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2019-01-27, 11:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
So, I noticed in the webcomic and in SoD and Good Deeds gone UNpunished that almost all goblin and hobgoblin men are bald while most women have hair - however, there are exceptions to this with a few goblin men being shown with hair and at least one hobgoblin woman being bald/shaven. This lead me to wonder, is men shaving and women retaining head hair a cultural thing, or do goblins just have really bad male pattern baldness?
I know this is a really stupid question but I just keep imagining the gods creating the goblinoid races and going “yeah, they’ll die at fifty if adventurers haven’t gotten them, how about some double stat negatives for the goblins, and the others should have a level adjustment... hm. Good. What, we need more fluff? I don’t know, fangs are scary, and yellow eyes, and, screw it, let’s go with male pattern baldness. Except for the bugbears, they can be hairy, lol.Last edited by CriticalFailure; 2019-01-27 at 11:40 PM. Reason: Misspelled word
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2019-01-28, 04:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
It is for the same reason why male dwarves have beards and females doesn't (despite females being able to grow them). To help the reader tell a male goblin from a female. We humans aren't very good at telling one gender from another in other species.
It is even more difficult with lizardm... folk.
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2019-01-28, 06:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
Actually, apart from a throwaway gag in SoD, we don't even have any reason to think female dwarves in OOTS can grow beards.
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2019-01-28, 06:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-01-28, 10:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
Maybe dwarf women have a higher percent of hirsuitism but those who do typically shave. I’d imagine if 5-25% of dwarf women were capable of growing beards its likely the convention would be to shave. A lot of dwarf men seem to shave, anyways, so maybe all dwarves grow beards but it’s conventional for the female ones to shave.
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2019-01-28, 11:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
Last edited by D.One; 2019-01-28 at 11:25 AM.
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2019-01-28, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-01-28, 02:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
Maybe we’ve overlooked a table that gives percentage dice rolls for whether a character is capable of growing a beard based upon sex, age, and species.
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2019-01-28, 03:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Each one of us, alone, is but a drop in the sea
Our powers pale compared with the great heroes
Our battles don’t hit theheadlines or shake the earth
But they are few, can’t be everywhere, and we, many
So, when the world or universe needs saving, they come
But when people needs saving, we are the ones to appear
We're underdogs, but we rise up to the challenge to be heroes.
(Wishing Joe, a low-powered superhero)
"I really like the Geek Math'ology we do here"
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2019-01-28, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-01-28, 04:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
I'm looking suspiciously at High Priest(ess?) of Freyr...
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2019-01-28, 04:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
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2019-01-28, 07:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-01-28, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-01-28, 07:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-01-29, 06:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
Nale doesn't have a goatee because he's part-dwarf, he does because he's evil
Also, remember Kubota's mustache as an evil marker....Each one of us, alone, is but a drop in the sea
Our powers pale compared with the great heroes
Our battles don’t hit theheadlines or shake the earth
But they are few, can’t be everywhere, and we, many
So, when the world or universe needs saving, they come
But when people needs saving, we are the ones to appear
We're underdogs, but we rise up to the challenge to be heroes.
(Wishing Joe, a low-powered superhero)
"I really like the Geek Math'ology we do here"
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2019-01-29, 06:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
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2019-01-29, 07:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
Each one of us, alone, is but a drop in the sea
Our powers pale compared with the great heroes
Our battles don’t hit theheadlines or shake the earth
But they are few, can’t be everywhere, and we, many
So, when the world or universe needs saving, they come
But when people needs saving, we are the ones to appear
We're underdogs, but we rise up to the challenge to be heroes.
(Wishing Joe, a low-powered superhero)
"I really like the Geek Math'ology we do here"
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2019-01-29, 10:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-01-29, 11:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
Luckily, there is an official chart regarding the trustworthiness of beards.
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2019-01-29, 11:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
Each one of us, alone, is but a drop in the sea
Our powers pale compared with the great heroes
Our battles don’t hit theheadlines or shake the earth
But they are few, can’t be everywhere, and we, many
So, when the world or universe needs saving, they come
But when people needs saving, we are the ones to appear
We're underdogs, but we rise up to the challenge to be heroes.
(Wishing Joe, a low-powered superhero)
"I really like the Geek Math'ology we do here"
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2019-01-29, 11:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
And a lot of older goblins seem to adopt the goatee
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2019-01-30, 09:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-01-30, 09:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
Last edited by D.One; 2019-01-30 at 09:18 AM.
Each one of us, alone, is but a drop in the sea
Our powers pale compared with the great heroes
Our battles don’t hit theheadlines or shake the earth
But they are few, can’t be everywhere, and we, many
So, when the world or universe needs saving, they come
But when people needs saving, we are the ones to appear
We're underdogs, but we rise up to the challenge to be heroes.
(Wishing Joe, a low-powered superhero)
"I really like the Geek Math'ology we do here"
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2019-01-30, 09:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-01-30, 10:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-01-30, 10:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
Each one of us, alone, is but a drop in the sea
Our powers pale compared with the great heroes
Our battles don’t hit theheadlines or shake the earth
But they are few, can’t be everywhere, and we, many
So, when the world or universe needs saving, they come
But when people needs saving, we are the ones to appear
We're underdogs, but we rise up to the challenge to be heroes.
(Wishing Joe, a low-powered superhero)
"I really like the Geek Math'ology we do here"
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2019-01-30, 10:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
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2019-01-30, 10:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Incredibly significant story central question about goblinoids
I love the goatee with a goatee.
What facial hair do the other Detect Alignment spells use? Is “Detect Law” a cop mustache?
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2019-01-30, 12:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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