Gladiator 3 has started!

[Dr. Bath]

CHAAAAARGE!! - Dr. Bath, Fleeing Coward, Almighty Salmon
Attacking stance
Attack Fredricus

[Fleeing Coward]

Shield Other: Almighty Salmon
Iron Palm: Fredricus Captain van der Decken

[Fredricus]

The werewolf dressed as a senator shouts: It's just a fleshwound!!!

I shouldn't post anything at 3 in the morning when I'm dead tired

[Almighty Salmon]

Shield Other: Fleeing Coward
Attack: Captain van der Decken

[Abardam]

Round 31

Shouts
Dr Bath leads Fleeing Coward and Almighty Salmon in a charge! Fredricus attempts to defy death!

Pre-Main Phase
Dr Bath chops at Fredricus, but he deals a meager 2 damage!
Fleeing Coward palm strikes the captain for 3 damage! And Almighty Salmon attacks him, but van der Decken is regaining his motor skills and manages to dodge it!

Fredricus shakes off Dr Bath's attack! Captain van der Decken resists!

But then he is mauled!

[Abardam]

{table]Player|Psi|DPs|Lives|Effects
Almighty Salmon|1d6|5|3|The Power is Yours! (positive) until R32
Fleeing Coward|1d6|0|4|Metaphysical Weapon; The Power is Yours! (negative) until R32
Fredricus|1d6|1|1|No shouts
Captain van der Decken|1d6|0|1|DEAD
Kasz|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Khaldan|1d6|4|0|DEAD
Castaras|1d6|1|0|DEAD
Heretic|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Streakster|1d6|0|0|DEAD
GoC|1d6|1|0|DEAD
Jagg|1d2|5|0|DEAD for reals
Raiser_B1ade|1d8|5|0|DEAD for reals also
Eldritch Knight|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Orzel|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Dr Bath|1d6|2|2|The Power is Yours! (positive) until R32; no shouts until R32
Calamity|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Meynolds|1d6|0|0|DEAD[/table]Announcer: The Inactivity Lions claim another life!

Next round is on Friday!

[Fleeing Coward]

Shield Other: Almighty Salmon
Iron Palm: Fredricus

[Dr. Bath]

Defensive Stance
Iron Palm Fredricus

[Almighty Salmon]

Shield Other: Fleeing Coward
Attack: Fredricus

[Abardam]

Round 32

Main Phase
Fredricus starts to cast Divine Power, but...

Dr Bath and Fleeing Coward suddenly both Iron Palm Fredricus, for 6 damage in total! Almighty Salmon then slashes at him, but he manages to block it!

Fredricus succumbs!

[Abardam]

{table]Player|Psi|DPs|Lives|Effects
Almighty Salmon|1d6|5|3|
Fleeing Coward|1d6|0|4|Metaphysical Weapon
Fredricus|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Captain van der Decken|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Kasz|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Khaldan|1d6|4|0|DEAD
Castaras|1d6|1|0|DEAD
Heretic|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Streakster|1d6|0|0|DEAD
GoC|1d6|1|0|DEAD
Jagg|1d2|5|0|DEAD for reals
Raiser_B1ade|1d8|5|0|DEAD for reals also
Eldritch Knight|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Orzel|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Dr Bath|1d6|2|2|
Calamity|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Meynolds|1d6|0|0|DEAD[/table]Announcer: Well, he had, oh, I'd say, a 1 in 6 chance. How will Dr Bath fare now, however?

Next round is on Monday!

[Dr. Bath]

Whoo! Dun dun dun. Another one bites the dust.

...Oh crap.

[Fleeing Coward]

How about surrendering without a fight? We promise you'll get a quick painless death*

*Non core promise - death may actually be very long and painful

[Dr. Bath]

TONIGHT WE DINE ...IN HELL!

*realises he's alone*

CHAAARGE!! anyway. Just me this time.

Defensive stance
Iron palm Fleeing Coward

@v You can't catch me! I'm the batherbread man!

[Almighty Salmon]

Oh hoho. You're going down Bathy!

Shield Other: Fleeing Coward
Attack: Dr. Bath

[Fleeing Coward]

Shield Other: Almighty Salmon
Iron Palm: Dr. Bath

[Abardam]

Sorry for lateness.

Round 33

Shouts
Dr Bath shouts Charge! to... himself? Anyway whatever.

Pre-Main Phase
Dr Bath tries to stop Fleeing Coward in his tracks with a palm strike for 3 damage!

The doctor used his surgical knowledge to hit a vital area! Fleeing Coward doubles over!

Main Phase
Almighty Salmon slashes at him in revenge! But the doctor evades his attack!

