Thufir's Third Random Banter #224

[LaZodiac]

Fixed it for you. And it's to not too.

I have such a hard time with to/too sometimes.

[Anonymouswizard]

I have such a hard time with to/too sometimes.

Their they're. At least there's only to words in that set of homophones. Yes, that cringe is the right reaction.

[Mith]

I have such a hard time with to/too sometimes.

Their they're. At least there's only to words in that set of homophones. Yes, that cringe is the right reaction.

Hear here!

In general, I do not throw shade at homophonic errors even in quick emails, simply because I know I make those mistakes all the time, so any stone I throw will ricochet right back.

[Bartmanhomer]

My latest plan is to scare everybody at the Halloween Parade causing all sorts of chaos and fear. Also, I'm also going to summon demons to do my dirty work as well. Red Fel has nothing on me. Hahahahahahahaha.

[PhyrexianShovel]

I have such a hard time with to/too sometimes.

I sometimes to too.

[sleepy hedgehog]

I have such a hard time with to/too sometimes.

You just need to use the regular expression: tw?oo?
It'll match all of your "to" related needs.

[Bartmanhomer]

Is anybody even paying any attention to me? Hello evil bad guy trying to take over Halloween.

[Anonymouswizard]

Hear here!

In general, I do not throw shade at homophonic errors even in quick emails, simply because I know I make those mistakes all the time, so any stone I throw will ricochet right back.

I'm glad we see aye to I on this.

Is anybody even paying any attention to me? Hello evil bad guy trying to take over Halloween.

Please, you've got nothing on my scheme. Six years ago I hijacked a rocket and delivered six hundred generically modified monkeys to the moon. Then, after they'd spent two years building a society, I teleported a copy of Planet of the Apes and construction guidelines for antimatter powered war rockets to each of their major city centres. Now they should be ready, and soon the whole world shall feel the wrath of the laser pig-monkeys from the moon!

And the most dastardly bit is, as a Tiefling, they won't focus their wrath on me.

EDIT: I give up on colour.

[LaZodiac]

Is anybody even paying any attention to me? Hello evil bad guy trying to take over Halloween.

Nothing is more evil that the English language and it's horrible "sound alike" words.

[sleepy hedgehog]

Is anybody even paying any attention to me? Hello evil bad guy trying to take over Halloween.

Before you were saying you were you were going to cause chaos, fear, and demons.
So, normal Halloween festivities.

And now you are saying you're trying to take over Halloween?
Good luck.

[DataNinja]

And the most dastardly bit is, as a Tiefling, they won't focus their wrath on me.

Isn't the whole entire fluff of being a tiefling regarding fear, suspicion, paranoia, and just a general cause of blaming them when things go bad because they're devilspawn. That seems like the least inconspicuous thing to be.

[Anonymouswizard]

Isn't the whole entire fluff of being a tiefling regarding fear, suspicion, paranoia, and just a general cause of blaming them when things go bad because they're devilspawn. That seems like the least inconspicuous thing to be.

Why do you think the monkeys ate aggressively atheistic? This isn't my first evil scheme, just the first that doesn't involve a giant half-plant half-lizard creature.

[LaZodiac]

Taking over Halloween will be hard given the lanky skeleman who tends to run it, but good luck to you.

[Bartmanhomer]

Before you were saying you were going to cause chaos, fear, and demons.
So, normal Halloween festivities.

And now you are saying you're trying to take over Halloween?
Good luck.

I consider myself a quasi-deity of evil and yes I've taken over Halloween before even in my child to teen years. But don't underestimate me. I have powers that you can't possibly even imagine.

[Peelee]

I'm glad we see aye to I on this.



Please, you've got nothing on my scheme. Six years ago I hijacked a rocket and delivered six hundred generically modified monkeys to the moon. Then, after they'd spent two years building a society, I teleported a copy of Planet of the Apes and construction guidelines for antimatter powered war rockets to each of their major city centres. Now they should be ready, and soon the whole world shall feel the wrath of the laser pig-monkeys from the moon!

And the most dastardly bit is, as a Tiefling, they won't focus their wrath on me.

EDIT: I give up on colour.

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

You may be upset with my plan to blow up the moon tomorrow, then.

[Anonymouswizard]

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

You may be upset with my plan to blow up the moon tomorrow, then.

Are we talking about the same moon? There are four of them. Well, three ever since I had to fight that Defender of the Earth.

