MS Paint Adventures (Homestuck) stuff

[Rater202]

So... Shipping!

I ship Davekat. Who agrees with me and who do I need to beat the stupid out of?

[Lord Raziere]

So... Shipping!

I ship Davekat. Who agrees with me and who do I need to beat the stupid out of?

I'd rather ship KarkatxNepeta and DavexTerezi

FOIT ME I SWEAR ON ME MUM, MOM EVEREST.

I GOT MY CHAINSWORDKIND ABSTRACTUS, COME AT ME YA GROT.

[enderlord99]

So... Shipping!

I ship Davekat. Who agrees with me and who do I need to beat the stupid out of?

I'd rather ship KarkatxNepeta and DavexTerezi

FOIT ME I SWEAR ON ME MUM, MOM EVEREST.

I GOT MY CHAINSWORDKIND ABSTRACTUS, COME AT ME YA GROT.

Rater's ship and Raziere's first ship are both stupid. Assuming "x" means "<3" that last one is almost canon, and I certainly agree with it.

EDIT: I also have a Leprechaun romance ship between a Carapacian and a Cherub, even though they've canonically never met. I'm not joking.

Specifically, it's Calliope's Mother clover-gold-balloon PM.

[Rater202]

Actually no, DavexTerezi basically didn't happen in the post John Retcon timeline and it imploded to Dave not being able to handle Terezi's abusive Kissmessitude with Gamzee. Was teased, butnot canon.

Meanwhile, in the post-retcon timeline, we have implications that Dave ht be gay, claims by a third party(IIRC Rose) that claims that either Dave or Karkat are already in a relationship with someone(Forget which one) and the montage that catches us up on the Retcon timeline shows Dave and Karkat hanging out and being besties up to and including cuddling on a couch.

[enderlord99]

Actually no, DavexTerezi basically didn't happen in the post John Retcon timeline and it imploded to Dave not being able to handle Terezi's abusive Kissmessitude with Gamzee. Was teased, butnot canon.

Do you know what the word "almost" means?

EDIT: Sorry, that was a bit more aggressive than it should have been. I don't have a better way to phrase it, though.

[Rater202]

Do you know what the word "almost" means?

Almost canon would indicate that it was possible in canon.

The ship was sunk in canon. It was teased, they tried it, and it didn't work out.

[enderlord99]

Almost canon would indicate that it was possible in canon.

The ship was sunk in canon. It was teased, they tried it, and it didn't work out.

Oh. I must have just misremembered, then.

What do you think of my trove-ship?

[keybounce]

who or what is punpun?

[enderlord99]

who or what is punpun?

A D&D character-build.

[Lord Raziere]

By the way:

if anyone is interested in stupid nonsensical homestuck quiz/zodiac sign stuff, I've found The Extended Zodiac the official personality quiz thing from the creators of homestuck/hiveswap themselves, tells you troll sign, which moon and aspect, but doesn't do class.

I took it and got Gold sign, Prospit and Light Aspect. Ironically I dislike the color yellow, despite all three of being yellow.

I've played Hiveswap Act 1 by the way, its real good with only minimal references to Homestuck, like they are there, and its clearly the same universe, but they're not all that important to the story being told, and its interesting to see trolls and humans interacting without the game itself getting in the way.

Spoiler: Hiveswap spoilers

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though its clear that the cherubs are somehow involved in this, given that the portal that transfers between Alternia and Earth are designed to fit with their aesthetics and motifs. Is this all somehow apart of Caliborn's plan as well? he does seem to like making all his plans unnecessarily convoluted....heck the entire story of Homestuck is essentially his unnecessarily convoluted narrative leading to his inevitable rise and victory, only thwarted by escaping the story itself.

lets just hope that the Hiveswap characters don't end up being caught in that and dying from the inevitable dooms that are going to befall their universes.

[Rater202]

Spoiler: sign

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Cansces. Lime, Derse, Life.

Also pretty sure I'm still a Page based on how my answers made me feel, so...

[enderlord99]

Does anyone else think that if they met (and were both capable of it, which is even more of a stretch) Calliope's mother would clover-gold-balloon PM?