[Abardam]

{table]Player|Psi|DPs|Lives|Effects
Almighty Salmon|1d6|5|3|
Fleeing Coward|1d6|0|3|Metaphysical Weapon
Fredricus|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Captain van der Decken|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Kasz|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Khaldan|1d6|4|0|DEAD
Castaras|1d6|1|0|DEAD
Heretic|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Streakster|1d6|0|0|DEAD
GoC|1d6|1|0|DEAD
Jagg|1d2|5|0|DEAD for reals
Raiser_B1ade|1d8|5|0|DEAD for reals also
Eldritch Knight|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Orzel|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Dr Bath|1d6|2|2|No shouts until R34
Calamity|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Meynolds|1d6|0|0|DEAD[/table]Announcer: Dr Bath may have a fighting chance! But what's this?!

Temporal Distortion
Rounds only last one day. All players gain a random bonus or penalty (from Attack++ to Attack-) to attack each round.

Next round is on Wednesday!

[Fleeing Coward]

Shield Other: Almighty Salmon
Iron Palm: Dr Bath

[Almighty Salmon]

You are on the way to destruction, Bathy!
Shield Other: Fleeing Coward
Attack: Dr. Bath

[Dr. Bath]

Your shouting does nothing! nothing! Ahahaha!

Flee!

Sprint.

EDIT: Also, shouldn't Fleeing coward have lost a life? It's turned red, but is still the same number.

[Fleeing Coward]

That's because I'm immortal, no doctor can hurt me

Shield Other Almighty Salmon
Metaphysical Weapon: Almighty Salmon

[Abardam]

Haha. Yeah. Well, that's, uh, that's fixed now.

Round 34

Temporal Distortion: Doesn't matter because nobody's hitting.

Shouts
Almighty Salmon intimidates Dr Bath!

Main Phase
Dr Bath is so intimidated that he runs away!

Fleeing Coward casts Metaphysical Weapon on Almighty Salmon's weapon!

[Abardam]

{table]Player|Psi|DPs|Lives|Effects
Almighty Salmon|1d6|5|3|Metaphysical Weapon; no shouts until R35
Fleeing Coward|1d2|0|3|Metaphysical Weapon
Fredricus|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Captain van der Decken|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Kasz|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Khaldan|1d6|4|0|DEAD
Castaras|1d6|1|0|DEAD
Heretic|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Streakster|1d6|0|0|DEAD
GoC|1d6|1|0|DEAD
Jagg|1d2|5|0|DEAD for reals
Raiser_B1ade|1d8|5|0|DEAD for reals also
Eldritch Knight|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Orzel|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Dr Bath|1d6|2|2|No sprint until R35
Calamity|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Meynolds|1d6|0|0|DEAD[/table]

[Dr. Bath]

An invisible hand splashes Dr. Bath with water from a bottle as he sits in the corner of the arena with a towel around his shoulders. This is the big round! Round 35. Get your game face on!

*dingding!*

FIGHT!

Charge! for myself
Defensive stance
Iron Palm Almighty Salmon

[Fleeing Coward]

Power is Yours: Almighty Salmon
Shield Other: Almighty Salmon
Iron Palm: Almighty SalmonDr. Bath

[Abardam]

Round 35

Temporal Distortion: No need.

Shouts
Dr Bath charges!

Pre-Main Phase
The doctor thwaps Almighty Salmon for 3 damage, and he is doubled over!

Main Phase
Fleeing Coward counterattacks for 3 damage! Dr Bath resists!

Almighty Salmon is mauled!

[Abardam]

{table]Player|Psi|DPs|Lives|Effects
Almighty Salmon|1d6|5|1|Metaphysical Weapon; The Power is Yours (positive) until R38
Fleeing Coward|1d4|0|3|Metaphysical Weapon; The Power is Yours (negative) until R38
Fredricus|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Captain van der Decken|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Kasz|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Khaldan|1d6|4|0|DEAD
Castaras|1d6|1|0|DEAD
Heretic|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Streakster|1d6|0|0|DEAD
GoC|1d6|1|0|DEAD
Jagg|1d2|5|0|DEAD for reals
Raiser_B1ade|1d8|5|0|DEAD for reals also
Eldritch Knight|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Orzel|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Dr Bath|1d6|2|2|No shouts until R36
Calamity|1d6|0|0|DEAD
Meynolds|1d6|0|0|DEAD[/table]You know what you guys this would be an excellent time for some templates

because the next round is on Friday!

[Dr. Bath]

Pssst! I Iron palmed Salmon, not Fleeing Coward, since he's got a lower vitality.

Anyyway.

Defensive stance
Smite Fleeing Coward

[Almighty Salmon]

Oh Snap! You're going down now!

Shield Other: Fleeing Coward
Attack: Bath