JDNP King Maker

[Shongesabbe]

Spoiler: background info

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Oleg said that he first time they came they where led by a woman with hatchets she never gave her name. The man every time after that was the man that was second in charge the first time. Though again he never gave his name though has taunted Oleg with raping his wife several times if he ever trys anything.

The woman also stole Oleg’s wife’s wedding ring.

Also no they wouldn’t resist your ability making them unfriendly but just because they are not hostile doesn’t mean that they are not going to try to rape you. Or try and go through you to get the loot that they are going after.

Spoiler: Meta game info read

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The normal actions that they would do is draw weapons and attack and then if you didn’t surrender or die first they would rape, and torture you. So them just moving up with hostile intent without weapons drawn is a large step up.
Normal you wouldn’t even get a chance to talk unless it was in active combat now you could potentially do so.

Also they have orders one step from hostile to unfriendly isn’t going to change their minds and not do as they where told.
Trust that I know what I’m doing.

[Nathan-the-Anon]

"Now, now there's no need to get violent. We could do a simple prayer in private, for each of you of course. Then we could discuss the situation we're in and see if we can't find a way to better all of our positions without ruining, or ending, lives?" Scarlett lifts her skirt on the side of her hip to reveal a tattoo of the Holy Symbol of Calistria. "I work with the church and I'm sure it's much more satisfying to come.... to a peaceful conclusion, rather than the violent alternative."

She points towards the sleeping area ((A2)), and awaits their responses.

Spoiler: Diplomacy (Since it's all "truth")

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Spoiler: Calistria (Knowledge Religion)

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Calistria is known as a vindictive and deceitful Goddess, but the lesser races such as Humans and half-breeds only know of her usually from her Calistrian prostitutes that use the aspect of Lust, which most don't know is a tactic to gain information and deceive. But I figure if you want to roll for them and see if they know anything about Calistria you could. She's mostly famous with Elves.

[Shongesabbe]

The leader just looks at you confused in fact most of them look confused. Only two seem to have any clue as to what your talking about. One of these two pipes up and says “hay boss I’ve heard of them Calistria priests. The think sex is worship. I think Oleg really did get us whores. Must have had a bad month and thought that gettin is whores would make us go easy on emm.”

The others seem very interested.

The leader says “Well be that as it may we still need to bring back something for the boss of she will cut all our ***** off. But in the mean time I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to sample the wares.”

They all seem to let their guard down and start learning even more at the others.

You other party members don’t seem to know quite what to say and just look at you confused.

[Nathan-the-Anon]

"Oleg is a simple trader, and well.... Sometimes trade doesn't go well, you could accept me as his gift to your camp and I can attempt to sway your boss in your favor and even stay as a bridge between your men and the trading post." She gestures to the others to just back off and go along with it. "These companions of mine, well they're just here to make sure I wasn't just killed on the spot. Rumors of your ranks spread and as you know a rumor can vary from a band of ravenous barbarians to just a couple kobolds in disguise. I just wanted to make sure that you were a reputable group that wouldn't just bash my head in and defile my corpse.... Sadly they won't accompany further if I go with you, as that was part of their deal, you know how Good Samaritans are, good up until they get stuck doing something they don't want to. Naturally, if you would like I could pay them to gather supplies from the area such as wood, furs, and meat. We recently killed a couple boars and I am quite sure there's more out there."

Scarlett steps forward and bows, her arms showing the bandits towards the door. "Besides, returning with me isn't entirely returning empty handed and killing or punishing Oleg is definitely not going to get you supplies he doesn't have, hell it may even make him unable to ever get supplies. Especially if he's dead, and if anything ever happened to his wife, why he'd be so depressed that this trading post would be nothing in a matter of days. I also doubt anyone else would risk setting up here, after hearing about what happened to him."

"So, do we have a deal?"

Spoiler: Diplomacy for the bandits to accept the idea and keep the rest of the group out of it

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(1d20+31)[49]

Spoiler: Bluffing about the wares being gone, and that my companions are "Good Samaritans" that may help get supplies

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[Nathan-the-Anon]

Fixing broken roll

Spoiler: Diplomacy to convince them to not punish Oleg or his family

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[Shongesabbe]

They all follow you through the gates. Then the leader tells the men to stay outside and wait their turn. They dismount and wait near their mounts. Kyra waits near the gate and Valtyra near the door to the main building to protect Oleg and his wife.

Then you lead the leader into the guest house.

(Roll perception)

[Nathan-the-Anon]

"If you want, you can do as you need or I can go through the basic tenants of Calistria. Later on we could move on to the more advanced sessions, but even the most hardy barely last a few seconds so it's not as fun."

Spoiler: Perception

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(1d20+7)[10]

[Shongesabbe]

“Never had no Calistria tenants. Sounds fun. Let’s see what your god has taught you about pleasuring a man.” As he says this he pulls down his pants.

[Nathan-the-Anon]

"Well, lets see now. Basics and then finish, or do you want a full course? I warn you that this could take an hour or so, and you will be exhausted at the end. So please, when you decide you should probably give word to your men before we start so they don't grow suspicious."

