Crackpot Theory: Fyron's Son is Metaphorical

[Jasdoif]

That actually reminds me of a story I heard about how the cast of The Clone Wars was ordering food from In-N-Out just after the show was canceled. Their order number? 66.

...I just realized that six was a really bad number for Fives.

Spoiler: Star Wars: The Clone Wars

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Gets killed off in Season 6, to prevent widespread dissemination of his discovery of Order 66....And the unaired season six episodes are still canonical so even ending the series didn't save him!

And after all that, he still didn't even get his burger?

[MossyMeow]

...I just realized that six was a really bad number for Fives.

Spoiler: Star Wars: The Clone Wars

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Gets killed off in Season 6, to prevent widespread dissemination of his discovery of Order 66....And the unaired season six episodes are still canonical so even ending the series didn't save him!

And after all that, he still didn't even get his burger?

#Justice with a side of fries

[Riftwolf]

I've no idea what anyone's talking about anymore, but if I got stick for a shipping joke, there should be some sticks passed round for impenetrable Star Wars jokes too!

[MossyMeow]

I've no idea what anyone's talking about anymore, but if I got stick for a shipping joke, there should be some sticks passed round for impenetrable Star Wars jokes too!

So...how about them sports teams?

[The MunchKING]

So...how about them sports teams?

Besaid Aurochs are going to win the championship!!

THEN the season will officially start!!

[Ruck]

I've no idea what anyone's talking about anymore, but if I got stick for a shipping joke, there should be some sticks passed round for impenetrable Star Wars jokes too!

I tried mixing things up with a Simpsons joke, but apparently even those don't find an audience here.

[Jasdoif]

I've no idea what anyone's talking about anymore, but if I got stick for a shipping joke, there should be some sticks passed round for impenetrable Star Wars jokes too!

I guess that's fair, this time....

* hands MossyMeow a mahogany dowel rod with a subtle, yet functioning, cortosis weave *

[catagent101]

Yeah, this theory ain't crackpot at all. It ties together so many things so nicely. Here's hoping another case of great minds think alike happens here.

Cheers - Cat

[snowblizz]

Assuming Eugene is metaphorically Fyron's son, there has to be a reason Eugene doesn't want to highlight his own part in the Xykon/Fyron saga, despite being an egotistical shmuck. How about shame?

He's supposed to be a powerful wizard, yet in that moment he couldn't protect the only father figure he ever had from a trophy wielding brute. The shame of that moment is part of what he believes is the death of his person, the root of his inability to commit to something, his emptiness and bitterness. Of course he wouldn't want to admit weakness to Roy.

Of course, he does tell Roy he was there and that he didn't make a difference and was an apprentice at the time. But the stone hard facts are easier to deliver than confessing to an estranged son that the reason you are garbage as a person is because of this event. In other words, Eugene is too prideful to admit to his emotional involvement and vulnerability.

I just can't see Eugene being capable of such insight into himself. He thinks Roy's issues is because he didn't learn the rules of football. Basically Eugene isn't capable of the self-criticism required to construct an external "Fyron's Son" entity. In other words, Eugene wouldn't see this as "the death of himself as a person".

[D.One]

Since theories can be pets, and such beings may be descendants from survivors from a previous world populated by sentient concepts, it's also possible that Fyron's late wife was a metaphor, another descendant of Conceptworld survivors, and thus their son was also a metaphor, or a half-metaphor maybe.

[Jasdoif]

Since theories can be pets, and such beings may be descendants from survivors from a previous world populated by sentient concepts, it's also possible that Fyron's late wife was a metaphor, another descendant of Conceptworld survivors, and thus their son was also a metaphor, or a half-metaphor maybe.

Fyron's son is like a simile?

[D.One]

Fyron's son is like a simile?

It's possible, even more if he has a twin brother.

[brian 333]

Fyron's son is like a simile?

I see what you did there, and it's analogous to humor!

[D.One]

I see what you did there, and it's analogous to humor!

Oh, I'm sure Personification agrees.

[Riftwolf]

Oh, I'm sure Personification agrees.

I DO NOT It's a Discworld reference, in case you're wondering

[Jasdoif]

I DO NOT

Always with the hyperbole....

[D.One]

Always with the hyperbole....

The Euphemic Council thinks that's not so serious to deserve attention.

[Riftwolf]

Always with the hyperbole....

Hyperboles annoy me. I mean how many superboles has the US had now, and they've yet to hold a single hyperbole, ever, in the entire history of their country, and never ever will?

[D.One]

Should CRASH!, POW! and WOOF! say what they think about this OUCH!?

[Jasdoif]

Should CRASH!, POW! and WOOF! say what they think about this OUCH!?

The bit in one of the calendars where Roy tells Elan he can't make puns based on words no one knows how to pronounce would apply to "onomatopoeia" as much as it does to "sahuagin". ZOWIE!

[MossyMeow]

The bit in one of the calendars where Roy tells Elan he can't make puns based on words no one knows how to pronounce would apply to "onomatopoeia" as much as it does to "sahuagin". ZOWIE!

How do you pronounce onomatopoeia? I always pronounced it Ah-NO-ma-NO-P-ah, but looking at it, that’s not how it should be pronounced.

Sometimes, I really hate English.

[Riftwolf]

How do you pronounce onomatopoeia? I always pronounced it Ah-NO-ma-NO-P-ah, but looking at it, that’s not how it should be pronounced.

Sometimes, I really hate English.

On a matter payer.

[MossyMeow]

On a matter payer.

...I feel betrayed.

[Jasdoif]

How do you pronounce onomatopoeia? I always pronounced it Ah-NO-ma-NO-P-ah, but looking at it, that’s not how it should be pronounced.

If your "NO" sounds like "nah" (as in, rhymes with "Ah"), I think you've got the midwestern US pronunciation right. (I pronounce it with a "t" instead of an "n" in the middle.)

[D.One]

How do you pronounce onomatopoeia? I always pronounced it Ah-NO-ma-NO-P-ah, but looking at it, that’s not how it should be pronounced.

Sometimes, I really hate English.

OH NO MAH TOH PEH YAH

But that's portuguese pronounciation.

These six syllables are also survivors from a previous world :-P

[snowblizz]

How do you pronounce onomatopoeia?

Incorrectly.

(I'm joking but can't really think of a funny way to indicate it right now)

[Riftwolf]

...I feel betrayed.

Yeh I get that a lot.

[Precure]

I think it's more likely that he killed him himself, because of his jealousy toward the only person who can claim to be Fyron's one and true son, and then framed Xykon for it.

[Toad]

I think it's more likely that he killed him himself, because of his jealousy toward the only person who can claim to be Fyron's one and true son, and then framed Xykon for it.

There is zero way he would've been slated for a lawful good after life if he did this.