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Thread: Diet of the GODS!
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2007-07-04, 03:08 PM (ISO 8601)Banned
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Diet of the GODS!
Interested in how to make yourself your own god? Perhaps lose those last few pesky pounds? Even save money on funeral expenses? Look no farther!
Make yourself a mummy in the privacy of your own home.
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This is deserving of a template wouldn't you think?Last edited by The Vorpal Tribble; 2007-07-04 at 03:12 PM.
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2007-07-04, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Diet of the GODS!
most certainly deserving of a template, maybe a modified version of the lich?
Originally Posted by The Vorpal Tribble
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2007-07-04, 06:25 PM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: Diet of the GODS!
That...that is INSANE!
Before you ask, I didn't know what it meant when I put it in my username. Do NOT ask.
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2007-07-04, 07:41 PM (ISO 8601)Pixie in the Playground
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Re: Diet of the GODS!
Most religions are, at least when you analyze pieces of them alone, if you step back and look at them closely. ;) Originally Posted by PhallicWarrior
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2007-07-04, 07:42 PM (ISO 8601)Ettin in the Playground
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Re: Diet of the GODS!
I find it interesting that a Gitp forum smiley extremely accurately represents this article.
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2007-07-04, 07:49 PM (ISO 8601)Troll in the Playground
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Re: Diet of the GODS!
Seconded, get to work VT! Originally Posted by Gezina
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2007-07-04, 10:22 PM (ISO 8601)Dwarf in the Playground
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Re: Diet of the GODS!
ugh. Did anyone else click on any of the links in the article?
I've seen mummies with more meat on their bones!
--I'm off to see what his 18 charisma is worth 'under the hood'.
Thank you to Adghar and The Stoney One for my fabulous avatar! Originally Posted by cnsvnc
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2007-07-05, 12:23 AM (ISO 8601)Pixie in the Playground
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Yech. I prefer to be dead before someone mummifies me, 'kay, thanks, bye.
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2007-07-05, 04:23 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Diet of the GODS!
Hehe. Well, in 2nd ed, we had the greater mummy. This I would say woul rather be some form of crypth thing, an insane monster with clerical abilities that guard some sacred thingy in the jungle rather a undead mastermind that plots to aquire more dark magic.
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2007-07-05, 12:40 PM (ISO 8601)Banned
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"Drink lacquer: if it doesn't poison you, it'll mummify you alive"
^- that's either the best ever, or the worst ever, advert for a beverage I've ever seen, but I simply can't tell which!
(It's all gone a bit Schrodinger again...
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2007-07-05, 12:42 PM (ISO 8601)Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: Diet of the GODS!
When I read the thread title, I somewhat expected beer. German beer.
I think the phrase rhymes with 'clucking bell'.
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2007-07-05, 02:54 PM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: Diet of the GODS!
I expected ambrosia and nectar.
I was woefully misled, and angered that those monks thought you could become worshipped like a god just by making yourself a mummy.
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The Chilli God has Spoken.
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2007-07-05, 05:13 PM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Diet of the GODS!
I just started believing that there are people who don't eat meat. This blows my MIND!
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2007-07-15, 11:48 PM (ISO 8601)Banned
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Re: Diet of the GODS!
Heh, Atkins eat your heart out. Originally Posted by Orzel
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2007-07-17, 06:00 PM (ISO 8601)Halfling in the Playground
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Re: Diet of the GODS!
Now THAT's a diet!
I have no friends; I make my Mind my Friend.
I have no enemy; I make Incautiousness my Enemy.
I have no castle; I make Immovable Mind my Castle.
I have no principles; I make Adaptability to all circumstances my Principle.
I have no laws; I make Self-Protection my Laws.
I have no sword; I make No Mind my Sword.
-The Samurai Creed
Even in the darkest places you will find a friend.
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2007-07-17, 06:11 PM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Diet of the GODS!
First time I met vegan, I was put in a state of confusion for an hour. Originally Posted by The Vorpal Tribble
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Spell currently researching: Explosive Pie.
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2007-07-17, 09:22 PM (ISO 8601)Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: Diet of the GODS!
That sounds just like the kind of person who would decided to collect every single record ever made. The question is, why didn't those ancient monks develop vinyl?
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