101 fun things to find in a Sci Fi cargo crate

[Max_Killjoy]

261... has anyone suggested an ornate puzzle box?

[Bohandas]

262.) Comicbooks
263.) Camera drones

[DuctTapeKatar]

264. A skull (To be, or not to be!)

265. .A black hole

266. A white hole

267. Pornography for robots and AI

268. AI used for pornography

269. A Spartan

270. An ancient Greek Spartan warrior, in suspended animation.

271. A rotting body in ancient Greek Spartan armor.

276. Puppies!

277. Kittens!

278. A person looking into a box containing a person looking into a box containing a person looking into a box...

[JAL_1138]

279: A box containing a parallel universe.

280: A box containing the setting's universe.

281: A box of assorted Futurama jokes.

[TeChameleon]

282. The PCs never find out; any attempts to open the box are countered almost immediately by a force greater than anything the PCs can do to counteract, and the lid is slammed shut again. Also, the box is completely opaque to any sensors they can bring to bear on it.

283. The DeLorean from the Back to the Future movies, but with a handwritten note reading 'I.O.U. 1 Flux Capacitor' where the Flux Capacitor should be. It is otherwise functional, including the flight circuits and the Mr. Fusion reactor.

[Bohandas]

284.) Dirt from Dracula's grave

285.) A selection of the mutagenic beers and liquors from the game Wasted

[theasl]

286: A print-out of a centuries-old forum thread called "101 fun things to find in a Sci Fi cargo crate"...

[Bohandas]

287.) fireworks
288.) crowbars
289.) the Cargo Shipping Crate home game
290.) glass klein bottles
291.) settl penrose tribars

EDIT:
292.) a wizard staff made out of lasers and plasma like a lightsaber

[Batou1976]

293. 1,000 Gandalf action figures (from the Peter Jackson films); all of them are missing the pointy hat, despite the toys being NIB and the packaging shows no signs at all of tampering.

294. a diverse and sundry assortment of car parts; knowledgeable individuals might discern a functioning 1967 Chevrolet Impala can be assembled from the parts in the crate... IF a factory assembly manual can be found (very difficult)

295. two coffins; the cargo manifest will show they are for a D. Winchester and S. Winchester. If opened, the coffins are each found to contain a human skeleton which has obviously been burned, as well as trace amounts of a white, granular substance which lab tests will show to be sodium chloride crystals.

[JAL_1138]

296: A recording that shows that the interplanetary government conducted covert tests of an aggression-reducing chemical on the general public of a small colony world; the chemical caused most of the colonists to lay down and die as if they hadd OD'd on a narcotic, but turned a small population of survivors into hyperaggressive cannibals instead.

[Hunter Noventa]

297: Plastic Gundam Models, unassembled, in sealed boxes.

[JAL_1138]

298: 24 cases of Crystal Pepsi, perfectly preserved as though they were bottled yesterday.

[Bohandas]

299.) VR headsets
300.) a bunch of old "Virtual Boy" 3d game consoles
301.) A freezer filled with pickled jerky

[Beleriphon]

302. Bananas. Nothing but bananas.
303. Grapefruit juice, not in a container, its just full of liquid grapefruit juice.
304. Half of the data that shows the location of a missing hero.
305. A series of suspiciously inauthentic looking brand name portable computers.
306. Heavy weapons. Like full artillery man, that stuff can't be legal.
307. Immigrants of some kind, legal, illegal, refugees, something else? Who knows, but the container is full of people leaving where ever they came from.

[Bohandas]

308.) String
309.) Underwear
310.) Alien toilets
311.) Tree-shaped car air fresheners in the shape of some kind of weird alien tree
312.) A cat whose status of dead or alive is not determined until the crate is opened.
313.) some kind of spherical hyper-pizza

[braveheart]

A CL4P-TP unit
An ancient alien destroyer
An ancient alien Warrior
When the box is opened the opener spontainiasly learns all the secrets of the universe
A midget carrying a comically sized bag of money

[Grand Arbiter]

319) A Callahan Full-bore Auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge, thorough gauge.

[Blackhawk748]

319) A Callahan Full-bore Auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge, thorough gauge.

Named Vera

[JAL_1138]

320: A really terrible knitted hat.

[Batou1976]

320: A really terrible knitted hat.

With Jayne wearing it

[braveheart]

Apples, with bombs in them

High quality tech spray cans designed to spray a specific template onto any surface (can only have one instance of the template per can, it disappears if you use the can again)

A rifle that shoots medicine or poison depending on who it is pointed at

A blaster pistol with a bunny keychain attached to the bottom of the grip

[Bohandas]

321.) dolls
322.) paper dolls
323.) Kindles with pictures of paper dolls
324.) A grail-shaped beacon
325.) Space alien nudie playing cards
326.) cybernetic eyes
327.) cybernetic buttholes
328.) muppets
329.) left shoes. only the left
330.) scientology e-meters
331.) offbrand cola
332.) Faygo
333.) barber hair
334.) moon rocks
335.) drops of jupiter
336.) A bulk consignment of tortillas containing the face of jesus
337.) A bulk consignment of tortillas containing the face of L. Ron Hubbard
338.) Swordbro
339.) cthulhu bobbleheads
340.) Jimmy Hoffa's body
341.) Toenail clippings

[goto124]

Apples, with bombs in them

342.) Lemons, with bombs in them.

[Beleriphon]

343. A combustible lemon that burns a house down.

[Bohandas]

344.) cocktail umbrellas
345.) personal forcefield projectors
346.) holophoners
347.) haptic gloves

[Bohandas]

348.) Exhumed "ET" game cartridges
349.) Transforming liquid metal robot dog
350.) newspapers from next week
351.) xenomorph eggs
352.) Yadjuta armor
353.) An electric harp
354.) flux capacitors

[JAL_1138]

355: The favorite coffee-mug of the God-Emperor of Mankind.
356: A traveler's trunk made of sapient pearwood with hundreds of tiny feet on the bottom. It is extremely angry.
357: A whelk that miraculously survived a supernova.

[Beleriphon]

358. A pointy hat with the word WIZZARD embroidered on the front.

[JAL_1138]

359: An extremely advanced VR helmet, connected by wires to a largish computer, which is itself connected to a variety of scanning instruments aimed a small piece of fairy-cake.

[Bohandas]

360.) Genetically engineered self-nuggetizing chickens