[Sniccups]

Does anyone else think that if they met (and were both capable of it, which is even more of a stretch) Calliope's mother would clover-gold-balloon PM?

Despite the fact that we have no idea of the specifics of Calliope's mother's personality?

By the way, I'm a Virpia (Jade/Derse/Light)

[enderlord99]

Despite the fact that we have no idea of the specifics of Calliope's mother's personality?

By the way, I'm a Virpia (Jade/Derse/Light)

I'm also Derse/Light!

[Sniccups]

I'm also Derse/Light!

What color?

[enderlord99]

What color?

Well, the quiz didn't actually tell me that (instead having me guess at the very beginning) but gold's description seems to fit me, so that's what I guessed.

In other words, I'm probably Gempia.

[Rater202]

Well, the quiz didn't actually tell me that (instead having me guess at the very beginning) but gold's description seems to fit me, so that's what I guessed.

In other words, I'm probably Gempia.

You're suppose to use your actual birth sign.

Like, I'm a Cancer, so I chose lime.

Also, quiz confirms that Karkat would have been a limeblood without his mutation.

[enderlord99]

You're suppose to use your actual birth sign.

I don't know it, though. I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm "the rat" in the Chinese Zodiac, but I haven't a clue for the Western one.

EDIT: Just looked it up. My guess happened to be correct.

Also, I took the test twice and got different Lunar Sway between them (though Light aspect both times.) I just stated Derse above because its description made slightly more sense to me.

ION: If you prototyped a kernelsprite with an unhatched cherub egg (which had presumably been smashed beforehand, seeing as kernelsprites prefer dead things) how exactly do you think the sprite would end up?

[Sniccups]

How would you ever get a cherub egg to prototype with?

I imagine dealing with a split-personality sprite, Black Queen, and Black King would be ... interesting.

[enderlord99]

How would you ever get a cherub egg to prototype with?

I dunno... WPS maybe?

[LoneStarNorth]

How would you ever get a cherub egg to prototype with?

Shenanigans.

[enderlord99]

Spoiler: The following image is double-racist against Kanaya, and single-racist against many others.

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[Sniccups]

Spoiler: the following image is double-racist against kanaya, and single-racist against many others.

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Why did you post that!?

[enderlord99]

Why did you post that!?

Because it's also funny..?

[Lord Raziere]

Because it's also funny..?

Kankri is triggered by your image. He will come and endlessly announce trigger warnings and such at you. Fear his sermons!

[Sniccups]

Is it weird that I actually read through all of Kankri's dialogue in Openbound?

[Lord Raziere]

Is it weird that I actually read through all of Kankri's dialogue in Openbound?

even the very small bits of text no one can actually read done for the sake of the joke? or just the normal text? cause I don't think the latter is weird, its just takes patience.

if you did read the little text however if you can do that would be weird because I never heard of a way to do that and would like to know how you did that so I can see what he said. for curiosity's sake.

[enderlord99]

The "Man from Nantucket" limerick is pretty much exactly as dirty to trolls as it is to humans.

[Sniccups]

Just realized:

It's possible for a player to be the Mage of Rage, the Page of Rage, or the Knight of Light.

Also the Thief of Time, which would be an excellent Discworld reference.

I wonder what the powers of a Thief of Time would be. How would "stealing time" even work?

[Lord Raziere]

Just realized:

It's possible for a player to be the Mage of Rage, the Page of Rage, or the Knight of Light.

Also the Thief of Time, which would be an excellent Discworld reference.

I wonder what the powers of a Thief of Time would be. How would "stealing time" even work?

perhaps simply stealing years from people making them age while your lifespan is lengthened and you remain young. just steal an imp's time and boom they fall to dust.

or stealing someone's PLACE in time, like switching places with someone in a different time so you can be there instead of them. basically stealing someone's MOMENT. you can say they.....SEIZE THE DAY.

or basically stealing a big chunk of the length of time something occurs, when that thing is really long, so that it happens earlier than usual. Say you have something that takes hours to cook, you can steal time from the oven to make it like, a few minutes.