Scarlett removes her armor and ceremonial silk robes, standing naked before him.

"Do decide quickly, I am not only the best of the temples in this realm, but I also enjoy it more than any other."

Spoiler: Decide

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Probably can just skip past this with a CHA and DEX check, with a performance check as well. Don't know what GitP's stance on detailed scenarios is.

[Shongesabbe]

“Don’t you worrie about them they know better then to disturb us.”

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we should skip it idk their exact policy on that kind of thing is and it would suck to get our tread taken down.

Just roll a cha and dex check along with the proformance check.

I’m also rolling a con check for him to see how long he lasts.

Do you have an idea of a dc for this kind of thing or should I just kinda make it up.

Con:(1d20+2)[8]

[Nathan-the-Anon]

Spoiler: D&D Sex Guide

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http://www.lysator.liu.se/~johol/net...ide/carnal.txt

Spoiler: Condensed rules from the linked guide

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At first glance, it may seem that a character can have sex for
quite a long time. This is true for player characters. They have
superior attributes and thus can perform better (that's why they're
great adventurers). However, an average character would have attributes
between 9-12. Using the below rules, an average character (10 or 11 in
all attributes) could go a minimum of 10 or 11 minutes (rounds) and
might be able to go an additional 10 or 11 minutes if very, very luck
(dice deities willing, but don't bet on it).
Some GMs may feel that certain races should be more adept at sex
than others. Many arguments can be made for every race. The one race
that most people feel should have modifiers is the dwarf race. However,
since theses rules are based on constitution and since initial
character generation gives bonus or penalties to Constitution (dwarves
get +1), it is not necessary to give additional modifiers to race.

The following is the steps to go through to see if a character can
continue having sex:

1) A character can initially last a minimum of rounds equal to his/her
Constitution with certain modifiers. Table 1 lists modifiers to
Constitution by dexterity (remember: it's how you use it). Table 2
lists modifiers to Constitution by strength (gotta be able to keep up).
Table 3 lists modifiers to Constitution by the partner's Charisma
(charismatic partners really enhance sex, even if their Attractiveness
isn't high). If he/she wishes to continue, then he/she must make
Constitution checks (Step 2).

2) After the initial rounds pass, the character must make a
Constitution check for each round he/she wishes to continue. Modifiers
to this check are from Table 1 and Table 2 And Table 3, plus cumulative
modifier of -1. The character also needs to make a time to climax (TTC)
check. A 1 on a 1d6 for males and a 1 on a 1d10 for women indicates
such an occurrence. An additional TTC roll is made and a result of 1
indicates multiple orgasms (keep rolling while 1s come up). Of course,
males could have trouble continuing after this, but the player can make
such decisions.

3) A failed check means the character lost interest for whatever
reason.

NOTE: In most cases it take two to tango, so remember to keep track of
all participants.


Table 1: Dexterity Modifier

A. Score Modifier
03-05 -4 <-- not much fun
06-08 -2
09-12 0
13-15 +2
16-18 +4 <-- someone could get hurt


Table 2: Strength Modifier

A. Score Modifier
03-05 -4 <-- wears out easily
06-08 -2
09-12 0
13-15 +2
16-18 +4 <-- nasty


Table 3: Partner's Charisma Modifier

A. Score Modifier
03-05 -4
06-08 -2
09-12 0
13-15 +2
16-18 +4

Spoiler: My base rounds of duration

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So at this I can go for about 30 rounds, or 3 minutes and need to make a check every round later.
This is 30 rounds base, with + or - 4 rounds depending on the Partner's Charisma as shown above. So anywhere between 26 and 34 rounds, then CON check @ the same bonuses with a cumulative -1 each round.

Also, I'll be rolling 1d10 for myself, and you roll 1d6 for him. As shown, a 1 = climax and roll again, each 1 results in another climax (until a 1 isn't rolled) they can attempt to continue, but if they fail their CON check they just can't get it up anymore.

[Shongesabbe]

First round of sexual combat!

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* post roll count doesn't match database

[Nathan-the-Anon]

*Post roll count doesn't match blablablah*
Scarlett focuses on making it the most pleasurable and painful experience that this bandit has ever experienced. She leans back, bends down and picks up a ceremonial dagger nearly identical to the three daggers on her hip tattoo. "Don't worry, this is just to make you last longer."

Spoiler: Dasterdly Daggers

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I'd like to make a Reflex save each time he rolls a 1 on that 1d6 to deal non-lethal Dagger damage to keep him going, at least until I don't catch him in time or until he passes out from non-lethal damage.

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[Shongesabbe]

He seems to be enjoying him self.
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[Nathan-the-Anon]

"Oh, no you don't. Not yet... you won't even get through the first tenant."

Spoiler: Reflex to catch him

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Spoiler: TTC check

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(1d10)[3]

Spoiler: If Reflex Success

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(1d4+4)[5] Non lethal damage, and a reroll on 1d6 to keep him from climax

Spoiler: Reflex Failure

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"Well, I guess the tenants are too much for a newcomer. Don't worry, time will allow for another release." Scarlett continues the tenants, while trying to keep him able to perform.
((He needs to start making another 1d6 check until he doesn't roll a 1, and I'd have him making CON checks at this point, but the good news is he gets to keep my +18 to his rolls for those ;) ))

[Shongesabbe]

“Dear god!”

