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2017-08-30, 08:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
That just seems like a bad approach to talk to women, really. I doubt she's going to be in the mood to play any video games after murdering her family for gold they don't possess. And she'd be like, 12. This also seems like a very involved process just to get some potato chips.
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2017-08-30, 08:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-08-30, 08:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-08-30, 08:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
A doppelganger, at least the D&D kind. Yes, I do have low self-esteem, but it's also about being genderfluid and wanting a body that fits who I am from moment to moment.
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2017-08-30, 08:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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I question your definition of 'cuddly' if you think that a murderous rage-fuelled Lycanthrope somehow qualifies. Also, you'd probably make any pet you possess end up like Goku's grandfather, so I can see some flaws with this plan.
I guess you could go with the sexy modern lycanthrope who has more control over themselves, but that point you might as well consider the Twilight Vampire a mythological creature. Through I guess Twilight Vampires could vampirize other people and then harvest their now gem-like organs, so there's something.For all of your completely and utterly honest needs. Zaydos made, Tiefling approved.
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2017-08-30, 08:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-08-30, 09:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
Monsters are generally predators, and that's about it. Like I'd get bored of killing people and pillaging villages pretty quickly. A shapeshifting creature could infiltrate the white house then go home and eat with it's human family. Perhaps a superhero is a better yet analogy, or super villain.
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary, two;
Or else the other way around, I'm never sure. Are you?
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2017-08-31, 12:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
1stly, if you go around killing people the police, the national guard, and then the army/air force are going to go after you pretty quickly, and I don't think there's much even a dragon could do against heat-seeking missiles (I'm sure using your fire breath is a GREAT idea) and modern anti-aircraft weaponry without changing shape to hide.
2ndly, you're going to get lonely. I think that if I were a dragon, I'd still want friends, and after the 4th "yes, I am an incredibly powerful dragon, no you don't need counseling" conversation, having those tends to get pretty boring, so you'd want to only have those talks with your really close pals and keep the other folks in the dark.
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2017-08-31, 01:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-08-31, 01:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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We mean D&D monsters right?
Mine would either be a Blue Dragon or a Weretiger.
Blue Dragons have always appealed to me. (Major bonus: electricity~) Also, my favorite color. I could live with that.
Weretigers are odd because I really don't care for cats (more of a dog person) but I don't like the whole stigma of werewolves since Twilight. Plus, in hybrid form I'm like a rakshasa without the backwards hands.
I currently have a weretiger barbarian in a friend's campaign (technically she's Mooncursed and it's Pathfinder so....) but I just love turning into a hybrid beast and wrecking face!
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2017-08-31, 01:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Yeah you could. Incorporeal through shapechange (there is no reason that a dragon with access to that spell shouldn't take it). They could drop nukes and it wouldn't matter. That damage isn't magical.
The second part is the one that you should worry about. Although there's probably some way around it.There is no emotion more useless in life than hate.
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2017-08-31, 03:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Some sort of shapeshifter
because i'm insecureSpoiler: things in which I used to be involved before i was claimed by the great pestilence of examsThe One Sane Drow (Vergil: Drow Sorcerer 5, CN)
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Running Total Of Things I've Critically Hit That Jormengand Didn't Want Me To Critically Hit: 3
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2017-08-31, 07:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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That's not a "modern" werewolf, that's just a different kind of werewolf. See "Bisclavret" ("The Werewolf") by Marie de France, for example (12th century). Or there's a very popular helpful and sympathetic character in Russian folklore - a wolf who has perfect control over himself and can transform into a human or into another animal:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsarev..._the_Gray_Wolf
Yeah. Glad to find someone who understands me! :)
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2017-08-31, 08:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Beorn. Because he's Beorn.
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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2017-08-31, 08:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Gold Dragon -- provided we can find some way to invite a teacup large enough for dragon hands to hold, a computer terminal and an xbox controller suitable for same.
If I can polymorph to human form, it's all good. Long life and the ability to commute by flying, as well as the privileges that come with being human.
Besides, I want to take my wife, drop by AuthorGirls castle and pay a visit. You can't sit in a comfy chair, or sip fine coffee, or read books in a parlor, easily in dragon form.
Respectfully,
Brian P."Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later, that debt is paid."
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2017-08-31, 10:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
My thought process was more like: what would allow me to pretty much live my life but with bonuses. So, doppleganger was my first thought. Then dragons came up and that's just doppleganger ++++ for my purposes. I can't imagine I'd ever need to fight an army or anything like that but the lifespan, bonus stats and magic would be nice.
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2017-08-31, 10:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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In the real world, as many have mentioned before, a shapeshifter would allow you to still function in society, though being a vampire still has certain allure.
In D&D, a Lich. Would probably go the Orochimaru route and keep switching bodies once the one I have has decayed too much. Maybe build an undead-powered super-computer because I'm a wizard and I don't have a sense of right or wrong.
In OWoD, a Ventrue with maxed Domination or a Mage with spheres of Time and Cardinal, allowing me to travel through space and time.OotS Avatar by Linklele.
