Gladiator 3 has started!

[Eldritch Knight]

Power Attack Kasz. AGAIN!

[Captain van der Decken]

Shield body Fredricus, Juggernaut, attack Kasz.

[Dr. Bath]

Shield other Calamity
Whirlwind attack

[Orzel]

Biofeedback
Iron palm the same guy

[Fleeing Coward]

Power is Yours: Castaras, Heretic, Dr. Bath, Calamity, Almighty Salmon
Shield Other: Almighty Salmon
Metaphysical Weapon: Almighty Salmon

[Almighty Salmon]

Shield other: Fleeing Coward
Whirlwind Attack

[Abardam]

Round 13

Shouts
Fleeing Coward buffs Castaras, Heretic, Dr Bath, Calamity, and Almighty Salmon!

Misc
Heretic manages to get on!

Main Phase
(Kasz is getting mauled, and he's at 1 life, so, you know. I don't feel like writing these attacks up, just rolling for possible damage statistics later on.)

Spoiler

Show

EK (miss) 9 CvdD (hit) 3 Fredricus (miss) 8 Orzel for 3 (duh)

(Ungerladon's attacking Kasz.)
Suddenly, Calamity attacks the Ungerladon! He deals 3 damage (reduced from 4)! 6 damage (reduced from 7)! (Reroll for TPIY)

Calamity fells the Ungerladon! (But he gets back up again.) Meynolds is mauled!

[Abardam]

{table]Player|Psi|DPs|Lives|Effects
Almighty Salmon|1d6|5|5|Metaphysical Weapon; the Power is Yours! (positive) until R16
Fleeing Coward|1d4|5|4|Metaphysical Weapon; the Power is Yours! (negative) until R16
Fredricus|1d6|3|4|
Captain van der Decken|1d6|1|6|
Kasz|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Khaldan|1d6|4|0|DEAD
Castaras|1d6|2|2|The Power is Yours! (positive) until R16
Heretic|1d6|0|3|The Power is Yours! (positive) until R16
Streakster|1d6|0|0|DEAD
GoC|1d6|1|0|DEAD
Jagg|1d2|5|0|DEAD for reals
Raiser_B1ade|1d8|5|0|DEAD for reals also
Eldritch Knight|1d6|0|2|
Orzel|1d8|0|4|
Dr Bath|1d6|5|4|The Power is Yours! (positive) until R16
Calamity|1d6|2|4|Can't be affected by Cure Wounds until R14; the Power is Yours! (positive) until R16
Meynolds|1d6|0|4|[/table]Announcer: Aw, he didn't even put up a fight.

Ungerladon: has 2 lives

Next round is on Wednesday!

[Kasz]

Ah whoops, busy day kills me, whee!

At least I led you on a merry run for some time :D

[Dr. Bath]

"CHAAARGE!" Dr. Bath, Calamity, Salmon, Fleeing Coward, Castaras, Heretic
Shield Other Calamity
Attack Ungerladon

[Fleeing Coward]

Shield Other Almighty Salmon
Iron Palm Ungerladon

[Abardam]

Four actions are you serious

Round extended to Thursday.

[Almighty Salmon]

Shield Other: Fleeing Coward
Whirlwind attack

[Eldritch Knight]

Whirlwind Attack

[Orzel]

Biofeedback
Iron Palm Ungerladon

[Meynolds]

Meynolds chooses to Sprint, yelling "Run away! Run Away!" in a very Monty Python-esque manner.

[Captain van der Decken]

Shield body Fredricus and Sprint.

[Abardam]

Round 14

Shouts
Dr Bath leads a charge with Calamity, Almighty Salmon, Fleeing Coward, Castaras, and Heretic!

Pre-Main Phase
Castaras and Heretic double-team Fredricus, but Captain van der Decken leaps in front of him, yelling "Noooooo!" or something. His armor repels Castaras' stab, and his shield blocks Heretic's slash!
Dr Bath slashes at the Ungerladon, but his attack bounces off its armor! Calamity tries to attack it in a vulnerable spot, but it is watching him! So he just hits its face. For 7 damage! Fleeing Coward bashes its shell for 2 damage!

The Ungerladon is wounded again! But it stands up, and...

Main Phase
Charges Calamity! It knocks him in the air, and he crashes down for 8 damage! Then Orzel hits it for 2 damage! Then Fredricus slides underneath it and stabs it around where its heart should be for 5 damage!

Calamity's ribs are seriously hurting! But the Ungerladon is finally dead!

Fredricus manages to cut out its heart before it topples!

