AMEN XII: Now pretty much equivalent to Final Fantasy!

[Saurous]

"Vespe, why exactly did you have an immature clone of yourself created in the first place?"

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Probably the same reason I had made an immature clone of myself, though I had included the DNA of almost every female in AMEN at the time."

Fullbladder ponders. It's hard to ponder without getting into a pondering position, which is difficult when sunburned. Still, he pondered. Well, and paced.

[Saurous]

"When you say 'almost', who's DNA did you avoid putting into your cloned son? I thought there was only about two females in the group at that time."

[Lord Magtok]

Vespe, get anywhere near the kid and you'll die. The main reason I get killed off all the time here is because I play fair and don't use my humongous robot armies.

If I did, I could have 58,363 rifles pointed at your head, a knife wedged in your spine, a miniature Death Star floating by your head, and a gorilla hypnotized into thinking you're its wife, all in under ten seconds.

So don't mess with the kid.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Castaras. Possibly. Was Moon Called around back then? I'm not sure. It's all a bit blurry."

Fullbladder's eyes go wide as he listens halfheartedly to Magtok.

"You have armies of humongous robots?"

[Saurous]

"I'm pretty sure Moon Called, Castaras, and Ayya were all around back then. This is around the EVIL era, correct?"

[Lord Magtok]

"Castaras. Possibly. Was Moon Called around back then? I'm not sure. It's all a bit blurry."

Fullbladder's eyes go wide as he listens halfheartedly to Magtok.

"You have armies of humongous robots?"

Yes. And armies of human-sized robots, tiny robots, etc. But no Transfromers.

This is around the EVIL era, correct?"

Yes. We were being jerks, and decided to make their base our daycare place. This is when that brat you call Maur was concieved.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe opens up a time portal.
Hey Magtok, I'm gonna head into the future and see how your kid turns out, ok?
Before he can say anything, he hops into the portal.
A few seconds later, he comes back out, looking scarred and older (though not much).
They told me to never say anything to the people of this time.
Vespe then collapses on the floor.

[Saurous]

Yes. We were being jerks, and decided to make their base our daycare place. This is when that brat you call Maur was concieved.

"What was that, Magtok?"

Magtok suddenly finds himself with Maur standing on the his head.

"Maur, get down from there. You're going to hurt yourself when Magtok decides to shoot at you."

[Raistlin1040]

Raistlin arm pumps and goes off to hide Guitar Hero III in a special gaming bunker. He then unties Buckethead, and forces him to play amazing guitar solos all day long.

[Saurous]

Maur begins dancing around on Magtok's skull, waiting to see if the cyborg is going to do anything.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Ah. Then it was Moon Called who's DNA wasn't incorporated into the kid."

[Saurous]

"Oh. Ayya, combined with Castaras, combined with you. He must have been quite the strange child.

What happened to him, after you introduced him at the EVIL daycare thing?"

[Lord Magtok]

They told me to never say anything to the people of this time.

I hope that's a good thing.

"Maur, get down from there. You're going to hurt yourself when Magtok decides to shoot at you."

No, I'm not going to shoot him. What I have planned is way worse. You've got one post to get down before I scar you for the rest of your life, Maur.

[PirateMonk]

((So, we have over 20,000 people. In these forums. Should we be celebrating?))

[Saurous]

"Wait, does that mean you are going to show me-
Ew, you freak."

Maur then jumps off of Magtok's head.

((No, we should not, PM. Half of that 20,000 are pretty much all idiots who join just to create one post and then never come back.))

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"He ran off after they disbanded. I figure he probably settled down with a nice girl or something."

[PirateMonk]

((Ah.)) p

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok shakes his head, and then grins wickedly.

No, not that, child. What I was thinking of was something that would scar you in an even worse way.

You see, I recently found out how to use my technology to create an image pulled directly from the target's mind, of the most disturbing thing they can think of.

It is a device that turns your own imagination against you, and so far, the testing phase has gone amazingly well. I got Princess Leia to tell me the location of the rebel base, made a god of Chaos run away screaming, and made a paladin go blackguard in under five minutes.

[Saurous]

"Oh, good. I thought it was something else."

Saurous sighs.

"Okay, I just have to know. What did you think he was going to show you?"

Maur whispers something in Saurous's ear, and the necromancer bursts out in laughter.

"For some reason, I don't think that would be below Magtok. He really seems like the creepy old perverted type."

[Lord Magtok]

You should talk, Mr. I Dig Up Dead People, Probably Used My Own Mother to Fight For Me as Some Freak Ghoul-Thing, And Consume The Souls Of Small Children to Feed My Inner Demons.

[Saurous]

"Magtok, I do not consume the souls of small children.
I capture their souls to sacrifice to dark gods and all the dark, demonic rites and whatnot."

"....what now?"

"Maur, you'll learn about it when you finish your Blackguard training."

"'K."

[Lord Magtok]

"Magtok, I do not consume the souls of small children.
I capture their souls to sacrifice to dark gods and all the dark, demonic rites and whatnot."

You're missing the point, Saur. Those freaky rituals, pentagrams, and loose association with death metal and goths are what makes your ways so disgusting and savage to me. In my eyes, you are no better than the crazy voodoo folk and witch doctors. The only difference is, your gibberish and twisted butchery actually works.

[Saurous]

"Well, actually the necromancy and demonology I use is less chaotic and barbaric than you may expect.
At least I don't give children that 'disgusting, aged pervert' feeling."

[Lord Magtok]

You only think its less barbaric because you've been raised to think that way. Unlike you, I hail from a much more civilized world, where your filthy kind only existed in history books.

That thing only happens with your kid. And that's because you've been twisting and shaping his mind to hate me since his birth. And don't try to deny it, either. I've seen you slip magical hormones and stuff into his food.

[Saurous]

"I haven't really twisting and shaping his mind into hating you on purpose. It just sort of happens, when he sees myself and Moon Called killing and annoying you constantly.

And because he learned how to point out innuedo in everything you say, apparently."

[Vespe Ratavo]

Hey, I can find innuendo in everything he says too!

...You only think its less barbaric because you've been raised to think that way...

That thing only happens with your kid. And that's because you've been twisting and shaping his mind... ...since his birth.

And don't try to deny it, either. I've seen you slip magical hormones and stuff into his food.

[Lord Magtok]

Normally I can see the accidental innuendo, but I fail to see anything suggstive in those quotes. All I said was Saurous had freaky elf parents who raised him poorly, Maur was born (big suprise there), and Maur's been taking magical elf steriods.

[Vespe Ratavo]

That is because your mind is not sufficiently twisted. :P

[Saurous]

"Magtok, the only one to slip anything in his food was you. And that was some sort of aging formula you put in there.

I was not raised by necromancers. My parents were a Monk, and a Sorceress. I was not raised since birth to be a necromancer, and it isn't as barbaric as you believe."