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2016-06-06, 07:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
792. Vorpal Sword: goes snickersnack. Doesn't really have any other powers, seeing as Vorpal has no definition. No, not even decapitation.
793. Vorpal Hoard: this pile of gold coins decapitates any who try to use it.
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2016-06-06, 09:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
We're gonna need a bigger thread...
Magic fissile, cone of mold, Bigby's brushing hand, prismatic stray, limited fish, antilife smell, animate mead, spectral band, speak with planks, nundetection, explosive tunes, power word blond, box's cunning, Bill's strength, protection from food, create foot and water, create greeter undead, magic circle against Chads,My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).
Nod, get treat.
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2016-06-06, 11:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2014
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- Chicago
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
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2016-06-07, 12:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2015
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- Gondor, Middle Earth
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-06-07, 04:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2013
Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
Then there's Larkskin, Clink, Detect Hood, Obscuring List, Summon Mobster I-IX, Tidy Hut, Wall of Wire and Wall of Irons
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2016-06-07, 08:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2014
Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
The Book of misspellings has now been split to its own thread for the record :)
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...-Dyslexomancer
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2016-06-07, 10:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
Moved to new thread
Last edited by sengmeng; 2016-06-07 at 01:48 PM.
My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).
Nod, get treat.
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2016-06-07, 11:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2014
Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
*cough*pointsagaintoDyslexomancerthread*cough*
794) Enlarge socks: Stretches socks to 500% of original size, causing slightly increased tripping risk.
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2016-06-07, 11:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2015
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- Gondor, Middle Earth
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-06-09, 02:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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- Minnesota
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
795) Comically Large Boot
Gives you a bonus or penalty to Profession (Lawyer) checks equal to 1d6-4.My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).
Nod, get treat.
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2016-06-09, 08:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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2016-06-09, 09:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2015
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- Gondor, Middle Earth
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796) Banned Hammer: Not to be confused with the ban hammer. It is a hammer no one can use
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-06-10, 03:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2013
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2016-06-10, 05:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2016
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- Latveria
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
798: two- handed sword.
Well, I guess you can use it to wave to people
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2016-06-10, 11:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2015
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
799: Gauntlet of Mastication: allows the wearer to eat, but people with dirty minds will think it is something else.
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-06-12, 01:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
800. Diadem of Synonymy
This diadem can magically transform into a crown, a tiara, a circlet, or even a coronet. When worn by a pontiff, archbishop, or hierophant, it can also transform into a miter.Last edited by sengmeng; 2016-06-12 at 01:35 PM.
My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).
Nod, get treat.
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2016-06-13, 12:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2015
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- Gondor, Middle Earth
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
801) Arrow of Dissentigration: an arrow that, when fired disentigrates after traveling 2 centimeters
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-06-13, 08:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2014
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- Chicago
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2016-06-13, 09:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
802. Wrong Post: when placed down, this post always grows a sign suitable for another location.
803. Mist Point: points at the closest source of mist.
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2016-06-13, 10:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2015
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- Gondor, Middle Earth
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
804) West Point: a device that, when activated, forces you to turn west. It cannot be turned off.
It also shares the name of a military school.I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-06-13, 11:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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- Minnesota
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
805. Compass of the Lost
This compass always points directly at the user.My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).
Nod, get treat.
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2016-06-13, 11:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2015
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- Gondor, Middle Earth
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
806) Garb of filth: a garb that has not been washed for days. Makes the wearer fail all diplomacy checks
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
Avatar made by Professor Gnoll
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2016-06-17, 10:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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- Minnesota
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
807) Amulet of Povich
Causes you to randomly announce "You are NOT the father!"
The Greater Amulet of Povich actually allows you to tell a creature's paternity on sight.My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).
Nod, get treat.
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2016-06-17, 05:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
808) Censor of Controlling Air Elementals: Summons air elementals to cover the mouths of anyone who is about to talk about sex or violence.
809) Wand of Enlarge ****: As Wand of Enlarge Person, but only works on people named Richard.Prince Fraternal of Pudding, Snuzzlepal, Feezy Squeez Lover, MP, Member of The Most Noble And Ancient Order Of St. George, King of Gae Parabolae.
Lego Ergo Sum
"Everyone's cute if you just look at them the right way"~Rebekah Patton Durham, Princess of Pudding.
"If they have stats, we can kill them... I'd like to point out that we also have stats..." ~ PhoenixGuard09.
Warhammer 40K: Where the faction that is a cross between the Inquisition and Space Nazis are the good guys.
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2016-06-18, 09:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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2016-06-19, 02:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2015
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- Gondor, Middle Earth
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811) Sword of the Lord: can only be wielded by nobles
Last edited by 8BitNinja; 2016-06-19 at 02:57 AM.
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2016-06-19, 10:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Playing Carts: a set of 22 enchanted carts, which play soccer when they are all in the same place. The elders say that they once were 32, complete with game judges and reserve carts. After 95 minutes, they revert to their normal state.
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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2016-06-20, 01:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2015
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813) Magic of Friendship: Would be the most powerful thing in the universe if this was an anime.
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-06-20, 01:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2015
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- Everywhere and nowhere
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814) Clipboard of Authority
Causes anyone who is not self-employed or unemployed to flee from the owner in terror. Not actually magic.Nihil Refert
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2016-06-20, 02:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014