Sauron vs Voldemort

[Ditto]

Lucifer was the lightbringer, but he didn't exactly get a good rap. A mighty force for Team X finds he has a better idea of how to look at things, angers Captain X, big battle, and Lucifer spends the rest of his days trying to seduce people to his side. But still gets together with Captain X on Tuesdays for poker night, because that's how the mighty forces roll.

Lucifer has to bring the cookies, though, and only gets the leftover coconut-flavored ones nobody likes. It's a small price to pay for the company.

[Rowanomicon]

OK, there is no direct representation of Lucifer in this religion. I was just saying that in one sense I am the Lucifer of this religion.

This is so freakin' off topic it's unbelievable.

To remedy that: I still maintain that Sauron would dominate Voldy et co (the ones that lived) into eternal service.
However, the ultimate winner would be warty goblin.

Lucifer has to bring the cookies, though, and only gets the leftover coconut-flavored ones nobody likes. It's a small price to pay for the company.

Ug, coconut...

I am definitely not like Luficer in that sense. I get first dibs on the cookies.

You were right (when you said you were Lucifer) in that sense. You must appease us (and Sauron) with cookies and you only get the coconut ones. Its a punishment for arguing against The Dark Lord in this thread. Oh, and you should probably stop giving us ideas for hell.

[EvilElitest]

OK, there is no direct representation of Lucifer in this religion. I was just saying that in one sense I am the Lucifer of this religion.

This is so freakin' off topic it's unbelievable.

To remedy that: I still maintain that Sauron would dominate Voldy et co (the ones that lived) into eternal service.
However, the ultimate winner would be warty goblin.



Ug, coconut...

I am definitely not like Luficer in that sense. I get first dibs on the cookies.

You were right (when you said you were Lucifer) in that sense. You must appease us (and Sauron) with cookies and you only get the coconut ones. Its a punishment for arguing against The Dark Lord in this thread. Oh, and you should probably stop giving us ideas for hell.

My idea of hell, being forced to listen to jingle bells, every single version of the song ever written, preformed every single time it has ever been preformed. Followed by every other annoying christmas song (they never play any jewish ones in class, i really ought to look into that )
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[Blue_C.]

My idea of hell, being forced to listen to jingle bells, every single version of the song ever written, preformed every single time it has ever been preformed. Followed by every other annoying christmas song (they never play any jewish ones in class, i really ought to look into that )
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Random, but click.

[Ditto]

Not random at all!

I can sort of see the implicit problem with Jewish Christmas carols.

Warty Goblin would melt all their hearts with his mirth, and they would cease to squabble among themselves. The only competition would be Sauron's cookies vs. Voldemort's cookies. (No, I am *not* having that debate.)

[EvilElitest]

Not random at all!

I can sort of see the implicit problem with Jewish Christmas carols.

Warty Goblin would melt all their hearts with his mirth, and they would cease to squabble among themselves. The only competition would be Sauron's cookies vs. Voldemort's cookies. (No, I am *not* having that debate.)

Well Sauron has the fires of mount doom to heat his oven (know i don't know if that is a good thing or not) and Voldemort is british, so yeah.............I really don't know
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[Rowanomicon]

One Cookie to rule them all.
One Cookie to find them.
One Cookie to bring them all and, in the darkness, bind them.

[EvilElitest]

One Cookie to rule them all.
One Cookie to find them.
One Cookie to bring them all and, in the darkness, bind them.

We must destroy the cookies, in the fires of The oven of doom

For the cookie, yearns to return to the hand (and stomach) of its master

They are one, the cookie, and the Dark Lord


We should eat the cookie, to gain it powers

I dare not eat the cookie
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[Ditto]

One Ring of Ultimate Power? Yeah, okay, that's badass. One Cookie? Just *one* cookie? That's simply absurd. One cannot live without a multitude of cookies.

The fires of Mount Doom would arguably reduce any cookies to cinders or crisps. Perhaps a more conventional uber-over would be in order... whatever Saruman was using, maybe?

[EvilElitest]

One Ring of Ultimate Power? Yeah, okay, that's badass. One Cookie? Just *one* cookie? That's simply absurd. One cannot live without a multitude of cookies.

The fires of Mount Doom would arguably reduce any cookies to cinders or crisps. Perhaps a more conventional uber-over would be in order... whatever Saruman was using, maybe?

touche
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[Rowanomicon]

whatever Saruman was using, maybe?

Oh snap!
Saruman felt that one.

Anyway, there would be more than one cookie, but The One Cookie would dominate all other cookie eaters.

[EvilElitest]

Oh snap!
Saruman felt that one.

Anyway, there would be more than one cookie, but The One Cookie would dominate all other cookie eaters.

True evil has been revealed


Is this thread losing focus?
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[Neftren]

To put it back on topic... all Voldemort needs to do is cast Avadakedavra, then find a way to vaporize the ring... maybe apparate into a volcano, drop the ring and apparate out.