[Abardam]

{table]Player|Psi|DPs|Lives|Effects
Almighty Salmon|1d6|5|5|Metaphysical Weapon; the Power is Yours! (positive) until R16
Fleeing Coward|1d6|5|4|Metaphysical Weapon; the Power is Yours! (negative) until R16
Fredricus|1d6|3|4|
Captain van der Decken|1d6|1|6|No Sprint until R15
Kasz|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Khaldan|1d6|4|0|DEAD
Castaras|1d6|2|2|The Power is Yours! (positive) until R16
Heretic|1d6|0|3|The Power is Yours! (positive) until R16
Streakster|1d6|0|0|DEAD
GoC|1d6|1|0|DEAD
Jagg|1d2|5|0|DEAD for reals
Raiser_B1ade|1d8|5|0|DEAD for reals also
Eldritch Knight|1d6|0|2|
Orzel|1d8|0|4|
Dr Bath|1d6|5|4|The Power is Yours! (positive) until R16
Calamity|1d6|2|3|The Power is Yours! (positive) until R16
Meynolds|1d6|0|4|No Sprint until R15[/table]Announcer: It looks like the Ungerladon is finally dead, folks! But its corpse is still blocking most of the arena!

Eat its tail/flesh/brain [stance]: You munch on the Ungerladon's massive tail or devour part of its massive body or eat part of its not-so-massive actually brain.
Force feed tail/flesh/brain [stance]: You force the Ungerladon's tail, flesh, or body down target player's throat.

Also, Fredricus may:
Eat its heart [stance] or Force feed heart [stance].

(Yes I got permission from Banjo)

Next round is on Saturday!

[Fleeing Coward]

Shouldn't I have regained my psi this round?

[Fredricus]

A roman senator emerges from the Shadows with a large heart in his hand and shouts Charge! before returning to the shadows.

Charge: Fredricus, Captain van der Decken

[Orzel]

Eat brain
Iron palm ... (Calamity)

[Fredricus]

The senator returns, shouting charge for Eldritch Knight and Orzel

[Eldritch Knight]

Power Attack Calamity
Dodge Calamity

[Fleeing Coward]

Shield Other: Almighty Salmon
Iron Palm: Eldritch Knight

[Captain van der Decken]

Shield Body Fredricus, Expertise, attacking Calamity.

[Dr. Bath]

A lot of Calamity hate today.

Sheild other Calamity
Smite Eldritch Knight

[Almighty Salmon]

Shield Other: Fleeing Coward:
Attack: Eldritch Knight

[Abardam]

Round 15

Shouts
Fredricus charges! Along with Captain van der Decken, Eldritch Knight, and Orzel!

Pre-Main Phase
Fredricus takes a swipe at Castaras, but she ducks under it!
Eldritch Knight charges at Calamity, who quickly sidesteps, but is struck by Orzel for 3 damage!
Captain van der Decken slowly moves into position, and attacks him! Calamity is struck for 6 damage!

Orzel eats some brain! Calamity can't recover!

Main Phase
Almighty Salmon swings a skull-crushingly powerful swing at Eldritch Knight, who manages to leap aside at the last instant! But Dr Bath calls down divine power onto him; he deals 6 damage! Fleeing Coward adds more injury to injury with a palm strike that deals 3 more damage!

Eldritch Knight is scorched!

Castaras is mauled! Heretic is mauled! Meynolds is mauled!

[Abardam]

{table]Player|Psi|DPs|Lives|Effects
Almighty Salmon|1d6|5|5|Metaphysical Weapon; the Power is Yours! (positive) until R16
Fleeing Coward|1d6|5|4|Metaphysical Weapon; the Power is Yours! (negative) until R16
Fredricus|1d6|3|4|No shouts until R16
Captain van der Decken|1d6|1|6|
Kasz|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Khaldan|1d6|4|0|DEAD
Castaras|1d6|2|1|The Power is Yours! (positive) until R16
Heretic|1d6|0|2|The Power is Yours! (positive) until R16
Streakster|1d6|0|0|DEAD
GoC|1d6|1|0|DEAD
Jagg|1d2|5|0|DEAD for reals
Raiser_B1ade|1d8|5|0|DEAD for reals also
Eldritch Knight|1d6|0|1|
Orzel|1d8|0|4|Ungerladon bloodlust until R16
Dr Bath|1d6|4|4|The Power is Yours! (positive) until R16
Calamity|1d6|2|2|The Power is Yours! (positive) until R16
Meynolds|1d6|0|3|[/table]
Orzel, feeding upon the creature's brain, inherits a part of its bloodlust! He gains Damage+ and Defense- for 1 round! If he damages a player (i.e. makes him/her lose a life) in that time, he retains the Damage+ for 2 more rounds!

The Ungerladon's corpse (and heart) becomes rotten and unfit to eat in 2 rounds! Its brain is now unavailable!

Next round is on Monday!