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2018-09-09, 01:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*My mad geneticist can't use the eternal's Deviant Gene and Cosmic Rays to serve as a buffer mutation to combine Mutant and Inhuman DNA into a new race more powerful than either parent subspecies.
**Look, I know that 'Freak' fits the Mutant-Deviant-Inhuman naming scheme, but seriously try to be more creative.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2018-09-09, 04:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
One of the best characters I've ever seen in fiction (actually from a game, but I'm more familiar with their novel appearance) went by 'The Freak', and it was pointed out that their current personality was so different to the one they used to have that they didn't want to use their own name (and pretty much nobody knows it anyway). Very creepy, with an uncommonly powerful combination of powers at a level where they were essentially in the 'organisation' tier of power. Unfortunately the fluff for third edition is stupid and has the character become much less creepy (they lost the rasping voice and the chains) and is using a silly name, which is a shame as the creepiness was a much more competent part of the character than the weirdness.
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2018-09-11, 11:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
I may not use Thaumaturgy to generate an angelic choir singing barbershop harmony.
Empyreal Lord of the Elysian Realm of Well-Intentioned Fail
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2018-09-11, 11:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* My class is Paladin, not 'Social Justice Warrior'.
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2018-09-11, 06:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
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2018-09-13, 06:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
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2018-09-16, 09:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2018
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
These are from an adventurer's league game around 1 year and 3 months ago
*After we defeat the kobolds, my friend's character is not allowed to start a kobold body part collection
**If they do, my wizard with the flaw "Most people scream and run when they see a demon. I
stop and take notes on its anatomy." can not start writing a book on kobold anatomy
*The koobolds may not throw green goo and miss
**If they do miss, they are not allowed to throw a centipede out of a bottle and have it miss the characters and hit the green goo
***If that does happen, they are not allowed to throw a scorpion out of a bottle and have it miss the characters and hit the green goo
****The green goo is not sentient
*****The green goo is not a baby being bottle-fed
******The green goo is not a zoo
*******The green goo is especially not a petting zooAvatar by me
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2018-09-16, 10:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* You may NOT play a Non-Newtonian fluid.
Why not though?Last edited by Spore; 2018-09-16 at 10:17 PM.
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2018-09-17, 04:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
(DnD 5e)
*When needing to get out of a body of water while being flanked by a pair of giant octopi, the correct response is to disengage and walk away, not to grapple the octopi before they grapple me and drag them out of the aquarium with me.
**If I do drag the octopi out, I should not then try to use them like God of War's Blades of Chaos.
***Yes, you have the strength for it. yes, they're giant octopi. No, they still count as improvised weapons doing 1d4 damage per hit.
*When facing a lich, the usual responses are 'kill it', 'run away' or 'grovel in fear'.
**Not 'ask him nicely for some items to help you fight a mind-controlling dragon'.
***Nor 'ask him to also bankroll your army for fighting that dragon's army'.
**** It's definitely not 'Recommend he has a good talk with his wife, as the current state of their marriage is pretty wonky at best, but it can be salvaged with a good talk and some mutual compromises'.
*****'Can we hire you to design and decorate our mansions when all this is over?' is right out.Last edited by DeTess; 2018-09-17 at 04:01 AM.
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2018-09-18, 04:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2018-09-18, 04:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
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2018-09-18, 04:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2018-09-18, 04:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* Bards are not fertile with all creatures.
** They are not the origin of every half-X in existence.
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2018-09-18, 08:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-09-19, 12:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*The BBEG may no longer be proficient in Throw (Kitchen sink).
** He may also not have a refluffed fireball spell called "Kitchen sink"
*** If the BBEG ends up being a monstrous sized Sentient kitchen sink the players are going home
****What's your obsession with the kitchen sink??
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2018-09-19, 01:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Warhammer 40,000 Campaign Skirmish Game: Warpstrike
My Spelljammer stuff (including an orbit tracker), 2E AD&D spreadsheet, and Vault of the Drow maps are available in my Dropbox. Feel free to use or not use it as you see fit!
Thri-Kreen Ranger/Psionicist by me, based off of Rich's A Monster for Every Season
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2018-09-19, 05:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
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2018-09-19, 11:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-09-22, 03:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
The Grandson of a Half-Elf, a Half-Goblin, a Half-Giant, and a Half-Veela is a human.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2018-09-22, 07:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Last edited by Personification; 2018-09-22 at 07:28 PM.
Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.
Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!
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2018-09-24, 09:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*When adventuring in the Marvel Universe, I may not tell, ask, or, demand, or request that Namor the Submariner put on some god damn pants.
**Not even if I ask nicely.
***Not even if I'm lightning proof.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2018-09-25, 05:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* Yes, I can take an identity of 'Insanely Rich'.
** Yes, 'effectively infinite bank account' can be a unique feature.
*** No, I cannot use it to buy attack helicopters at a moment's notice.
**** Or tanks.
***** I can, however, use it to outfit any tanks I own with BVs.
****** I do not own any tanks.
******* If I drive a tank into the middle of a riot I am not to open the hatch and start giving out free cups of Earl Grey.
******** Yes, it is my fault the rioters now have a tank.
********* If I wanted to get away with it I should have taken 'protection from lawyers.
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2018-09-25, 08:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
You don't have to be filthy rich to buy a tank. They're not that expensive. The real question is though, if you're buying a tank and you're not filthy rich, what are you planning to do with it?
*Orbital kinetic projectiles are classified as weapons of mass destruction in this universe, you may not buy them at space!Home Depot
**Just because you already have a nuke doesn't make it okay for you to buy more WMD's.
***The Mars Federation Navy will not give you a tungsten rod in exchange for your nuke.Last edited by LordCdrMilitant; 2018-09-25 at 09:02 AM.
Guardsmen, hear me! Cadia may lie in ruin, but her proud people do not! For each brother and sister who gave their lives to Him as martyrs, we will reap a vengeance fiftyfold! Cadia may be no more, but will never be forgotten; our foes shall tremble in fear at the name, for their doom shall come from the barrels of Cadian guns, fired by Cadian hands! Forward, for vengeance and retribution, in His name and the names of our fallen comrades!
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2018-09-27, 09:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
It's more to do with breaking setting (even the canon 'rich executive leading a cult' character doesn't do it), not that it matters since we've settled on me as the GM.
* The PCs cannot be introduced to the supernatural via a drunkard appearing and waking up in front of them.
** Getting hit by a bus is not a magical attack, and I cannot give it to any NPCs.
*** Just because the rules let me give somebody a meme-based school of magic isn't a valid reason to do so.
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2018-09-27, 09:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
I've put more thought than I should into buying a tank, IRL. A tank is certainly very expensive, but not unattainably so.
The key stumbling block isn't buying the tank itself, it's "once I have a tank, what am I going to do with it?" There's not really a whole lot you can do with a tank, except park it in your front yard and wait for the HoA to complain about it.Last edited by LordCdrMilitant; 2018-09-27 at 09:46 AM.
Guardsmen, hear me! Cadia may lie in ruin, but her proud people do not! For each brother and sister who gave their lives to Him as martyrs, we will reap a vengeance fiftyfold! Cadia may be no more, but will never be forgotten; our foes shall tremble in fear at the name, for their doom shall come from the barrels of Cadian guns, fired by Cadian hands! Forward, for vengeance and retribution, in His name and the names of our fallen comrades!
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2018-09-27, 11:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Unless you are a general of the army in which case the tank stays close to some barraks and you will get to order someone to use it if there is a war in which that asset helps
*The existence of an adventuring team is not an immediate declaration of war between the adventurers and the entire multiverse.
**My characters can not proceed to punch themselves under the pretext the entire multiverse is at war with them with no exception not even themselves.Last edited by noob; 2018-09-27 at 11:13 AM.
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2018-09-27, 11:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* I may not make plans that include "Crush the puny HOA with a tank"
** I am now banned from living in neighborhoods that might ever have a HOA
*** While a tank might be more useful in a large slum dominated by gang wars, it is also harder to hide and more likely to get stolen.
**** Tanks are not implements of urban renewal.
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2018-09-27, 11:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*I can't go out of my way to make my Magical Girl function as a living Tank.
**especially if I'm going for the tank aesthetic.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2018-09-28, 02:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
~The Endor Teddy Bear company is not ok.
~Dwarves do not need alcohol to function.
~dwarves on stilts don’t get a move speed bonus just by being human height for once
~ halflings can’t grow up to be dwarves
~ Arrogance is not an elven racial bonus
~ my character race is Human not Plain Vanilla
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2018-09-29, 02:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Play your character, not your alignment.