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2022-08-27, 11:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, the pillow fort is thirty miles wide and you're stranded in the middle with no food or water.
I wish I had plot armor.Last edited by Bucky; 2022-08-27 at 11:35 AM.
The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2022-08-29, 02:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
You are become the main character in a book where the author is obsessed with torturing the main character. Anyone you fall for is guaranteed to die in the most traumatic way possible. Nothing you do ever goes right you life becomes constant heart break and pain but you can never die no matter what you or anyone else does.
I wish I had taken better care of my teeth
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2022-08-29, 04:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. You are renowned with the greatest teeth of the century. You have a multi-million dollar policy only for your teeth. Your smile is plastered on a wall in every city of the world. But nobody believes they're real and your parents were right, your face did get stuck that way.
I wish everybody was just a little more open-minded.Something Borrowed - Submission Thread (5e subclass contest)
TeamWork Makes the Dream Work 5e Base Class Submission Thread
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2022-08-29, 10:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, everyone’s brains explode.
I wish I wasn’t having such a bad day.LGBTitp
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2022-08-30, 03:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2022
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. It is now 11PM, the night right before that bad day.
I wish we could get more people RPing on the Nexus's new forum.Last edited by Gold Leaf; 2022-08-30 at 03:22 AM.
We are FREE of
BEER! As in, we don't have any beer.
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2022-08-30, 10:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-08-30, 12:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. In this exact order, the RP forum is abandoned after the server crash, Dire Moose's bad day is even worse the second time around, and people become incapable of understanding anything they don't already believe in.
I wish I understood astrophysics.The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2022-09-05, 03:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2018
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Astrophysics works exactly as according to your current understanding! This is very bad for the stability of the solar system.
I wish I wasn't lazy!Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
Extended Signature.
I'm not not a humanoid. Come not not be one too.
Answer trivial questions in the OOTS trivia thread!
she/her
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2022-09-05, 12:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-09-06, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2021
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2022-09-11, 05:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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2022-09-11, 04:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-09-11, 10:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2018
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Unfortunately it's a Granny Smith apple tree. And were that not bad enough, it barely gives any apples.
I wish for an unlimited supply of tea.Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
Extended Signature.
I'm not not a humanoid. Come not not be one too.
Answer trivial questions in the OOTS trivia thread!
she/her
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2022-09-11, 10:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. It’s scalding hot and poured directly into your eyes.
I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the universe, whenever I wanted to.LGBTitp
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2022-09-11, 11:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2022
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. You spend the first few months teleporting to all the places on our planet you want to see. But then teleport out of the atmosphere to have a look at another planet and your gear doesn’t support the environment… oops.
I wish i had enough time to read and write all of the things on my mind.Something Borrowed - Submission Thread (5e subclass contest)
TeamWork Makes the Dream Work 5e Base Class Submission Thread
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2022-09-12, 03:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. You've been teleported to a pocket universe with a blank notebook, a pen and a bookshelf. Any time you think of a book, it appears in the bookshelf; any time you think of something to write, another page appears in the notebook. You can't go back until the notebook has no blank pages and the bookshelf is empty.
No, the magic that gives you these books can't distinguish between idle thought and actual desire, why do you ask?
I wish to be able to understand any concept after studying it for an hour.
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2022-09-13, 02:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. Unfortunately somebody cursed you to always get interrupted after 45 minutes of any activity (including sleeping, sorry about this) and of course studying. If you try to resume your studies after resolving the interruption, you need to start again.
I wish I could see the future and change it.Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-09-20, 02:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted! You can see exactly 3 days, 49 minutes, and 12 seconds into the future. The still scene is exactly where you're sitting right now and you can change one thing.
I wish to be the owner of the supremely successful and rich NotAmazonTM mentioned in another thread.Something Borrowed - Submission Thread (5e subclass contest)
TeamWork Makes the Dream Work 5e Base Class Submission Thread
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2022-09-20, 02:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted! You are now the owner of NotAmazonTM in the world of said alternate thread - i.e. the "Rolled a 1" thread. Now, everything you (attempt to) do is treated as if it were a critical failure.
I wish to be the best cook in the world.Last edited by Persolus; 2022-09-20 at 02:44 PM. Reason: typo
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2022-09-20, 03:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-09-20, 05:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted! The alcohol will magically vanish out of your stomach, before your body can absorb any of it.
I wish I could cast Fireball.The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2022-09-20, 05:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted!
You now cannot stop casting Fireball.
I wish I had the knowledge of what wish could be asked here that could not have any reasonable negative consequence attached to it.
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2022-09-20, 05:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. You now know the precise question, but whenever you attempt to type it, speak it, or communicate it in any way, it will always come out as something else amusing that merely contributes to the thread's ongoing purpose. Perhaps you've been stuck this way all along, but I guess we'll never know.
I wish for the next person to burn the first wish ever requested on this particular thread.Something Borrowed - Submission Thread (5e subclass contest)
TeamWork Makes the Dream Work 5e Base Class Submission Thread
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2022-09-24, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-09-24, 04:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Something Borrowed - Submission Thread (5e subclass contest)
TeamWork Makes the Dream Work 5e Base Class Submission Thread
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2022-09-25, 12:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted! It turns out all your favorite threads were locked before the mess happened, to remain that way indefinitely, so the bots couldn't disturb them at all.
I wish for a space shuttle.The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2022-09-25, 04:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-09-26, 06:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. <insert your name here>'s idea of a great day revolves around you becoming terminally hyperflatulent.
I wish I could perform backflips.Last edited by enq; 2022-09-26 at 06:36 AM.
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2022-09-26, 11:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. You can now perform backflips - specifically, a slapstick performance involving lots of pain.
I wish I could write essays well.
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2022-09-26, 11:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Something Borrowed - Submission Thread (5e subclass contest)
TeamWork Makes the Dream Work 5e Base Class Submission Thread