Ask Homer Simpson About Anything

[JeenLeen]

How's your brother doing?

(I forget, in Simpsons canon, what finally happened to Homer's brother. Or was it half-brother? Been a while since I've watched it.)

[Bartmanhomer]

How's your brother doing?

(I forget, in Simpsons canon, what finally happened to Homer's brother. Or was it half-brother? Been a while since I've watched it.)

He's doing well.

[Bartmanhomer]

What's a fire? And why does it - what's the word - "burn"?

A fire is a substance that gives extreme heat to cause to burn. Burn is extreme heat. It's in the dictionary.

[JeenLeen]

A fire is a substance that gives extreme heat to cause to burn. Burn is extreme heat. It's in the dictionary.

How'd you make the cereal catch on fire that one time? Seemed like you just poured in some milk on it, and it caught aflame like your other dishes.

[Bartmanhomer]

How'd you make the cereal catch on fire that one time? Seemed like you just poured in some milk on it, and it caught aflame like your other dishes.

That's a good question. I've been trying to figure that out for a long time and I really don't have an answer to your question.

[The Big Bear]

Hey Homer, have you sent Weird Al any more ideas since “Everyone Bites the Crust”?

[Bartmanhomer]

Hey Homer, have you sent Weird Al any more ideas since “Everyone Bites the Crust”?

No. I'm afraid not.

[Magic_Hat]

Hey everybody. I feel like that I want to make this thread to asked me just about anything that you always wanted to ask me about and I'll answer to the best of my ability. Ok ready go.

Is it possible to type while wearing boxing gloves? And if so how?

[Bartmanhomer]

Is it possible to type while wearing boxing gloves? And if so how?

No.

Members in this forum. You can also asked me real questions about my life and such not just the TV shoe.

[Magic_Hat]

No.

Members in this forum. You can also asked me real questions about my life and such not just the TV shoe.

Um...

Favorite book?
Favorite film?
Favorite video game?
Favorite color?

[Bartmanhomer]

Um...

Favorite book?
Favorite film?
Favorite video game?
Favorite color?

Necronomicon, Revenge of the Sith, Super Smash Bros. Blue.

[Xania]

What made you identify yourself with Homer?

[Bartmanhomer]

What made you identify yourself with Homer?

The Woo-hoos and the D'ohs.

[Mystic Muse]

If you're Homer, why is your username Bartmanhomer?

[Bartmanhomer]

If you're Homer, why is your username Bartmanhomer?

I got the username Bartmanhomer because I'm trying to think of something unique.

[Magic_Hat]

What made you identify yourself with Homer?

The Woo-hoos and the D'ohs.

Speaking of Homer what do you think of the Iliad and the Odyssey?

[Bartmanhomer]

Speaking of Homer what do you think of the Iliad and the Odyssey?

Didn't care for it.

[Peelee]

Didn't care for it.

What did you like about Ionia?

[Bartmanhomer]

What did you like about Ionia?

As I said before I didn't care for it. Next please.

[Peelee]

As I said before I didn't care for it. Next please.

The Iliad was an epic poem. Ionia was the Greek region where Homer was from.

[Bartmanhomer]

The Iliad was an epic poem. Ionia was the Greek region where Homer was from.

Oh yeah. Lovely place. The ambrosia (food) is great.

[Magic_Hat]

What time do you go to bed?
What time do you get up?
What's your favorite outdoor activity?
How is a raven like a writing desk, and do you get this reference?

[2D8HP]

Actually, it doesn't look like there's a forum rule against doxxing

"Doxxing" is revealing someone's identify right?

Well if someone brings me a corned beef sandwich and a pint of ale to the door with the sign that says "Plumber" in the basement of 850 Bryant Street in the next hour you can see 2D8HP face-to-face (please hurry I'm hungry!)

Oh yeah. Lovely place. The ambrosia (food) is great.

Good food you say?

Noted!

[Bartmanhomer]

What time do you go to bed?
What time do you get up?
What's your favorite outdoor activity?
How is a raven like a writing desk, and do you get this reference?

11:00 PM, 4:00 AM, Walking, I don't know.

[AchtungNight]

Did you ever find the any key on your computer? I ask because I still am looking for mine.

[Bartmanhomer]

Did you ever find the any key on your computer? I ask because I still am looking for mine.

No. I look for that key everywhere and still can't find it.

[danzibr]

11:00 PM, 4:00 AM, Walking, I don't know.

Dang. I can barely function on 5 hours of sleep.

How do you think the unthinkable?

[Peelee]

Dang. I can barely function on 5 hours of sleep.

How do you think the unthinkable?

Different strikes for different folks. I sleep as long as I can, but I'm normally fine on the rare occasion I only get four hours or so.

[Bartmanhomer]

Dang. I can barely function on 5 hours of sleep.

How do you think the unthinkable?

I've no idea. Next question.

[danzibr]

Different strikes for different folks. I sleep as long as I can, but I'm normally fine on the rare occasion I only get four hours or so.

Eech, 4 hours. I’d have a splitting headache all day.

I've no idea. Next question.

An itheberg!