that very devil...who was the former wife of the doctor in that picture.
you even see another characters have devilhood stripped from him by literally tearing the devil-body away from the human core, leaving him damn near death.

TL:DR It's because Dorohedoro is a weird manga and it's all the better for it.

[Bohandas]

Not really a demotivational but still a great D&D related poster

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[Arutema]

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[Andezzar]

How is Jane the psychic?

[TheTeaMustFlow]

How is Jane the psychic?

I was thinking that. And hey, they've got a cleric, and... a couple of experts and an aristocrat?

[Michael7123]

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It's funny that you mention this- I'm in an iron gods campaign where the party has two gunslingers, a Psychic, a vigilante, and an alchemist.

[thorr-kan]

Not really a demotivational but still a great D&D related poster

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Is this one blank for anyone else?

[Deepbluediver]

Is this one blank for anyone else?

No- I thought it was hilarious. Maybe try opening it in a new tab or downloading it or something and see if that helps.

[A Tad Insane]

You there.

Yes you

You're a good person, you deserve some taste

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Yes, these are EXACTLY the demotivators you deserve

[GreatKaiserNui]

Tax time!

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[alanek2002]

One more for the thread.

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[Inevitability]

Tax day!

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[Unoriginal]

A thing from early 5e's discussions

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[Bohandas]

Another of those cartoons, although this one's from a less famous adventure

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https://dnd.wizards.com/articles/fea...through-poster

[Deepbluediver]

Another of those cartoons, although this one's from a less famous adventure

I didn't realize they were based on actual modules- which ones, precisely?

[Bohandas]

I didn't realize they were based on actual modules- which ones, precisely?

The first one's the first act of Temple of Elemental Evil. The second one's apparently Vault of the Drow

[Bohandas]

Tax day!

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This kind of reminds me of the scene in Ghpstbusters where Ray tries to arrest Gozer

[Voidhawk]

Another of those cartoons, although this one's from a less famous adventure

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https://dnd.wizards.com/articles/fea...through-poster

Oh man, I love these posters. I've been saving every one I come across. Where did you find this one?

Best bit on that one has to be:

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20. Thief tries to climb temple walls, activating 20 guardian gargoyles.
21. Thief tries to sneak in temple windows, activating 68 guardian shadows.
22. Party goes in through the front door.

[Deepbluediver]

Oh man, I love these posters. I've been saving every one I come across.

How many have you found so far? Whose the artist?

[Arbane]

How many have you found so far? Whose the artist?

There's quite a few, mostly of classic AD&D modules. I've seen them for Tomb of Horrors, Steading of the Frost Giant Chief, Castle Ravenloft, Expedition to the Barrier Peaks, and even The God that Crawls (which is an adventure for Lamentations of the Flame Princess). I think they're all on the Wizards.com site, though I don't know where specifically.

[Bohandas]

Oh man, I love these posters. I've been saving every one I come across. Where did you find this one?

There's a link at the bottom of the spoiler

There's quite a few, mostly of classic AD&D modules. I've seen them for Tomb of Horrors, Steading of the Frost Giant Chief, Castle Ravenloft, Expedition to the Barrier Peaks, and even The God that Crawls (which is an adventure for Lamentations of the Flame Princess). I think they're all on the Wizards.com site, though I don't know where specifically.

I haven't seen any of those, can you post/link them?

[Deepbluediver]

I haven't seen any of those, can you post/link them?

I found the artists name and that plus "D&D" on a quick google search turns up quite a few.

I'm still looking through them all.

[Voidhawk]

There's a link at the bottom of the spoiler

I haven't seen any of those, can you post/link them?

That link doesn't work for me. Firefox declares it "unsecure" and refuses to display anything.

As for how many exist I don't know, but I have:
A1: The Slave Pits of the Undercity
D3: Vault of the Drow (from you, just now)
G1: Steading of the Hill Giant Chief (Part 1)
G1: Steading of the Hill Giant Chief (Part 2)
G2: Glacial Rift of the Frost Giant Jarl
I6: Castle Ravenloft
S1: Tomb of Horrors
S2: Whiteplume Mountain
S3: Expedition to the Barrier Peaks
S4: The Lost Caverns of Tsojcath
T1: The Town of Hommlet
X1: The Isle of Dread
and The God That Crawls, which is set in some low-magic more historically medieval setting than classic D&D.

Some of them have surviving recurring characters that go from module to module (such as the fighter/magic user in Barrier Peaks who returns in Ravenloft), but I can't quite figure out the order.
I'll upload them to Imgur and post them all here a little later.

EDIT: Finally found the artist's page! http://mockman.com/
Along with two more un-numbered adventures:
The Curse of Strahd
Out of the Abyss

[Inevitability]

Alignment tax!

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[Ninja_Prawn]

An example of why we don't allow real-world physics into D&D games...

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[Draconium]

Okay, got a few new demotivators for y'all.

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[Blackhawk748]

Heres a 40k one i whipped up cuz im on a magical girl kick for some reason

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[alanek2002]

In the far future.... the thread is awakened.

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[cesius]

Did someone say necromancy?

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