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2018-12-12, 01:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Durkon is in a messed up threesome, whether he wants to be or not
Hilgya is in the process of resurrecting Durkon. We don't know the details of how that came about. (It might take the proverbial 30 strips to get those details.) Probably Hilgya was prepared for two resurrections so she could murder him more than once.
Durkon on the other hand has promised to resurrect Minrah at the first opportunity. If Hilgya has a spare resurrection lying around, Durkon is committed to at least asking if he can borrow the diamonds if not have Hilgya do the deed.
Hilgya might (possibly after a few revenge murders) be willing to kiss and make up with Durkon. However that is all going to be messed up when Durkon asks for help in resurrecting his blonde "friend". Fairly obviously Durkon means nothing sexual by his friendship with Minrah. He just wants to keep a promise to a friend - which is his nature. More than that by his nature he will want to stand by Hilgya and Kudzu to the maximum that is possible and moral and honourable. Minrah might not even be sexually interested in males for all we know. But none of that will stop Hilgya from jumping to conclusion.
This is a train wreck in slow motion.Last edited by Mad Humanist; 2018-12-12 at 01:47 PM.
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2018-12-12, 01:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Durkon is in a messed up threesome, whether he wants to be or not
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2018-12-12, 02:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-12-12, 02:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-12-12, 02:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-12-12, 02:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Durkon is in a messed up threesome, whether he wants to be or not
I mean, this assumes that Durkon and Minrah have any romantic feelings for one another, or that Hilgya would care (beyond the general level of "he's a pig") about it even if they did.
'Course, my general opinion is that people are still putting way to much importance in Minrah. And her (eventually) being revived doesn't really change that.Last edited by Rrmcklin; 2018-12-12 at 02:38 PM.
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2018-12-12, 02:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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No it assumes only that Durkon will tell Hilgya he intends to bring Minrah back to life and that Hilgya does what she does best.
I was really expecting Minrah to retire into Valhalla. But for my point it does not matter whether Durkon does bring her back to life. It only matters that Durkon will tell Hilgya about her wish (and that Hilgya does what she does best).Ever wondered how many games are mentioned in the comic? I have listed them all in a geeklist: https://boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/2...es-order-stick
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2018-12-12, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-12-12, 02:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Durkon is in a messed up threesome, whether he wants to be or not
I mean, Durkon aside she really has no reason to not bring Minrah back if she can. I doubt she'll have anything against her. Unless she's petty enough to go "If you want it, then no way!" which, fair enough, I could see Hilgya doing.
Though if this come up I just figure it'll be more comedy than anything else. Anything else would be wasting time.Last edited by Rrmcklin; 2018-12-12 at 02:49 PM.
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2018-12-12, 02:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-12-12, 02:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-12-12, 02:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-12-12, 03:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-12-12, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-12-12, 03:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Durkon is in a messed up threesome, whether he wants to be or not
It doesn't.
Originally Posted by Durkon ThundershieldNon caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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2018-12-12, 03:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Durkon is in a messed up threesome, whether he wants to be or not
True, but I meant if Durkon told Hilgya Minrah wanted to come back.
But, yeah, the very fact that Minrah's not in a hurry as long as it happens (because she understands the gravity of Durkon's situation) makes me think she's not coming back immediately.
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2018-12-12, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Durkon is in a messed up threesome, whether he wants to be or not
You all need to rule out the idea that Durkon and Hilgya are gonna to match up and be happy every after. Durkon is still LG and Hilgya is still CE. Some folks think she is CN, but that doesn't defeats the "irreconciliable alignments" problem. Durkon believes in honor, responsibility and dwarven traditions. Hilgya belives in exactly the opposite.
Their viewpoints are too different to bring anything but misery to them both and their child if they attempt to become a couple for Kuzdu. And Hilgya has already shown that she isn't going to consensuate any decission about Kuzdu with anyone. And Durkon is not the kind of man to duck on responsibility. The whole thing can only end in disaster.
Ain't gonna happen.
Yes, Durkon has a problem. But that problem is not that Minrah can potentially become a love interest. His problem is that he had a son with a woman whose character is irreconciliable with him's, and who doesn't seems willing to accept any kind of compromise regarding a child Durkon feels responsible for.
I don't really know how The Giant plans to solve that one. He made a tall order, and I am a bit affraid that the resolution will provoke strong and opposed oppinions on the fanbase.
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2018-12-12, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-12-12, 03:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-12-12, 03:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-12-12, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-12-12, 03:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Durkon is in a messed up threesome, whether he wants to be or not
In fact, Durkon needed a resurrection spell for the same reason that his body turned into dust when Belkar staked him: he was a vampire, and destroyed vampires can't be raised by a raise dead spell. Veldrina points it out here.
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2018-12-12, 03:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-12-12, 04:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-12-12, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Durkon is in a messed up threesome, whether he wants to be or not
Nope;
Originally Posted by Peelee's Ye Olde SRDe
ETA: checked. It's not explicitly allowed, and it's more powerful than True Res, a 9th level spell (since even that can't bring back someone who is currently undead), so it'd be up to DM fiat. Most likely monkey-pawed to hell and back if they allowed it at all.Last edited by Peelee; 2018-12-12 at 04:06 PM.
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2018-12-12, 05:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Durkon is in a messed up threesome, whether he wants to be or not
No she says, it's because of the "Negative particle wave interference". Note that Durkon*'s mind is made of Negative Energy.
What I meant was that Veldrina was saying: "No spell can bring back an undead (because NPWI)* so we'd need to kill him first, and then we'd need Resurrection, because of the ash".
*Which, I think is not in D&D rules, but is an elegant way of justifying the rule: the Negative Energy powering the undead cancels out the positive energy of your spell, so you do need to get rid of it first.Forum Wisdom
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2018-12-12, 05:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Durkon is in a messed up threesome, whether he wants to be or not
See, I read "she" and assumed you were referring to KevinStormrast. This is why pronouns need to go the way of the dodo. Pronouns only obscure meaning.
What I meant was that Veldrina was saying: "No spell can bring back an undead (because NPWI)* so we'd need to kill him first, and then we'd need Resurrection, because of the ash."
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2018-12-12, 05:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-12-12, 05:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-12-12, 05:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
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