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2021-03-16, 08:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Go directly to 682's containment chamber. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.
I roll to dismantle all anomalies.
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2021-03-16, 12:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
All of The Anomolies have now vowed to kill you, to thank you for the upgrades they have just recieved.
I Roll to drink cranberry juice.
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2021-03-16, 06:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
One reddish liquid is the same as another, right?
You drink bromine instead, which burns your digestive system really badly and kills you via poisoning.
I roll to properly label the hazardous chemicals this time.Last edited by Dire Moose; 2021-03-16 at 06:01 PM.
LGBTitp
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2021-03-16, 08:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
If you drink them, eventually you can label them all as urine!
I roll to fit my garbage in a full dumpster.Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2021-03-17, 08:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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- Right behind you
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You try and fit a full dumpster in a garbage bag. You waste 40 garbage bags and eventually burn the garbage.
I roll to scold Dr. Gunsforhands for furthering global warming.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-03-17, 09:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You babble something about “interstellar dinosaurs” instead.
I roll to find out if interstellar dinosaurs are real.LGBTitp
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2021-03-17, 09:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Last edited by totadileplayz; 2021-03-17 at 09:44 AM.
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2021-03-19, 03:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You miss and blow up Pluto instead. Well at least we can be sure it isn’t a planet now...
I roll to pass a biology test.LGBTitp
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2021-03-19, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2017
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- US
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Every organ in a frog is called a gloobok and your biology teacher can't convince you otherwise.
I roll to achieve godhood.
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2021-03-19, 04:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You achieve doghood and turn into a canine.
I roll to figure out which sinister entity it is that is making everyone roll ones.
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2021-03-20, 08:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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- Right behind you
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You find out that the dice are weighted, and while going to get new ones get hit by a car.
I roll to turn this thread into a sitcom.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-03-20, 07:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2017
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
It's a hard-boiled noire drama now.
I roll to reverse that effect.
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2021-03-20, 08:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
It’s now a dark gritty post-apocalyptic survival drama.
I roll to scavenge weapons and food from the abandoned military base before the zombies notice I’m there.LGBTitp
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2021-03-21, 08:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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- Right behind you
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You accidentally pick up a red pill from The Matrix... and the genre changes again.
I roll to visit the Oracle.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-03-22, 01:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You leave the sunken valley without seeing them. You guess they weren't home? ...so you showered?
I roll to scavenge crafting materials from the make-a-plush workshop before the zombies realize we were never in the military base.Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2021-03-22, 10:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
They had already crafted a bunch of zombie teddy bears at the workshop. The cute fluffy abominations tear you apart and eat you.
I roll to remember who I am and what I was doing here.LGBTitp
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2021-03-24, 09:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2021
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You decide that you're one of the zombie teddy bears, and present yourself to your apparent zombie masters for cuddles accordingly.
I roll to tame a zombie teddy bear.
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2021-03-24, 10:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You somehow induce a stuffed animal to scratch up the furniture and wake you up in the middle of the night.
I roll to reheat a roast chicken.Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2021-03-25, 08:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2017
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- US
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Your chicken is now at absolute zero.
I roll to build a time machine.
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2021-03-25, 09:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Your shoddily-built contraption malfunctions and strands you in the Late Jurassic. Eventually, someone finds your fossilized skeleton crushed under a set of Brontosaurus tracks.
I roll to lead a rescue mission to save Ironsmith from becoming dinosaur toejam.LGBTitp
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2021-03-26, 09:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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- Right behind you
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You accidentally go into the future. To the end of the universe, to be exact.
I roll to eat a meal at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-03-29, 02:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You realize all too late that you are fatally allergic to Ameglian Major Cows and your head explodes after a few bites. Your family gets a heartfelt sympathy letter from the Dish of the Day itself regretting your accidental death at its hooves.
I roll to explore the deepest ocean depths.LGBTitp
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2021-03-30, 09:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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- Right behind you
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You explore the Marianas Trench. Whilst naked. What made you think that was a good idea?
I roll to treat Dire Moose's pressure injuries.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-03-31, 10:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The obvious answer is to raise their internal pressure to match, but you forget to depressurize them as you retrieve them from the trench. They explode.
I roll to revive a dying blobfish.Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2021-04-01, 12:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
That sure is some delicious blobfish you grilled up there. My compliments to the chef!
I roll to overcome my fear of large insects.LGBTitp
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2021-04-01, 12:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2018
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You end up bringing to life giant killer bees which proceed to sting you.
I roll a one to make today FridayLast edited by Mariah; 2021-04-01 at 12:09 AM.
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2021-04-01, 02:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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2021-04-01, 06:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2021
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- In my room
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2021-04-01, 07:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Instead of finding Velaryon’s posts, you find the swarm of giant killer bees from earlier. They don’t like this and start buzzing around you and stinging you repeatedly. Velaryon’s attempt to enter the thread is interrupted when Ziproot, covered in angry bees, runs into him screaming and knocks him to the ground, covering him in bees too.
I roll to call in a beekeeper to sort out this mess.Last edited by Dire Moose; 2021-04-01 at 07:31 PM.
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2021-04-02, 09:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You call in the arsonist from earlier. He uses his flamethrower on the bees, but now everything is on fire.
I roll to repent for the deadliest sin of all; eating only one taco.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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