[EvilElitest]

To put it back on topic... all Voldemort needs to do is cast Avadakedavra, then find a way to vaporize the ring... maybe apparate into a volcano, drop the ring and apparate out.

...........

I.......


Well......

It doesn't.........

I can't........

I hate you
I really walked into that one didn't i?


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[Rowanomicon]

I don't think that Voldy could resist the temptation of taking The Ring for himself.
He is, after all, the perfect candidate for being tempted with power and immortality. We already know that even with the horcruxes he still seeks other modes of ensuring his immortality (the philosopher's* stone).

*If you don't know what a philosopher is then just call it the sorcerer's stone.

Also Sauron would not be killed by AK because he does not have a mortal form. Gandalf does and it is specifically stated to be an exceptional hindering circumstance.

Then there's the whole aura of fear that Sauron exudes as well has his anti-magic abilities...

[Tyrant]

Oh snap!
Saruman felt that one.

Anyway, there would be more than one cookie, but The One Cookie would dominate all other cookie eaters.

So would Gollum's equivalent then be the Cookie Monster?

[Rowanomicon]

Yes, definitely.

[EvilElitest]

So would Gollum's equivalent then be the Cookie Monster?

Hasn't he been changed to the salad monster or something?

So that cover's gollum's split personality
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[dehro]

To put it back on topic... all Voldemort needs to do is cast Avadakedavra, then find a way to vaporize the ring... maybe apparate into a volcano, drop the ring and apparate out.

I think every part of this strategy has been covered ..in about every 2 posts
back on topic does not mean back to the beginning..

[Rowanomicon]

I think every part of this strategy has been covered ..in about every 2 posts
back on topic does not mean back to the beginning..

a-thank-you.

[BelkarIsAGod]

Seriously, people, this thread has gone Waaaaaaaaaay off topic. Face it. Voldy would be crushed like a bug.

[Rowanomicon]

I'm thinking more along the lines of forced into servitude.

[Ditto]

::yawn::

Everyone is forced into the Great Warty One's gobliny thrall, and they are glad to dwell in it.

Cookie Monster is a sellout.

[warty goblin]

::yawn::

Everyone is forced into the Great Warty One's gobliny thrall, and they are glad to dwell in it.

Cookie Monster is a sellout.

Why thank you.
Its because of my rapier and debonair wit you know...

[EvilElitest]

Seriously, people, this thread has gone Waaaaaaaaaay off topic. Face it. Voldy would be crushed like a bug.

The irony is that was decided by page 3
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[Ditto]

This just in: WG took levels in Dashing Swordsman, NOT Evil Overlord as had been previously conjectured. Aspiring dark lords in the audience, take note. The former PrC's prereq of 8 ranks in "Craft (Baked goods)" should have been a dead giveaway.

[warty goblin]

This just in: WG took levels in Dashing Swordsman, NOT Evil Overlord as had been previously conjectured. Aspiring dark lords in the audience, take note. The former PrC's prereq of 8 ranks in "Craft (Baked goods)" should have been a dead giveaway.

Well, my base class is Evil Underling. I prestiged into Dashing Swordsman just to round out the package. Any evil underling can defeat the PCs, but only one with style can do it while making them hate you and laugh at the same time.

And meeting that pre-req was a pain, since my DM doesn't let cooking fallen orcs count. Ever tried to get orcs to eat muffins, let alone get you the ingrediants for them?

[Ditto]

I once made a pixie paladin of the god of happiness once with maxed Craft: Baked Goods.

He hummed merrily as they drifted along, wondering if the frost giants were friendly. ”Do you suppose they'd mind terribly if we offered to trade [my cookies] for 'some inconsequential stick thing you guys found'?”
[In case anyone was wondering, Teflin took the time to bake before we left. After a few batches, he developed the most perfect cookies known to man - or giant. Nat20+20 = 40! They melt in your mouth, not in your hands!]

[color=Purple]::Frost giants are not friendly, and not stupid. Trying to bargain wouldn't end well. Expect to have to do a lot of killing, and if that bothers you, you picked the wrong damn lifestyle.::

After a few more moments of whooshing along, the mental bond transmitted a muted sense of panic from Teflin. ”Wait, guys? You're right, my cookie plan definitely has a problem. We're not fighting frost*ing* giants, are we. Spoon.”

::...I'm having to choose between answering that and my dignity. Guess which I'm gonna go with.::

He was banned from the boards the next day… I don’t *think* it had anything to do with me. >_>

[Rowanomicon]

Just out of curiosity is "Spoon" your battle cry?

[Ditto]

Ah, for the days of the old forum, where we had funny filters instead of this asterisk-blocking nonsense. Spoon was what came up when you used to say ****. (Oh… right… that’s not going to work. ) I actually found myself saying ‘Spoon’ instead of the real word in the real world sometimes.