Ask Homer Simpson About Anything

[Xania]

I have read your comment in another thread about a basketball match, as a disaster in every sport tried, i would like to know how to have such a thing to remember feels.

Please completely ignore me if that post was not yours and you don't even know what i'm talking about.

[Bartmanhomer]

I have read your comment in another thread about a basketball match, as a disaster in every sport tried, I would like to know how to have such a thing to remember feels.

Please completely ignore me if that post was not yours and you don't even know what I'm talking about.

I've looked in the other thread and I think I know what you're talking. I really can't vouch for an answer to that, sorry.

[Xania]

I see, it's understandable.

What kind of computer do you use?

[Bartmanhomer]

I see, it's understandable.

What kind of computer do you use?

I don't use a computer. Just my smartphone.

[Magic_Hat]

What was the last great youtube video you watched?

[Bartmanhomer]

What was the last great youtube video you watched?

Nothing so great about Youtube anymore. The last video that I've watched is the Three Hoodoo Sister video.

[Fevvers]

Beer vs. donuts? Which would win?

[Bartmanhomer]

Beer vs. doughnuts? Which would win?

Doughnuts obviously.

[Fevvers]

Doughnuts obviously.

Obviously!

But what about Free Beer vs Purchased Donuts...?

[Bartmanhomer]

Obviously!

But what about Free Beer vs Purchased Donuts...?

Free beer all the way.

[Fevvers]

Free beer all the way.

Congratulations! Truly Homeric wisdom, deserving of the greatest of prizes...

[danzibr]

Any plans for this years April fools?

[Bartmanhomer]

Any plans for this years April fools?

No. Any reason why you ask. I'm just curious.

[danzibr]

No. Any reason why you ask. I'm just curious.

iirc the last two April fools you forged some b-ball players signatures.

[Peelee]

iirc the last two April fools you forged some b-ball players signatures.

Wait, those were fake?!?

[Bartmanhomer]

iirc the last two April fools you forged some b-ball players signatures.

No, I didn't forge any signature. Those were real.

[Magic_Hat]

Is Bart or Homer really your favorite Simpsons character? If so, who is your favorite Simpsons character that is not a member of the Simpsons family?

[crystaleye]

Are you vegan?

[Bartmanhomer]

Is Bart or Homer really your favourite Simpsons character? If so, who is your favourite Simpsons character that is not a member of the Simpsons family?

Homer is my favourite character.

Are you vegan?

No I eat meat.

[Razade]

No I eat meat.

You can be a meat eater and still be vegan. You're just not allowed to eat any animal that thinks, so you're probably a vegan.

[Magic_Hat]

Homer is my favourite character.

And non-Simpsons-family-member character?

[Bartmanhomer]

You can be a meat eater and still be vegan. You're just not allowed to eat any animal that thinks, so you're probably a vegan.

Animal is made out of meat.

[danzibr]

No, I didn't forge any signature. Those were real.

Wait... it’s not April first yet.

[Persant Lamorak]

Homer, you receive a free beer at the bar for your birthday. Do you choose Duff, Duff Light, or an imported beer?

[Bartmanhomer]

And non-Simpsons-family-member character?

Milhouse Van Houten

Homer, you receive a free beer at the bar for your birthday. Do you choose Duff, Duff Light, or an imported beer?

Regular Duff.

[Magic_Hat]

Did Poochie really die on his trip back to his home planet?

[Bartmanhomer]

Did Poochie really die on his trip back to his home planet?

Yes. He did die on his trip back to his home planet.

[Xania]

The episode with Poochie in it is my favourite, wich is yours?

[Bartmanhomer]

The episode with Poochie in it is my favourite, which is yours?

The episode which I tried to skateboard to jump the Springfield Gorge.

[Magic_Hat]

How do you feel about "Principal Skinner" really being Armin Tamzarian?