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    Default Oh come all yee faithful, it's the best Husbando round!

    As promised, I've returned to poll the forum and my followers (make your devotion known and get a free fortune reading from me)! Who is your best boy from the Order of the Stick fantasy web comic series incorporated?

    Roy: He's the kinda guy I like. Level headed, brave and always willing to fight for what's right. He was more pretty as a girl though.

    Elan: Eh, Haley can have him.

    Belkar: Maybe when I was 15.

    Durkon: Too hairy, honestly. I don't mind a bit, but I can't imagine his chest is smooth enough for my gentle skin.

    Thor: Too progressive.

    Redcloak: His personality might actually win it all... if I hadn't just recently watched Goblin Slayer. I know the grotty little things his kind partake in!

    Xykon: As long as he didn't kill me, he's my kind of crazy.

    Jake/Malack: YES! HE WILL BE MINE! ... I mean, sure, y'know, he's all right.

    Snarl: I think he's a boy. I like those tentacles... but they'd probably kill me.

    Minrah: If she is a she who wants to be a he, like, maybe? I dunno.

    Shojo: When he was alive, sure! Silver fox all the way.

    Hinjo: Too bossy. See, boys can be bossy too!

    Tarquin: Mmm, I take it back, THIS is what a silver fox looks like!

    Loki: Maybe, if I was very, very intoxicated. I hope he got better after that thing with the goat.

    Diago: I'm a known homewrecker!

    MitD: I'd love to peek under his umbrella. Veeery nice!



    So, who's your favourite husbando!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luna_Mayflower View Post
    Jake/Malack: YES! HE WILL BE MINE!
    Ahem...Hey Luna, remember this post?

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    I'm nice right now. No threatening of families. Besides, you can have Jake... Hilgya is my new squeeze! :3


    Quote Originally Posted by Luna_Mayflower View Post
    Redcloak: His personality might actually win it all... if I hadn't just recently watched Goblin Slayer. I know the grotty little things his kind partake in!
    That show is a shameless anti-goblin propaganda. Don't believe it.
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    No love for O'chul?

    Not sure if I get a vote since I'm already married, but if I have to, I vote Shojo. Roy a close second.

    Also not sure if this counts, but two of my friends who read the comic but don't have forum accounts vote: Both voting Belkar.
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    but what about Roy's Archon

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    No mention of Julio or Felix?

    Durkon's uncle Thirden seems a pleasant sort too.

    I bet the high priest of Vafthrudnir would make for an interesting conversationalist... Once you got him to open up.

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    Does Vaarsuvius count? If so, them. Otherwise, I don't know, maybe Julio? Or Tarquin, especially if I can be co-emperor/empress.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luna_Mayflower View Post
    Snarl: I think he's a boy. I like those tentacles... but they'd probably kill me.
    "Probably"is too optimistic.
    Diago: I'm a known homewrecker!
    And you didn't even bother to remember his name


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    If I were a girl, or gay, obviously Nale. Blonde, nice, smart, 18 cha under the hood, and months of unholy love with only one sacrifice.
    I'd like to make some evil mastermind plot with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synesthesy View Post
    If I were a girl, or gay, obviously Nale. Blonde, nice, smart, 18 cha under the hood, and months of unholy love with only one sacrifice.
    I'd like to make some evil mastermind plot with him.
    Nale is too much of a narcissist for me. Tarquin would be the obvious choice (plus it comes with an empire) and mabye even Elan (though he would get on my nerves).
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    Miron wouldn't be a bad choice either. Sure he's a wizard that got hoist by his own contingencies, but he's gotta be incredibly smart to even have been able to set those up in the first place, and seemed much more down to earth than both Nale and Tarquin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RatElemental View Post
    Miron wouldn't be a bad choice either. Sure he's a wizard that got hoist by his own contingencies, but he's gotta be incredibly smart to even have been able to set those up in the first place, and seemed much more down to earth than both Nale and Tarquin.
    Unless he's a Sorcerer, of course, and isn't incredibly smart.
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    That Guy With A Halberd is the obvious choice.

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    Tarquin all the way. Love his fictional type!

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    Quote Originally Posted by martianmister View Post
    Ahem...Hey Luna, remember this post?







    That show is a shameless anti-goblin propaganda. Don't believe it.
    Nooooo! I wasn't compos mentis when I wrote that! Don't trust me! And really?! Wow, that's opened my mind!

    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    Does Vaarsuvius count? If so, them. Otherwise, I don't know, maybe Julio? Or Tarquin, especially if I can be co-emperor/empress.
    If you've been following my slow descent into madness prophecies, you'll know that long ago I learnt from a prophetic dream that V is female. Good choice on the silver fox there, darling!

    Quote Originally Posted by Synesthesy View Post
    If I were a girl, or gay, obviously Nale. Blonde, nice, smart, 18 cha under the hood, and months of unholy love with only one sacrifice.
    I'd like to make some evil mastermind plot with him.
    Could you defeat Sabine though and claim him as your beautiful blonde prize?

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    Tarquin all the way. Love his fictional type!
    Indeed! He's quite the charmer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luna_Mayflower View Post

    Could you defeat Sabine though and claim him as your beautiful blonde prize?


    As a famous Italian singer said, geometry (triangles, in this case) is not a crime (wink wink).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synesthesy View Post
    As a famous Italian singer said, geometry (triangles, in this case) is not a crime (wink wink).
    I got distracted after you said the word "threesome"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    I got distracted after you said the word "threesome"
    With her shapeshifting, Sabine could get in on the "being a husbando" action too.

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    Man, I can't think of very many who'd be good husbando material...

    Malack is the first to come to mind. He seems both passionate and responsible, with just enough crazy to keep things interesting.

    Then maybe the frost giant god, Thrym? He seems like a devoted partner and might even be kind of competent!

    Oh! What about Horace Greenhilt? I call Horace Greenhilt! He's got a good head on his shoulders, AND he's already dead! What more could you want in a husbando besides all that soul energy from being almost enlightened!

    Also, Roy's Archon. There have to be some unexplored possibilities there...

    Speaking of possibilities: Banjo. I'm gonna leave that one right now.

    And let's get real again and talk about O-Chul. Paladins make the best partners, and this one didn't even wind up having a short life span! I'm not biased at all...
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    I'd pick Right-Eye! This guy knew what was important (family) and was ready to fight for it! You know, assuming I was single and was into guys.
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    In my fantasies, I be a dutiful and loving wife to my dear Ambassador Gourntonk.

    He'll never come home to see how well I did the dishes...
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