How Many Houserules Does 5E Need?

[Roland St. Jude]

Sheriff: Locked for review.

This thread is going to stay locked.

If I might offer a few words of modly advice:
1. Follow the Forum Rules regardless of what other posters seem to be doing.
2. Don't engage with rules violations or respond in kind.
3. Report rules violations, including returned banned posters, please.
4. Address others' content not their traits, characteristics, or intentions.
5. Don't try to derail threads with spam and jokes.
6. Stop trying to make fetch PlotPretzel happen.