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2016-04-17, 06:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
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2016-04-17, 06:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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#619: Rulk 'Stache - Allows the holder to grow or remove a moustache as an at-will power.
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2016-04-17, 07:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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620) Hulk 'Stache: Hulk Hogan's very own mustache
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I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
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2016-04-18, 10:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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#621: Scroll of Skull Sidekick: Draws a skeleton to you as a cohort. Unfortunately, rather than being actually mindless, it is simply dim enough that it misunderstands every order you give it, typically in a comedic manner.
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2016-04-18, 10:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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622) Belt of Belch: Wearing the belt makes you burp every 5 minutes. 50% chance to vomit
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
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2016-04-18, 03:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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2016-04-18, 03:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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To be fair, I also plan to at one point make a character called Senpai. I'm not certain if it would be better to dump perception or put it really high though.
And yeah, I know it's useful, the idea there was that it's use is so silly that it's a wonder anyone bothered to make it.
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2016-04-18, 04:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
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2016-04-18, 09:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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2016-04-18, 10:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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624) Scroll of Michael Bay: When read, random explosions will happen within a 500 yard radius. Explosions act as if they are the Pyrotechnics spell
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2016-04-18, 10:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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I would really like to see a game made by Obryn, Kurald Galain, and Knaight from these forums.
I'm not joking one bit. I would buy the hell out of that. -- ChubbyRain
Current Design Project: Legacy, a game of masters and apprentices for two players and a GM.
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2016-04-18, 11:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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2016-04-18, 11:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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I would really like to see a game made by Obryn, Kurald Galain, and Knaight from these forums.
I'm not joking one bit. I would buy the hell out of that. -- ChubbyRain
Current Design Project: Legacy, a game of masters and apprentices for two players and a GM.
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2016-04-19, 12:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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625.) The Colon of Vecna: casts Stinking Cloud 3/day
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2016-04-19, 04:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-04-19, 04:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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265. Bread of Vecna: to use this, you must cut the end of your loaf of bread off and attach this. It allows you to instantly identify any mold growing on the bread.
Best before 12/12/1044.
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2016-04-19, 10:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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#627: Ring of Anger Detection: Merges into skin when donned. Will give an annoying "ping" repeatedly if it detects annoyance, anger or irritation in the user until removed with a Remove Curse spell.
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2016-04-19, 10:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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627 is a great example of positive feedback
"What are you talking about, there's nothing positive about this!"
"PING! PING!"
"Well I'm positive I'm very angry now!"
"PING! PING! PING! PING!"Last edited by goto124; 2016-04-19 at 10:22 AM.
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2016-04-19, 11:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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628) Shotgun of Shot Guns: A shotgun that can only do damage to guns. Can use 12 gauge shells
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2016-04-19, 12:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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#629) Bed of Reasonable Comfort. Functions as normal bed, except that getting out of it requires a fairly difficult will save which, if failed, cannot be attempted again for half an hour. (Also includes a minor charm to make the user unaware that the bed itself is the cause of the problem, leading them to blame themselves)
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2016-04-19, 01:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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630) Scroll of Unseen Adversary: Once read, it will summon an unseen "servant" that will proceed to beat the living crap out of you
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
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2016-04-19, 01:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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631. Ring of Protection: protects the user against pregnancy. No, you are not supposed to wear it on that.
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2016-04-19, 02:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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632) Eyeglasses of Rule 34: DON'T PUT THESE ON
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
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2016-04-19, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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2016-04-19, 05:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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2016-04-19, 07:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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636) Scroll of Summon Friendly Paladin: Summons 8BitNinja, usefulness depends on your alignment, intentions, and whether you think I would be a fun person to have in your party
Usually, all three don't alignI'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
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2016-04-20, 08:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-04-20, 10:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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637) Ring of Minor Strength: Gives you the strength of your 8 year old self
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2016-04-20, 10:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-04-20, 10:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
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