[Caerulea]

I think, given the current plans people have, that my grip on the worlds feline, and thus human, populations will remain uncontested. However, for you own safety I recommend you refrain from large scale endeavors in the future.

[Bartmanhomer]

I'm glad we see aye to I on this.



Please, you've got nothing on my scheme. Six years ago I hijacked a rocket and delivered six hundred generically modified monkeys to the moon. Then, after they'd spent two years building a society, I teleported a copy of Planet of the Apes and construction guidelines for antimatter powered war rockets to each of their major city centres. Now they should be ready, and soon the whole world shall feel the wrath of the laser pig-monkeys from the moon!

And the most dastardly bit is, as a Tiefling, they won't focus their wrath on me.

EDIT: I give up on colour.

And how's that evil? I don't get it

[Anonymouswizard]

I think, given the current plans people have, that my grip on the worlds feline, and thus human, populations will remain uncontested. However, for you own safety I recommend you refrain from large scale endeavors in the future.

I knew somebody was stopping my takeover of the capnip market! I had to train hedgehogs as spies instead, they're nowhere meat as competent.

[Fyraltari]

Nothing is more evil that the English language and it's horrible "sound alike" words.

I see you've never studied French: vers, ver(s), verre(s) (both meanings), vert(s) and vair(s) are all pronounced the same way.

[LaZodiac]

I see you've never studied French: vers, ver(s), verre(s) (both meanings), vert(s) and vair(s) are all pronounced the same way.

Fair but I imagine they had different meanings, and that's the rub.

[Anonymouswizard]

I just went all drama geek on a friend. Still waiting to see the damage...

Look, when you start me on drama, we're going to reach acting theory and expressionism eventually, and not going into method acting, especially when it's my preferred technique, is just a crime. Plus really, set design is one of the basics of theatre, and you can argue against minimalism as much as you want but the short answer is that the longer your scene transitions the more likely the audience is to attend a performance of the next level of Angry Birds 2.

I also really need to find some amateur dramatics, guess it's time to hit up Google.

[Fyraltari]

Fair but I imagine they had different meanings, and that's the rub.

Sorry I do not understand that sentence.

[LaZodiac]

Sorry I do not understand that sentence.

Okay so, what I mean is that all those vers likely mean substantially different things (probably, I don't know!) whereas the too/to thing are rather close in meaning as well. By "That's the rub" I mean "that's the issue". The ver things are not very similar in meaning, whereas too/to are.

I'm probably wrong since I don't know French at all.

[Fyraltari]

Okay so, what I mean is that all those vers likely mean substantially different things (probably, I don't know!) whereas the too/to thing are rather close in meaning as well. By "That's the rub" I mean "that's the issue". The ver things are not very similar in meaning, whereas too/to are.

I'm probably wrong since I don't know French at all.

vers = towards, ver(s) = worm(s), verre(s) = glass both the material and the thing you drink from, vert(s) = green(s) and vair(s) = fur(s) either a particular type or all furs.

But too and to have wildly different meanings, one indicates intent or direction and the other means "in addition".

[FinnLassie]

I'm already on full Christmas mode. No Halloween for Finns. Which I prefer.

[Anonymouswizard]

I wish people who know I have relationship hangups would stop shoving their elationships in my face, so I wouldn't get upset and irritable all the time. Yes, I know you might be really happy about your new boyfriend who you've not really done Y with yet, but you're talking to somebody who, depending on what Y is, has either only done it a handful of times or not at all.

But no, I'm the one who's wrong for being relationship-obsessed and sad becauseI can't find anybody, even new friends. Maybe I just want one day where I'm not ignored by everybody and somebody decides to acrually start a conversation with me. Maybe I want a jpb where I either get the ability to socialise with people at work or the ability to go to clubs, instead of being told that bdeing able to commit to something is silly and I get no say in when I work because I don't have children.

[FinnLassie]

Elationships. I, too, want to bee elated into a ship!

[2D8HP]

...I'm probably wrong since I don't know French at all.

What?

I thought that you lived beyond the great ice wall in Canada and thus obligated to also speak French in you spoke English.

Did that renowned historical documentary Canadian Bacon lie to me?

In other news many are walking around masked again around where I live and work, but it's not Halloween, instead it's the third year in a row of air quality warnings due to massive forest fires up north.

I guess this is our "new normal".

[Bartmanhomer]

*Evil Bartmanhomer transformer back to Bartmanhomer.*

Hey everybody. I hope my evil counterpart didn't cause too many problems here.