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2023-04-23, 04:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted but everyone has figured out your weakness to ethyl chloride and the villians have made an effort to stockpile large quantities of it.
I wish there were space fish swimming around in interstellar space.
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2023-04-24, 11:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, your starship gets eaten by a giant interstellar shark.
I roll to fly a plane.Last edited by Dire Moose; 2023-04-24 at 11:42 AM.
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2023-04-24, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023-04-26, 03:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
I predict that Belkar will not die evil.
Typically editing my trivia questions to add hints approximately 12, 24 and 36 hours after posting them.
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2023-04-26, 09:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023-04-26, 09:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, but it won't obey you, or anyone else, when you try to drive it.
I wish I could cast Feather Fall at will.The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2023-04-27, 10:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2023-04-27, 03:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, but you don’t know exactly how to control it, so you accidentally tear yourself into bloody chunks due to making some parts bigger and others smaller.
I wish I owned a private jet.LGBTitp
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2023-04-27, 10:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Are you sure? I mean, it's just gonna crash. You know it's just gonna crash, right? Alright. Granted! *CRASH*
I wish for an original story idea!Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2023-04-27, 11:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023-04-28, 09:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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2023-04-28, 09:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2021
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. I've also adjusted it for inflation, backwards.
I wish to learn if the universe experienced a period of inflation.
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2023-04-30, 11:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Okay! I've successfully filtered out all the articles about economic inflation. The bad news is that I forgot to forgot to turn on safe search, so your godlike knowledge of cosmic inflation is going to be mixed with, um... a third thing.
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I wish for the ability to take away wishes.Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2023-04-30, 01:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2023-05-01, 02:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. It's so comfy you cannot be persuaded to leave it for any reason, and if made to do so by force, you will sit in it again at first opportunity.
I wish that I could touch fire without pain or harm.I predict that Belkar will not die evil.
Typically editing my trivia questions to add hints approximately 12, 24 and 36 hours after posting them.
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2023-05-02, 10:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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2023-05-02, 06:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, but it replaces your ability to see through air.
I wish I could beat Super Mario 64 without ever pressing the A button.The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2023-05-03, 11:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, but instead you have to use the numpad on a controller that comes with a numpad.
I wish I could use the mouse and keyboard for every game, even the console-only games.
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2023-05-03, 01:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, and you can play them all through a simulator on your phone! Only your phone.
I wish I had a controller that I can use for any electronic device.Something Borrowed - Submission Thread (5e subclass contest)
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2023-05-03, 02:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, but it’s terribly designed, can only be held in a way that causes major nerve damage to your hands, and the controls are constantly malfunctioning and making you do the complete opposite of what you’re trying to do in the games you play with it.
I wish for my own swimming pool.LGBTitp
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2023-05-03, 05:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023-05-04, 07:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2022
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
I would give you a calculator made of Graphene but it's not the place for that. Instead you will receive a calculator with an arm capable of holding a pen and drawing graphs. If you have an adequate supply of paper, it may well outperform a traditional graphing calculator.
I wish to be on the nearest solid ground with breathable atmosphere (Last I was seen, I was stranded in space with faulty armor near the moon.)
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2023-05-05, 11:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, you are beamed down to an extremely dangerous jungle region on a planet known for its swarms of vicious, flesh-eating bugs that devour people within seconds. And you are wearing the red uniform of a 23rd century Starfleet security officer. I think we all know what happens next.
I wish we’d stop losing so many redshirts.Last edited by Dire Moose; 2023-05-05 at 11:52 AM.
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2023-05-05, 12:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. The redshirts realize their odds and start demanding their commanding officers to perform a few high-risk interactions. The death of a few senior lieutenants reduces starfleet readiness and makes them lose the Federation-Klingon war, turning humanity into a subordinate heavily taxed state.
I wish I could sit out this conflict by living on a habitable planet in Andromeda with armor thick enough to protect from flesh-eating bugs.
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2023-05-05, 01:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. I hope you don't mind that you have to take off your armor for things like eating, drinking and other necessary body functions. I'm sure the bugs will be polite enough to only attack when you wear it...
I wish for the Romulan Empire to attack the Klingons, so Humanity has a chance to revolt.Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2023-05-05, 02:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2022
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Honestly, a galactic scale war feels like enough of a side effect to me. However, because of my contractual obligation, you will also be the martyred figurehead of the revolution. You won't live to see it, but the strongholds of oppression will burn in your name. Viva la Revolution.
I wish to combine my efforts with bug_sniper to survive this planet we are both stranded on. (I haven't died yet because they didn't take my swords)
PS: Is bug_sniper someone who is a bug who also has a gun, or are they really good at shooting bugs. If the latter, that seems very helpful in our present circumstances.Last edited by DisavowedPaladi; 2023-05-05 at 02:43 PM.
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2023-05-06, 01:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Together you survive. Though no rescue ever comes, you nonetheless carve out a niche in the alien world and make yourselves at home, until one day decades later you die in each others' arms. Does that even count as corrupting the wish? Perhaps not. It's bittersweet, is all.
I wish for reunification between the Romulans, Vulcans, AND Remans.Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2023-05-07, 04:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023-05-18, 02:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2023-05-19, 12:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Something Borrowed - Submission Thread (5e subclass contest)
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