Dark Shadow's Surprisingly Well-Lit Random Banter #217

[enderlord99]

I tried to look up how to swim in the rain, but I only found information on how to swim in pools, lakes, et cetera beneath the rain.

[Insane Jeenyus]

I tried to look up how to swim in the rain, but I only found information on how to swim in pools, lakes, et cetera beneath the rain.

Um, just for clarification, you were looking to try and swim in the rain of something like a downpour?

[enderlord99]

Um, just for clarification, you were looking to try and swim in the rain of something like a downpour?

I was mostly joking, but yes.

ION: Yo mama plays the cello! ...or was that Yo-Yo Ma? I forget{.}

[Insane Jeenyus]

I was mostly joking, but yes.

Well, it is actually quite simple. You dive into the rain and at the right moment you must get distracted. Much like flying was described in the book,"So long and thanks for all of the fish."

[enderlord99]

Apparently Samsung is copying Nintendo now.

Nintendo of 2004, specifically.

[LaZodiac]

Apparently Samsung is copying Nintendo now.

Nintendo of 2004, specifically.

You can't just say words without context Enderlord. What does this even mean?

Also I saw Last Jedi and it was super good. I liked it a lot.

[DataNinja]

You can't just say words without context Enderlord.

To be fair, Enderlord can and, in fact, does say things like that all the time.

Also I saw Last Jedi and it was super good. I liked it a lot.

Ugh. I need to find time to see it at some point. Preferably before I run across the inevitable spoilers.

[Mokèlé-mbèmbé]

I'm new here. Told this would be a place to hang out.

[FinnLassie]

Phew. Had blood testing today. Feeling iffy, this stuff always does. I don't mind the actual process though, I'm quite used to all sorts of things being poked into my skin (for medical reasons of course). Thank goodness I'm no longer allowed to donate blood; back when I did, it took me around three days to get fully back on my feet.

I'm new here. Told this would be a place to hang out.

We're a cool and random bunch. You can talk about all sorts of stuff or jump into an already existing conversation!

[WarKitty]

I'm new here. Told this would be a place to hang out.

Here's your welcome basket:

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[Mokèlé-mbèmbé]

We're a cool and random bunch. You can talk about all sorts of stuff or jump into an already existing conversation!

Can I talk about how much I love watching people playing terrible Steam shovelware?

Here's your welcome basket:

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What are they looking at?

[2D8HP]

Here's your welcome basket:

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Awwwww!

[WarKitty]

What are they looking at?

You, clearly.

[Spanish_Paladin]

Here's your welcome basket:

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I protest!!... I also want my welcome kittens!! :((

[Mokèlé-mbèmbé]

You, clearly.

I'm not that interesting.

[WarKitty]

I'm not that interesting.

I assure you, when it comes to cats, what they find interesting is entirely mysterious.

[Bartmanhomer]

My new psychologist sucks. On Thursday I went to see my new psychologist for the first time and it all turned out so smoothly until he said did you know that people of Autism that have a hard time communicating because of social cues. I already know that. I been having Autism since the age of three. Tell me something that I don't know. He didn't want to discussed my problems and my life and he didn't even schedule for the next appointment. I'm so glad he's temporary because I definitely don't want him as my psychologist.

[Mokèlé-mbèmbé]

I assure you, when it comes to cats, what they find interesting is entirely mysterious.

I'll have to take your word on that.

[Teddy]

The past week has been marked by new, exciting (and thankfully pretty mild) forms of pain in my arms, usually blossoming up at completely unpredictable times¹. I blame it on the two vaccine shots I got a week ago, but I would have thought that such side-effects would have passed by now. Oh well, patience is a virtue...

Anyway, to add to the fun, today I also got to experience tacticle hypersensitivity, which for most of the part meant I was made immensely aware of the texture of the fabric pressed against my back as I sat down in my chair. Do you have any idea of how hard it is to work when all you can think about is how much you hate your shirt?

¹As the sole exception to the mystery, I've learned that light pressure around my arms, such as when I roll up my sleeves, consistently triggers some kind of pressured pain in my lower arms after a short while, which is annoying, because that's my primary way of regulating my body temperature.

ION:
A friend just ordered 40 kg of armour scales and 60000 rings to go with them. There is armour to be wrought.

[enderlord99]

You can't just say words without context Enderlord. What does this even mean?

I saw an advertisement for a phone with two screens.

[Insane Jeenyus]

I assure you, when it comes to cats, what they find interesting is entirely mysterious.

ain't that the truth!

[Insane Jeenyus]

The past week has been marked by new, exciting (and thankfully pretty mild) forms of pain in my arms, .. .. .. .. .. Edit .. .. .. .. ..

I have sufferred a partial se3peration of my brachial plexis for about 6 years. When I had woke from an induced coma, my left arm would not move and felt/and still feels/ like red hot needles have been jabbed in my arm. Wheeeee! Fun!!

[Mokèlé-mbèmbé]

Well that was passionately unpleasant.

I'm lying in my bed, wrapped up nice and warm and I feel a tickle along my legs. You probably know where this is going. I think nothing of it because you always get little sensations like that. Probably just leg hairs scraping the quilt. It happens a couple more times so I reach my hand down to investigate. Sure enough. It's hairy, it's crunchy, it's alive. I scream and spring up out of my bed like a madman. Hoo boy. I have just gathered every sheet, quilt, quilt cover, pillow case and pillow that was set up at that time and tossed it out into the hall.

I need to calm down. I'm feeling a bit light headed. I hope I didn't get bit. Maybe this is just me coming down off of the excitement. We'll see.

[enderlord99]

Well that was passionately unpleasant.

I'm lying in my bed, wrapped up nice and warm and I feel a tickle along my legs. You probably know where this is going. I think nothing of it because you always get little sensations like that. Probably just leg hairs scraping the quilt. It happens a couple more times so I reach my hand down to investigate. Sure enough. It's hairy, it's crunchy, it's alive. I scream and spring up out of my bed like a madman. Hoo boy. I have just gathered every sheet, quilt, quilt cover, pillow case and pillow that was set up at that time and tossed it out into the hall.

I need to calm down. I'm feeling a bit light headed. I hope I didn't get bit. Maybe this is just me coming down off of the excitement. We'll see.

You don't like spideys?

[Mokèlé-mbèmbé]

You don't like spideys?

I like them at a distance.

[enderlord99]

I like them at a distance.

That makes sense.

[Mokèlé-mbèmbé]

So I spotted the freeform RP section. What's that all about, huh?

[Qwertystop]

So I spotted the freeform RP section. What's that all about, huh?

It's about... well, depends on the thread. It's freeform, that's the point.

[FinnLassie]

Star Wars episode VIII starting soon. The theatre is full of teens. Gosh darn diddlie damn. >_>

[enderlord99]

I like them at a distance.

I had a class pet in kindergarten. It was not the usual rodent or ferret.