predicament

[TheGrimace]

this is really a question for the ages...
I'm awake at 1 AM...
I'm not gaming...
I'm not talking to people...
I'm just reading forums...

so, the issue is, I want to listen to music... but I'm wearing a felt hat...
and my speakers are busted...

so...

do I put on headphones?
or do I keep on my hat?

doing both is not a possibility.

[Lord Herman]

Hmm, a grave conundrum indeed.

Have you got any scissors handy? You could try cutting holes in your hat so your headphones will fit through.

[Gygaxphobia]

this is really a question for the ages...

Indeed, it's a question about conformity. Do you rebel and play the speakers as loud as you please? Or do you conform and just get a different hat?

I would suggest getting a hat that accomodates headphones and says on it: "I'm wearing THIS hat under protest."
In case you find yourself in this predicament again, you will have suitable accoutrements.

[TheGrimace]

conformity isn't the issue, it's practicality...
I literally have no working speakers that are not in headphone form.

I like the idea about the new hat, but that doesn't help until next time

[Cyrano]

Pay someone to wear headphones FOR you.

[Hannes]

Get different earphones o.o (I know they suck but, hey, you're the one wearing the felt hat so.)

[Fingolfin]

Rip the headphones and adjust them to fit under the hat, new ones aren't that expensive