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2018-09-11, 09:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bartmanhomer's Ultimate Random Banter Thread #219
I would really like to see a game made by Obryn, Kurald Galain, and Knaight from these forums.
I'm not joking one bit. I would buy the hell out of that. -- ChubbyRain
Current Design Project: Legacy, a game of masters and apprentices for two players and a GM.
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2018-09-11, 10:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bartmanhomer's Ultimate Random Banter Thread #219
Clouddreamer Teddy by me, high above the world, far beyond its matters...
Spoiler: Banner by Vrythas
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2018-09-11, 11:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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2018-09-11, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-09-11, 01:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-09-11, 01:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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I use braces (also known as "curly brackets") to indicate sarcasm. If there are none present, I probably believe what I am saying; should it turn out to be inaccurate trivia, please tell me rather than trying to play along with an apparent joke I don't know I'm making.
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2018-09-11, 02:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-09-11, 03:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bartmanhomer's Ultimate Random Banter Thread #219
I'm fairly certain that my life is a sitcom written by an incompetent. I keep mentally going back and forth on whether to talk to people.
In more bantery news, I've decided to start writing stories again. So I opened up all my old drafts and yeah, I think I'm going to start something new and slightly less generic.
Also, jam is the stuff you spread on your toast that Americans mistakenly calll Jelly. I have no idea what cans have to do with it, because I'm agreeing that it comes in jars.
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2018-09-11, 04:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Jelly, jam and preserves are all fruit mixed with sugar and pectin. In jelly, the fruit comes in the form of fruit juice. In jam, the fruit comes in the form of fruit pulp or crushed fruit. In preserves, the fruit comes in the form of chunks in a syrup.
What now, Brits?Last edited by Peelee; 2018-09-11 at 04:08 PM.
Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
Number of times Roland St. Jude has sworn revenge upon me: 2
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2018-09-11, 04:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-09-11, 04:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-09-11, 04:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-09-11, 05:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bartmanhomer's Ultimate Random Banter Thread #219
I use braces (also known as "curly brackets") to indicate sarcasm. If there are none present, I probably believe what I am saying; should it turn out to be inaccurate trivia, please tell me rather than trying to play along with an apparent joke I don't know I'm making.
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2018-09-11, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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It just takes time to get better. I have decent writing skills (my ex claimed they were good, but I've fallen out with her), but struggle with the story aspect. Got most of my grammar down, and I'm good at vocabulary and structure.
Just watching an American house flipping show, and the hosts remarked 'this house is a hundred years old, that's ancient'. Made me giggle, as I've pretty much lived in 100+ year old houses all my life, although not quite old enough to be listed (but my parents now own a listed property), with the exception being when I was at uni.
A show that I would watch is getting a bunch of American house flippers over to the UK to do up a run down listed property (they do exist). There doesn't seem to be a concept of a listed building over there in any way like there is here, and it would be an interesting look at the differences between English and American house culture.
Although they'd probably make it open concept, and that would make it a much harder sell. We seem to like our seperated rooms.
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2018-09-11, 05:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
Number of times Roland St. Jude has sworn revenge upon me: 2
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2018-09-11, 05:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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I use braces (also known as "curly brackets") to indicate sarcasm. If there are none present, I probably believe what I am saying; should it turn out to be inaccurate trivia, please tell me rather than trying to play along with an apparent joke I don't know I'm making.
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2018-09-11, 05:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-09-11, 05:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-09-11, 05:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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I tend to write Space Opera or Cyberpunk (generally of the post- variety these days), with a little bit of High Fantasy (one of my favourite ideas I've had is to do a martial arts story in a pseudo-medieval setting, complete with wizened masters and academies), and a little bit of an attempt at a pro-science global warming themed story I liked but couldn't work out the characters for.
My SO settings tend to be relatively similar, using either FTL travel or reactionless thrusters* but not both (I've got a rough outline of one that uses both, but it spans thousands of years before FTL is developed in-universe). The current story I'm trying to write is a Space Opera, and FTL drives in it have the weird property of only working at Lagrange points (which is acknowledged in-universe to have been a pain to work out).
* stories in these ones tend to be confined to a single system, for obvious reasons.
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2018-09-11, 06:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-09-11, 07:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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As someone else noted, "to can" is a process of sealing something in a sterile environment to prevent it from going bad. Most home canning is actually sealing things in jars.
To be fair, I don't think I have ever lived more than 3 miles from a grocery store I actually liked.
There are occasionally house flipping or improvement shows that deal with historical properties (which some historical society has somehow managed to get their claws in to). Typically those have requirements about facade and footprint more than interior space. Oh, and most flipper shows annoy me to no end. About the only one I can stand is Rehab Addict, and she is mostly trying to bring the character out in old-ish homes.
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2018-09-11, 09:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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The first thing I said after waking up from my most recent time being under anesthesia was "you can put it in now" referring to the IV they had just taken out. They had to specifically tell me it was over.
I use braces (also known as "curly brackets") to indicate sarcasm. If there are none present, I probably believe what I am saying; should it turn out to be inaccurate trivia, please tell me rather than trying to play along with an apparent joke I don't know I'm making.
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2018-09-11, 09:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-09-11, 11:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-09-12, 04:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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"All your cheeze burgers iz minz!"
in 2013 I had my abdomen put back together - long story, I might tell it someday - and after 10 hours of surgery - like I said : loooong story - the first sound out of my mouth were the delicate utterances of dry heaves.
as to the canning thing, I thought Mason jars were supposed to hold moonshine, AKA corn squeezins and white lightning. funny thing about that stuff, people drink it, but it is also used as aircraft fuel. Hmm.Last edited by Insane Jeenyus; 2018-09-12 at 04:49 AM.
Has any one seen my jar of anti-protons or my cyclotron of positrons?
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2018-09-12, 04:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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2018-09-12, 05:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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Has any one seen my jar of anti-protons or my cyclotron of positrons?
Side employment:
Professor Emeritus:Studies of Supernatural Events and Countermeasures;
Miscatonic University, Nashville Campus
sig thread is here
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2018-09-12, 07:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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2018-09-13, 07:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Does anyone else know that kids' song about a goober pea committing suicide via locomotive?
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2018-09-14, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Kinda weird:
Last Tuesday, I way bodily assaulted.
That's what I can remember before I ran away from the scene.
Today, I got to talk with a buddy who was there when it all happened, and he got all emotional and even hugged me, which is very untypical for him.
Seems I'm as tough as lucky: That Nazi A-hole thought I was an easy victim and wanted to knock me out, something I managed to outlast, grab my stuff and run away.
Today, I heard that the young Turk I was talking with at that time tried to defend me and got more beat up than me before the rest of the crew dared to intervene before said a-hole pulled a weapon and tried to kill the young Turk (This being Germany, we talk about smashing a bottle of beer and going for the throat. Pretty personal and bloody, so the reaction is different)
So, normally, work is done, you commute how, grab a bottle or can and drink and talk with your buddies, before you head home, right? Now today was a bit weird and different, because they looked at me and asked me "you're well and alive?".