Confessions 2: Electric Boogaloo.

[Bartmanhomer]

Jalapenos aren't that hot, my family and I usually use seranos (which are hotter) to make salsa.

And it's not even to make it spicy just to be spicy, it's just that most of us agree that mild salsa tastes bad.

Good to know. Another confession, My handwriting isn't that great.

[Luz]

I feel like listening to Erik Satie the entire day and eat a lot of food.

I never thought I would become a breakup cliche.

Anyway, here I go eating anothe round of fried bread with jelly.

[8BitNinja]

I never thought I would become a breakup cliche.

You're not a true breakup cliche in the modern world until you have spent an entire day eating ice cream out of a gallon tub and watching Netflix.

[2D8HP]

You're not a true breakup cliche in the modern world until you have spent an entire day eating ice cream out of a gallon tub and watching Netflix.

Then I am out of the modern world, as I have never done either.

[Bartmanhomer]

I'm cukcoo for Cocoa Puffs.

[8BitNinja]

Then I am out of the modern world, as I have never done either.

Not exactly, you are just a respectable and productive member of society.

[Bartmanhomer]

I don't like FarmVille expansion farms.

[S@tanicoaldo]

Then I am out of the modern world, as I have never done either.

Ok, old geezer we get it, that like the 10th time you said that :p

Besides I think that apart from the netflix part, that's the standard break up situation, it always involves copious amounts of ice cream be it in the 80's 90's or 2000's.

[2D8HP]

Not exactly, you are just a respectable and productive member of society.

Me?

Awesome!

Thanks!

Ok, old geezer we get it, that like the 10th time you said that :p

It is?



Sorry, I just don't remember that (but I don't doubt you).

...Besides I think that apart from the netflix part, that's the standard break up situation, it always involves copious amounts of ice cream be it in the 80's 90's or 2000's.

Ice cream is good, but how can you fit those big gallon containers that I see at the dented cans store in the freezer?

Anyway, what I remember as the proper break-up ritual, is to dim the lights, and listen to Lou Reed albums, especially this song (over and over again):

[S@tanicoaldo]

Anyway, what I remember as the proper break-up ritual, is to dim the lights, and listen to Lou Reed albums, especially this song (over and over again):

Well, since the original poster said he was going to listen to Erik Satie, I think he beat you to the punch by some years.

Edit: 84 to be exact.

[2D8HP]

Well, since the original poster said he was going to listen to Erik Satie, I think he beat you to the punch by some years.

Edit: 84 to be exact.

Alas, I only had one Satie album, but I had many by Reed.

Anyway, this is for you S@tanicoaldo (you Devil you):



(Context!)

[Bartmanhomer]

I used to have an anger problem but not anymore.

[Avianmosquito]

I confess Angel's Egg makes perfect sense to me.

[2D8HP]

I confess Angel's Egg makes perfect sense to me.

I confess that I "Googled" Angels Egg to find out what you meant (my ambition, of becoming an "anime hipster"

*Now wearing beret, shades, turtleneck, sandals, and black jeans*

As I walked through the Japantown streets at dawn I saw the best minds of my generation wigged out on blowfish toxin. ...

*snaps fingers*

espresso

Except for the need to watch some (a minor detail), I could totally be an anime hipster!

"You haven't seen any Studio Ghibli films?
Oh man total squaresville."

was thwarted by the need of actually watching some, though I did get as far as wearing black denim while drinking an espresso, which proved hard on the tummy!)

[georgie_leech]

I snorted at the thought of one of the more popular animation studios being in any way hipster. Which means that I have an opinion on what counts as mainstream anime. I guess this is my life now. Can you recommend me a good beret shop?

[Bartmanhomer]

I never had a hiccup in my whole entire life.

[Avianmosquito]

I snorted at the thought of one of the more popular animation studios being in any way hipster. Which means that I have an opinion on what counts as mainstream anime. I guess this is my life now. Can you recommend me a good beret shop?

