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    Default Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

    page 50 at last, i propose the following new thread:

    Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VII: you all meet in a barfight.

    also, TheTeaMustFlow was spot on with that quote.
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    I'm going to judge you.
    My judgement is: That is awesome.
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    GM: “If it doesn't move and it should, use duct tape. If it moves and it shouldn't, use a shotgun.”
    dm is Miltonian, credit where credit is due.

    when in doubt,
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    Ask the beret wearing insect men of Athas.

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    Default Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

    Quote Originally Posted by Guizonde View Post
    page 50 at last
    Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VII: The Great & Powerful Train-wreck




    Mirror: *cleaning up the kitchen*
    Doc: "Well look at you, being all homemaker and tidying up after the others."
    Mirror: "They are not adults if they cannot clean up their mess."
    Doc: "This place must be a daycare then."

    Doc: "You know what you're supposed to do when we get home, right?"
    Charity: "Eat cookies."
    Doc: "And then what?"
    Charity: "Do my homework."
    Doc: "Good, least you got your priorities straight."
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    Default Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

    Persuasive PC: This is pizza for the commander
    Persuasive PC points to duffel full of explosives
    *dice*
    Soldier NPC: Seems right. I'll escort the HVT.

    Later...

    Persuasive PC: It's pizza time.
    Persuasive PC presses detonator.
    "You... little... *****. It's what my old man called me, it's like it was my name, and I proved him right, by killing all the wrong people. [And], I love ya Henry, and I'll never call you anything but your name, but you gotta decide; are you gonna lay there, swallow that blood in your mouth, or are you gonna stand up, spit it out, and go spill theirs?" - Unknown

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    Default Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

    Quote Originally Posted by banice View Post
    Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VII: (Edited for less context)
    Seconded. .
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    I guess I'll amend my original statement and instead say that Pathfinder is close enough to 3.5 to spark an argument about how close it actually is.

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    Default Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

    ask and ye shall receive.

    time to move, people!
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    regarding my choice of sustenance:
    Quote Originally Posted by Raimun View Post
    I'm going to judge you.
    My judgement is: That is awesome.
    Quote Originally Posted by DigoDragon View Post
    GM: “If it doesn't move and it should, use duct tape. If it moves and it shouldn't, use a shotgun.”
    dm is Miltonian, credit where credit is due.

    when in doubt,
    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    Ask the beret wearing insect men of Athas.

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    Default Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

    ""Get a fully paid study trip to Numeria, Ansem", they said. "It will be fun, it will be educational."
    They said NOTHING about deflating deadly abscesses inside an alien leviathan's rectum!"

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