Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220

[Bartmanhomer]

Who's watching the Oscars?

They're complete theatrical crap, of course, but it's still nice to see some of the stuff going on.

Predictions? Rami Malek's a shoo-in for Best Actor, but I'm unsure who'll win Best Picture (other than it won't be The Favorite or Black Panther).

I am with my older brother.

[HalfTangible]

The Oscars are on?

[Bartmanhomer]

The Oscars are on?

Yes. Didn't you see my post?

[Insane Jeenyus]

I am with my older brother.

Older brothers are fun to be with, especially if they have children that ask what kind of trouble we got into.

[Bartmanhomer]

This is a photo of myself: http://imgur.com/49BxKjV

[Peelee]

This is a photo of myself: http://imgur.com/49BxKjV

Lookin'' good, dude!

[Bartmanhomer]

Lookin'' good, dude!

Thank you.

[enderlord99]

I have a potential slogan for an energy-drink company.

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"Wake the dead, then send them right back from a heart-attack! (DISCLAIMER: Contents of this can are only potentially capable of the second part. Don't drink more than one can per day. You have been warned!)"

...I never said it was a good slogan.

[Insane Jeenyus]

This is a picture of me in december 2011

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This is from May of 2018




the goofy lookin one in back is my older brother.

[Bartmanhomer]

Older brothers are fun to be with, especially if they have children that ask what kind of trouble we got into.

Well, my older brother is not planning to have kids. And yes I do agree with your older brothers are fun to be with. But there are times that we argue and disagree. All sibling do that.

[Anonymouswizard]

I'd join in the Sharing pictures bit, but it's been over six months since the last one of me, I now keep my beard much shorter, and I haven't got around to taking a new online dating selfie yet.

[Insane Jeenyus]

Well, my older brother is not planning to have kids. And yes I do agree with your older brothers are fun to be with. But there are times that we argue and disagree. All sibling do that.

Ah yes, argumentation and siblings. Perpetually even.

[Bartmanhomer]

Ah yes, argumentation and siblings. Perpetually even.

But in all fairness. An argument between siblings is short lived.....most of the time.

[enderlord99]

I just had some yogurt, noticed it tasted funny, and checked the expiration date.

It was the year before last.

[Mith]

I just had some yogurt, noticed it tasted funny, and checked the expiration date.

It was the year before last.

You are definitely highly cultured now.

Unfortunately, it may be botulism.

[enderlord99]

You are definitely highly cultured now.

Apparently, yeah.

Unfortunately, it may be botulism.

I sure hope not.

[Mith]

Apparently, yeah.

I sure hope not.

Pretty sure that if there was going to be problems, you'd have felt them by now.

[halfeye]

Pretty sure that if there was going to be problems, you'd have felt them by now.

Or not, due to being dead.

[SZbNAhL]

Or not, due to being dead.

Pretty sure he'd feel something before dying. Whether or not he's still feeling it now is a different question entirely.

[Peelee]

It has been a while since they posted....

[Bartmanhomer]

Whatever happened to Warkitty? I haven't seen her post for a while?

[Peelee]

Whatever happened to Warkitty? I haven't seen her post for a while?

Bad yogurt.

[enderlord99]

It has been a while since they posted....

I'm still here.

[Peelee]

I'm still here.

Ah. The dead walk among us, I see.

[factotum]

Ah. The dead walk among us, I see.

I'll get the wooden stakes, you bring the garlic.

[Peelee]

I'll get the wooden stakes, you bring the garlic.

I don't know whether to be reassured that you know how to delegate well or weirded out that you know that I always have a large amount of garlic on hand...

[Rockphed]

I don't know whether to be reassured that you know how to delegate well or weirded out that you know that I always have a large amount of garlic on hand...

Wait, you don't know why you need a large supply of garlic? Well, I'm sure you can do the math. You do have until next tuesday.

[Peelee]

Wait, you don't know why you need a large supply of garlic? Well, I'm sure you can do the math. You do have until next tuesday.

Garlic is love, garlic is life.

Also onion and butter.

[enderlord99]

If you take the flavor-changes that would transform "thing that tastes like milk" to "thing that tastes like yogurt" and apply them to yogurt a few dozen times, that's what the expired yogurt tasted like. It said it contained live cultures on the label. I believe it was technically a "best before" date, not a "use before" date. I only had about one spoonful in the first place.

All it really did is give me some gas, I think.

[tyckspoon]

I don't know whether to be reassured that you know how to delegate well or weirded out that you know that I always have a large amount of garlic on hand...

I just assume everybody always has a large amount of garlic on hand. It's one of the four basic food groups, why wouldn't you have some?

Garlic, Cajun seasoning blends, herbes de provence, vanilla extract.