I'm pretty sure he just thinks everyone who watches anime is a hipster.

[2D8HP]

..Can you recommend me a good beret shop?

*feels need to establish hipster cred*

Well, if you were hip like me you would have bought yours at the Mission District store that sold clothes by the pound on Valencia Street downstairs from Blacklist Mail-order in the 1980's and early 1990's.

But since you're too late, I suppose Berkeley Surplus on San Pablo Avenue is the best choice today, but in a pinch Berkeley Hat Company on Telegraph Avenue (the old Gambit Games, and Best of Two Worlds Comics location) will do.

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Unfortunately I've learned that my idea of the "hipster" uniform is out-of-date, and it is no-longer a beret, and a turtleneck, but a trilby and a plaid shirt.

But if you're really hip you'd keep it right and sport a zoot-suit and carry a straight razor with which to battle the Amboy Dukes.

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I'm pretty sure he just thinks everyone who watches anime is a hipster.

Actually I really can't tell the difference (if any) between "hipster" and "youngster" (maybe a hipster is someone who impersonates a youngster?).

But n Ye' auld days, for my Dad:

Hipster = Beat

Hippie = young wannabe hipster

Straight = square = bourgeois= non-hipster

and,

"When the revolution comes the landlord is going up against the wall, ya dig?"
- My Dad.

"Just humor him"
- My mom.

[georgie_leech]

These days "hipster" implies a certain amount anti-cultural thinking. Stereotypes include spending hours on outfits designed to look like you don't care in the least about fashion, actively disliking popular things (including things that you used to like until they "sold out,") and utterly rejecting any sort of connection to the "hipster" categorization.

[2D8HP]

These days "hipster" implies....

That all sounds like me around 1989.

[georgie_leech]

That all sounds like me around 1989.

Supposedly it's a phase that most people that get it, grow out of

[2D8HP]

Supposedly it's a phase that most people that get it, grow out of

Like syphilis?

[Avianmosquito]

I suck at looking for things. I know this because I live in a house with two smokers and can't find ONE lighter.

[8BitNinja]

My current music listening consists of one artist

Also, as a side note, by the terms of the ancient times listed by 2D8HP, I am a straight.

[AMFV]

Good to know. Another confession, My handwriting isn't that great.

I wouldn't worry too much, I mean it's about the same as Lebron and Manning, and they're famous.

[8BitNinja]

I wouldn't worry too much, I mean it's about the same as Lebron and Manning, and they're famous.

And most doctors, and they're rich.

[Bartmanhomer]

I wouldn't worry too much, I mean it's about the same as Lebron and Manning, and they're famous.

My handwriting is far worser than LeBron and Manning. I could even read my handwriting despite how horrible I write.

[Velaryon]

Another confession: I have, on at least four occasions, poisoned somebody on purpose. Thankfully, all of these were the low-end "get sick for a little bit and get sent home the **** away from me" kinds of poisons. More thankfully, this was all in high school.

When I was in high school, one of my friends would always order cheese fries at lunch, and another would always steal fries off his plate. One day the first friend bought the second friend his own plate of cheese fries and put epsom salt in the cheese. Unfortunately he put too much, and the gag was spoiled when the second friend threw them out.

Another Childhood Confession: When I was at public school a bully was harassing me and I was almost hit the bully with the chair. The bully was so scared when I lifted the chair. He was crying and said don't hit me, I won't bully you anymore. I didn't get in trouble for it luckily. And the bully kept his word.

Sounds like you missed your calling as a WWE superstar.

(Hey, is my avi broken for anybody else?)

You probably figured this out by now, but if your avatar is hosted on Photobucket (I'm guessing it is), they've disabled remote linking unless you pay like $400 a year for the privilege.

[Bartmanhomer]

I got 4,000+ friends on Facebook.

[2D8HP]

I got 4,000+ friends on Facebook.

I've never logged onto Facebook.

This, myth-weavers.com and ridgidforum.com are my only on-line activities