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Con check (1d20+24)[25]

[Shongesabbe]

(Have to put more then just roll)

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[Shongesabbe]

And again

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[Nathan-the-Anon]

((EVEN IF I WANTED TO KEEP HIM FROM CLIMAX, I don't think I could make 3 successful reflex saves in a row.....))

Scarlett just stares in bewilderment at this poor man, basically a quivering mess before her. "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. Besides I'll bet you've lasted longer than the rest of your men already."

She grabs him firmly and begins the second tenant. "We'll see if you're able to continue." A sharp pain can be felt by the bandit leader as the blade of the dagger runs along his back. "This is just stimulus, it'll help."

Spoiler: Non-lethal damage from dagger

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Spoiler: TTC

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[Shongesabbe]

You hardly even get started before he pops again. But he seems able to keep going.

Though how much longer he will be able to keep going physically is unknown.

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if he didn’t have your bonus he would have almost failed that roll. From his bonus he would have got an 11 with the minus 1 that’s 10 lol

[Nathan-the-Anon]

"Well, we're going to continue until you pass out. Then we're going to finish the tenant, I'm going to wake you up present you to your men and perhaps, later tonight at your camp we can go again if you're up for it." Scarlett bites him on the neck and runs the dagger across his back again.

Spoiler: Bite + Dagger nonlethal

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Spoiler: TTC Round 4/30

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(1d10)[5]

[Shongesabbe]

He seems to catch his second wind and rally him self for more.

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he rolled a nat 20 on his con check also didn’t roll a one this time lol

[Nathan-the-Anon]

"See, a little pain always keeps you going!" Scarlett presses the hilt's metal tip into his back and begins the final act of the second tenant, forcing him inside herself.

Spoiler: Dagger damage

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Spoiler: TTC Round 5

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[Shongesabbe]

And with that his eyes roll back in his head with a moan and he goes limp. Obviously out cold.

Looks like he just couldn’t keep going.

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he was like 5 points from unconscious from non lethal damage with the 8 you have him he was done. LOL

[Nathan-the-Anon]

Scarlett quickly finishes and rolls him onto his chest, taking the dagger and casting brand. She brands his skin with a mark of Calistria, then traces the mark permanently into his skin with the dagger. Afterward she searches his clothes for anything of importance such as orders, a journal etc.

Spoiler: 1 point of this damage is lethal from the brand

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[Shongesabbe]

The only thing of any real value that you are able to find is 35 gold pieces and a silver amulet. The amulet is a silver disk with the skull of a stag on it.

Other then that there isn’t much of anything in his possessions.

[Nathan-the-Anon]

Scarlett leaves everything as it was and begins to massage the bandit's back, legs, shoulders and neck.

Spoiler: Heal check

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After about 5 minutes on each, Scarlett gently shakes him awake and gives him a kiss on the cheek. "I hope you feel well, though you slipped out of consciousness your body kept going. I must say, when you're not able to think about what's going on you do put up quite an astonishing bout of prowess in bed."

Spoiler: Bluff, about his performance

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Scarlett redresses, and holds her hand out towards him. "So, shall we confirm this deal? I figure to save time I'll see to the others at your camp, so you're not late to your boss."

Spoiler: Diplomacy

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[Shongesabbe]

As he wakes up he seems very groggy. But as you talk to him about his prowes he seems to become somewhat proud of himself.

He takes a min to collect himself then hobbles out of the door after getting dressed.

He says “well boys I’m sure you would all love a turn with that beauty but if we want to get back to camp today we best get going or we will get an ear full from the boss. Mount up she’s coming with us. Thank you all for your hospitality.”

He offers you a hand up onto his mount.

[Nathan-the-Anon]

Scarlett nods towards Valtyra and Oleg. "Take care, I'll let you know how everything goes with the boss later."

She turns towards the bandit and holds up her hand, "One second, just going to grab some things before we go." A few moments later she returns with her backpack, blanket and Scythe.
"Don't mind the weapon, it's an heirloom of mine... and well, it does make a good tool for tenant eight." Scarlett mounts up side saddle and wraps one arm around the bandit. "Shall we?"

[Shongesabbe]

“We shall.”

It is mostly uneventful on the way to their camp.

Once you are at camp a human female comes to greet you all.

She goes to the leader and says “what the **** is this! I sent you out to collect tax from Oleg and you come back with some trollop!”

“Easy she was a gift from Oleg since he couldn’t pay this month”

With that she back hands him “are you kidding me! If he couldn’t pay you should have taken what he had killed him and taken his wife and his gift. Maybe next time you will think with what’s up here” she pokes him in the head “and not with what’s down here!” With that she kicks him in the balls.

“Now what are we going to do. The stag lord will not stand for this. So in the morning we are going back to Oleg’s and taking everything he has! Or the stag lord will have all our heads!

Now what am I going to do with you whore? Particularly since you seem to have ****ed my toy without permission.” When she says toy she pokes the groaning bandit on the ground with her foot.