Spoiler: When early morn walks forth in sober grey. - William BlakeOft when the summer sleeps among the trees,
Whispering faint murmurs to the scanty breeze,
I walk the village round; if at her side
A youth doth walk in stolen joy and pride,
I curse my stars in bitter grief and woe,
That made my love so high and me so low.
O should she e'er prove false, his limbs I'd tear
And throw all pity on the burning air;
I'd curse bright fortune for my mixed lot,
And then I'd die in peace, and be forgot.
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2017-08-31, 11:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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I would like to be a skeleton, but with that special effect form Mario, castlevania and dark souls that no matter how many times I'm broken destroyed or separated I will always come back and rebuild myself. Rather than serving an evil wizard or hunting humans to devour the flesh I would just focus on my research, being able to read and study without my fleshy bit distractions such as eating and sleeping sounds like a great time.
Bonus points I would look metal as hell.
People who are saying Lich are forgetting the ritual to become one is like extremely evil.
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2017-08-31, 12:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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I have an extended signature now. God knows why.
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2017-08-31, 12:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Possibly relevant
http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/st...comics104.htmlOriginally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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2017-08-31, 01:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-08-31, 01:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intr
Baron Bisclarvet couldn't controll his shapeshifting, and had to rely on people not stealing his clothes. I wouldn't trust people not to steal a half-eaten sandwich! He also got cornered by dogs, so he's obviously not a superpowered werewolf. Overall, very weak, 2/10 would not recommend.
The second story just appears to be a shapeshifitng wolf, and while shapeshifting is nifty, the wolf doesn't really display any powers or abilities other then looking like a pretty woman. I mean, for me, that'd be a step up in the looks department, but I still feel as if something is lacking.For all of your completely and utterly honest needs. Zaydos made, Tiefling approved.
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2017-08-31, 01:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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But not "a murderous rage-fuelled Lycanthrope" either.
In the most well-known version of the tale - a poetical 19th century retelling by Vasily Zhukovsky - it is stated that the Gray Wolf knows mathematics and teaches it to the children of Ivan and Helen when all the good characters live happily ever after (he also teaches them to read and write, tells stories to the younger ones and gives them useful advice).
I personally think knowing mathematics is a pretty cool superpower for a shapeshifting fairy-tale wolf.Last edited by Sobol; 2017-08-31 at 02:35 PM.
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2017-08-31, 04:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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But I didn't pick the demon! BTW, only people with SEVERE halitosis would pick a wind spirit. Just sayin
It's funny, but of all mythical/fantasy literature, dragons are probably the preferred "in-humanoid race" to spawn hybrids. Goblinoids and faerie are probably the closest second choice.
If he were to appear at my store, I would sell a dragon anything he wants. Yes, he can take my daughter too... for a price
That's when you conquer them before they get out of the Iron Age, you silly. Plant the seeds of your Eternal Empire early on, buddy!
That makes sense, since you are a insecure person who also feels weak. You're not.(sic)
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2017-08-31, 04:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Either a Cyberzombie, a la shadowrun. Or a high force free spirit. Also A La shadowrun.
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2017-08-31, 04:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Being a Frieza-race (or Arcosian, Frost Demon, whatever you want to call them) wouldn't be too bad either. Naturally powerful, presumably long lived, and robust enough to live in the vacuum of space and with half your body missing. Yeah, Androids have a more powerful baseline and unlimited energy, but Frieza-bros can apparently rival the gods with only a minimal amount of hard work (and be considered strongest in the universe for who knows how long by just sitting on their hands all day), so that's neat.
RE: Main topic, definitely some kind of shapeshifter. Preferably one with no hard coded limits and particularly partial shapeshifting. I want to be able to do everything from turn into other people and animals to making me my ideal self (complete with superhuman additions, enhanced eyesight and waterbreathing, that kinda thing) to turning my hands into a pair of pliers when I need them. I'm talkin' Alex Mercer meets Doppelganger meets Animorph, I want the whole shebang.
For convenience purposes, not much beats a true shapeshifter like that.
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2017-08-31, 05:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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That's very true, but I'd like an option between 'murderous' and 'lame'. That might be rarer to find.
I dunno. Freiza's race is never mentioned to have any females, so does that mean you get to fill in the blanks, or it's left to random chance or what when there's information missing regarding the race? If it works on Genie Logic, then you'll become of those guys just to find out they're entirely asexual which for most people, would suck.
Becoming a Doppelganger sounds pretty awesome simply because you could mimic people and play all sorts of jokes on people.For all of your completely and utterly honest needs. Zaydos made, Tiefling approved.
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2017-08-31, 06:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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@People saying Shapeshifter.
Don't Shapeshifters turn back to their original forms if they get knocked out or are sleeping?
I can only imagine you getting drunk passing out and turnign intro this:
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Or sleeping after an orgasm and the girl that is whith you freaking out.
Wow, your life must be extremely sad and boring for you to want the freedom to roam around freely so badly.Last edited by S@tanicoaldo; 2017-08-31 at 06:44 PM.
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2017-08-31, 06:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-08-31, 06:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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